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Rev Richard Skull

@revskull.bsky.social

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aka Mark Shotzberger, ordained in the Church of the Subgenius.

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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 1d

each day on this planet is worse than the last

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Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 22h

Time to bust some MAGA heads!

Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 22h

Sarah! Our sole representative!

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Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 22h

And sexually assault the woman working there.

Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 22h

a cartoon character pointing with the word ha-ha behind him

ALT: a cartoon character pointing with the word ha-ha behind him

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Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 22h

"I won't call him a hero cause what's a hero? He's the right frog for his time"

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Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 22h

Is going to play baseball or stoke a boiler?

Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, considering he's Jewish

Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 1d

I have 100 ft steel engineer tape.

Issued to me when I signed on as a field inspector.

After the 5 year contract was completed, I tried to turn it, and my plastic 200 footer back in.

Was told to keep them as they had already been written off.

Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 1d

Around here it was called the Dummy end

Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 2d

ICE is trying to make a riot happen, so Orange Julius Caesar can use the inserection act.

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Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 2d

Can you come by and fix my refrigerator?

Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 2d

Cocktwaddle

Rev Richard Skull @revskull.bsky.social · 2d

Well, due to a poor description of the northern border of Ohio, Michigan and Ohio fought a mini-war over the port of Toledo.

Michigan lost in the Supreme Court, so they got the Upper Peninsular as a consolation prize.