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daily Atlanta United coverage and podcast at FiveStripeFinal.com | somewhat daily MLS coverage for Major League Soccer soccer dot com | daily anxiety in various places
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
A good backup striker is hard enough to find

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Is Jamal Thiaré worth it?
He's back for one more year. Is that the right call?
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November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
another year, another win for my (very vibes-based) "gotta play against the ball to win the Shield, gotta use the ball to win MLS Cup" theory
And against what are imo the truly elite teams in MLS this year — Vancouver, Miami, Nashville, LAFC, Seattle, Columbus (some of whom they didn’t face) — Philly went 0W-6L-2D with a -14 goal differential.

Even if you want to take away the Caps loss that’s still brutal. Ball-playing teams kill them.
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
they gotta play soccer here again, man
November 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Reposted by (j)Sam
Our 2nd annual @espn.com anonymous #NWSL general manager survey is here, and the clearest trend from hours of interviews over the past two months is what's now playing out: concern about the limitations of the salary cap, and the inability to retain and attract the world's top players (inc. #USWNT).
NWSL GM survey: Is the salary cap a problem? Are teams still breaking rules?
ESPN's NWSL GM survey returns as execs dish on the worst front offices, tensions with USWNT, breaking the rules, their player wish list and more.
www.espn.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
made my best guess possible at how much space to operate atlanta might have after today's decisions

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ANALYSIS: Atlanta United announces end-of-year roster decisions
We tried to sort it out because it's unsafe to do so without proper training and equipment
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November 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
them dawgs is hell
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
georgia perpetuating cycles of misery by turning texas into our bama, poor fellas
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
oklahoma has decided to punch on every. single. tackle. and it's spectacular
November 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
not sure i've ever seen an entire team's brain turn to soup quite like what south carolina just did
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
oh wow hey look whose contract is up heading into the 2028 NWLS season featuring a new expansion team in Atlanta, Georgia
The University of Georgia's Croix Bethune
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The University of Georgia's Croix Bethune
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
oh god at what point does it stop being funny and start feeling kind of mean
that series of sequences from Texas A&M is one of the funniest i've ever seen

30 Rock levels of jokes per beat there
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
that series of sequences from Texas A&M is one of the funniest i've ever seen

30 Rock levels of jokes per beat there
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
got my eye on a million things rn but washington-portland feels roughly 6-0 spiritually
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
second time ain't like the first time

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Tata Martino, take two: Atlanta United put
ATLANTA – Memories don’t win trophies.
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November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Today's calendar change brought up some questions about Tata Martino, who originally signed a deal through the "2027 season"

The club has confirmed that he'll be under contract through what's now the 2027-28 season
November 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
they finally listened to me and made it college football
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Tata says he hasn't spoken to Josef since Tata arrived to Atlanta (Josef did send a congrats text). Also says that striker is not a position of need

Through a translator: "With our roster, when we have players like Latte Lath and Jamal Thiare, it's not a position we're currently looking to fill."
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Miguel has been a focal point for Tata during this

Through a translator and lightly edited: "I think, you know, the ideas and the personnel in Atlanta maybe has changed over the course of time...We intend to have players, as I said, to surround and try to help Miguel."
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
good morning
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Founding memberships are already available
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
A couple of notes

Atlanta's NWSL team will have its own training ground

MBS will be configured specifically for NWSL with a capacity of 28k

And the search to fill club leadership roles is already underway.

I imagine that search will move quickly. Eales had a few years of runway before ATLUTD
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Official: NWSL to Atlanta in 2028
Figure they might announce something big tonight
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM