Retto Otter Pup
@rettootter.bsky.social
Kinky, stinky otter | Single | Diapers, humiliation and much more ahead! | 18+ only | Sub | Crinkly account | Level 35 | I don't bite, hit me up!
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Warning! This dog is NOT housebroken!
If you take him home, he will be the best boy he can be, but he is NOT safe for your furniture!
...It's me, I'm just havin' a doggy day. :3
If you take him home, he will be the best boy he can be, but he is NOT safe for your furniture!
...It's me, I'm just havin' a doggy day. :3
Bored at work butt, for your viewing pleasure.
February 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Bored at work butt, for your viewing pleasure.
Yeah, today's gonna be a struggle and a half.
February 12, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Yeah, today's gonna be a struggle and a half.
I was going to feign surprise, but we both know it's gonna happen. 😉
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 PM
I was going to feign surprise, but we both know it's gonna happen. 😉
Oh yeah? How many is it then? >=[
February 12, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Oh yeah? How many is it then? >=[
I don't wanna go to work. You can't make me. D:
(I woke up at 3:45AM and couldn't go back to sleep. x.x)
(I woke up at 3:45AM and couldn't go back to sleep. x.x)
February 12, 2026 at 12:20 PM
I don't wanna go to work. You can't make me. D:
(I woke up at 3:45AM and couldn't go back to sleep. x.x)
(I woke up at 3:45AM and couldn't go back to sleep. x.x)
Having a pantsless day cause my apartment is TOASTY since it warmed up outside, haha.
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Having a pantsless day cause my apartment is TOASTY since it warmed up outside, haha.
On the bus on the way home.
Wondering when my chaos gremlins in my brain will return to make me fun again.
Gonna go home, take out the dog, play some Arc Raiders and drink my dog drinks. (Skrewball)
A lovely little cap to a frankly very interesting week of work.
Wondering when my chaos gremlins in my brain will return to make me fun again.
Gonna go home, take out the dog, play some Arc Raiders and drink my dog drinks. (Skrewball)
A lovely little cap to a frankly very interesting week of work.
February 8, 2026 at 12:14 AM
On the bus on the way home.
Wondering when my chaos gremlins in my brain will return to make me fun again.
Gonna go home, take out the dog, play some Arc Raiders and drink my dog drinks. (Skrewball)
A lovely little cap to a frankly very interesting week of work.
Wondering when my chaos gremlins in my brain will return to make me fun again.
Gonna go home, take out the dog, play some Arc Raiders and drink my dog drinks. (Skrewball)
A lovely little cap to a frankly very interesting week of work.
I need to dog this weekend a bit.
Maybe when I'm drinking and unwinding tonight.
I think that sounds nice.
Maybe when I'm drinking and unwinding tonight.
I think that sounds nice.
February 7, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I need to dog this weekend a bit.
Maybe when I'm drinking and unwinding tonight.
I think that sounds nice.
Maybe when I'm drinking and unwinding tonight.
I think that sounds nice.
Side note: My ICU smells like syrup and depression.
February 7, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Side note: My ICU smells like syrup and depression.
I exist in a vacuum, and it smells like somebody farted 3 years ago and I'm smelling it next month.
Time is an illusion.
Time is an illusion.
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I exist in a vacuum, and it smells like somebody farted 3 years ago and I'm smelling it next month.
Time is an illusion.
Time is an illusion.
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wake up babe new charity marathon just dropped
February 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
wake up babe new charity marathon just dropped
The alternative is not getting paid to shit, then it's pleasure, not business.
This is a business shit. XD
This is a business shit. XD
February 7, 2026 at 3:24 PM
The alternative is not getting paid to shit, then it's pleasure, not business.
This is a business shit. XD
This is a business shit. XD
Another day, another shit I get paid for on the clock.
February 7, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Another day, another shit I get paid for on the clock.
Yeah, should be fine financially. Maybe I just won't do either, lol.
February 7, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Yeah, should be fine financially. Maybe I just won't do either, lol.
The angel on my shoulder: Go to the pup mosh on Sunday! Have a good time and enjoy your weekend! Maybe meet somebody!
The devil on my shoulder: You don't know anyone there and will stand in a corner alone. Work and make $450 instead, then suck off a stranger from an app so maybe you feel something.
The devil on my shoulder: You don't know anyone there and will stand in a corner alone. Work and make $450 instead, then suck off a stranger from an app so maybe you feel something.
February 6, 2026 at 11:13 PM
The angel on my shoulder: Go to the pup mosh on Sunday! Have a good time and enjoy your weekend! Maybe meet somebody!
The devil on my shoulder: You don't know anyone there and will stand in a corner alone. Work and make $450 instead, then suck off a stranger from an app so maybe you feel something.
The devil on my shoulder: You don't know anyone there and will stand in a corner alone. Work and make $450 instead, then suck off a stranger from an app so maybe you feel something.
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January 12, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Absolutely stunning as always, Krib. 💜
February 5, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Absolutely stunning as always, Krib. 💜
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sexy caribou hunks in the closest public restroom near you!!
C0mm for @//RaizBou_AD on twitter🦌🦌🦌!
C0mm for @//RaizBou_AD on twitter🦌🦌🦌!
January 28, 2026 at 1:34 AM
sexy caribou hunks in the closest public restroom near you!!
C0mm for @//RaizBou_AD on twitter🦌🦌🦌!
C0mm for @//RaizBou_AD on twitter🦌🦌🦌!
I genuinely hope the people who used to care about me are happier without me in their lives.
February 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I genuinely hope the people who used to care about me are happier without me in their lives.
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It's been a couple of days.... since cumming OR showering🙈
(Quality Possum Time #25)
(Quality Possum Time #25)
January 31, 2026 at 7:25 PM
It's been a couple of days.... since cumming OR showering🙈
(Quality Possum Time #25)
(Quality Possum Time #25)
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I know I'm not the only one here who relates to this
January 31, 2026 at 12:06 PM
I know I'm not the only one here who relates to this
It wouldn't be the worst! Preferably with an ocean somewhere nearby and a lovely little beach to visit. X3
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 PM
It wouldn't be the worst! Preferably with an ocean somewhere nearby and a lovely little beach to visit. X3
I'm surviving in the cold, I wouldn't say thriving, hahaha
January 28, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I'm surviving in the cold, I wouldn't say thriving, hahaha