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(j)Sam
@revenueminuscosts.bsky.social
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daily Atlanta United coverage and podcast at FiveStripeFinal.com | somewhat daily MLS coverage for Major League Soccer soccer dot com | daily anxiety in various places
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 16h
we're free
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 18h
mariners about to make a memory that hurts generations
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 1d
lol
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Paul Harvey @paulharvey.theoutfield.nyc · 2d
I have been working on a new USA Soccer stat hub for a couple of months now in Tableau, as I grew increasingly dissatisfied with what I put together at the start of 2025. It's *finally* ready for public consumption. The images here don't show the half of it:

public.tableau.com/views/MLSAdv...
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 5d
Atlanta United put up 0.07 xG last night. The lowest single-game total in team history per FBref.

www.fivestripefinal.com/p/the-worst-...
The worst attacking performance in Atlanta United history
which of Atlanta's three shots was your favorite?
www.fivestripefinal.com
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 5d
Jayden Hibbert absolutely has to be your starting goalkeeper in 2026, don't waste money on anyone else
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 5d
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 5d
look, if you had one shot
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 13d
working through multiple things this morning
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 13d
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 14d
never been more convinced UGA is gonna lose, goodnight
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 15d
hate to pull out the Roster Rules Helmet on a Friday, but what else are we gonna talk about these days?

open.substack.com/pub/fivestri...
Atlanta United Grab Bag: The worst form in MLS and leftover GAM
we're sorry to do this to you on a Friday
open.substack.com
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 16d
www.ajc.com/sports/2025/...
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 20d
what i'm saying is, team will be really fun again as soon as it gets good

any second now
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 20d
it ain't MLS Cup but Atlanta crowd is really solid considering it's a CFB Saturday, Shaky Knees is going down the road, and the whole "game is meaningless in every way" thing

43,999 announced attendance isn't real, but there will be more folks here than a lot of other MLS games this weekend
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 20d
Berrocal doing a nice job so far in his first start. Has looked like he wants to actually get the ball back, an improvement on recent ATLUTD center backs
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 20d
I'm once again wondering whether Alzate was the best dude available or a player Deila wanted
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 21d
hope no one watching has a heart condition, body can only take so much adrenaline
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 25d
turns out this was pretty bad

www.fivestripefinal.com/p/breaking-d...
Breaking down Atlanta United's nightmarish first half against Columbus
put on a hazmat suit
www.fivestripefinal.com
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 26d
Atlanta United's media availabilty schedule has Ronny Deila set to do his normally scheduled press conference on Friday
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 26d
www.americansocceranalysis.com/home/2025/9/...

up and good
A Guide to the ASA Vizhub — American Soccer Analysis
What to know about the newest ASA platform Catalina Bush Have you ever wished that you could picture the game in front of you? Not as a broadcast, or a highlight video, but on a sheet of paper? ...
www.americansocceranalysis.com
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 27d
hannibal more like handiball
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 27d
from Rob

www.fivestripefinal.com/p/opinion-ro...
Opinion: Ronny Deila isn’t the right manager for Atlanta United’s future
It’s officially a lost season. Time for Atlanta’s front office to answer some tough questions.
www.fivestripefinal.com
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 27d
yeah, sure, whatever
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 27d
Got weird. Atlanta loses 5-4.

They're officially eliminated from the playoffs. The dream is over.
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(j)Sam @revenueminuscosts.bsky.social · 27d
oh. my god.

it's 5-4 in Atlanta. It was 5-0
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