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Average Bovine Buddy 🔞
@rezerkity.bsky.social
18+ blog. Minors DNI. Mid-20s. Non-binary but I blush if you call me 'bull'

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I hope I can fully quit thinking about Dead by Daylight and browsing its forums, even though I haven't played in years.
I want to quit it the same way I quit League of Legends - I never think about it or look at forums anymore.

The game isn't going to improve with its current dev team.
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Square shaped quadrupeds with short limbs are my jam.

Gorgonopsids. Camerupt. Sniffers.
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I wish to be selected as a mate for an extremely love-deprived, touch-starved, lonely monstrous creature that wants to spend 80% of its waking hours pressed up against me, obsessing over me, or at the very least sharing the same space with me silently and just staring while it hungrily fantasizes.
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I need to be gentler with myself and remember that the human mind cannot burden itself with all of humanity's problems.

"I know I offer little, but what little I offer, precious is, I hope."

I'll continue supporting what I believe in, and practicing reduction where I cannot practice absolutism.
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I still buy animal products, use Google services, buy products from Steam, and am a heavy consumer of the internet and computers.

I wonder at what point I should be expected to give up everything that brings me joy, in the name of morals and ethics.
I wish I could stop feeling guilty for living.
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I used to think Fortnite was cool despite it not being my kind of game, since it's pretty much the PC version of Smash Bros with all the crossovers.

But now they're getting a Harry Potter collab, I'm disgusted by it. Just another line of money fed to JKR taking away human rights from trans people.
November 30, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I wish there was more shows that changed status quo on an episode-by-episode basis, or something of the sort. It's rather hard to enjoy a show, and feel there's any stakes, knowing that it'll all be back to normal by the end of an episode, with little to no change. I want to see lost arms and men.
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Some people gatekeep teratophilia (love of scary monsters) and it's really bizarre.

You can be a teratophiliac without having to find all forms of monstrousness attractive. If you are turned off by insects, but aroused by other things, that's just as valid. It doesn't have to be blanket attraction.
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
My routine disappointment in the musk kink space is people who learn I am not into gas/scat and then they stop talking to me and start leaving me on read
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I wish I had a button on my brain that let me selectively forget everything about a specific thing.

I could watch Steven Universe with fresh eyes.
I could enjoy learning everything about Terraria, Minecraft, and other games.
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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3AM discord conversations with the boyfriend whilst working on sticker orders.

🎨 @billbeagle.bsky.social 🤍
November 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
pet peeve: referring to the abdomen/belly/gut as the stomach, even though the stomach is an organ and is actually stored behind the bottom middle of your ribs
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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I had to let it out. You have to understand. I couldn't stop it. Please forgive me
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I want to see more TF/Growth porn with a focus on during penetration, and the bottom's reaction to the growing stretch inside of them
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The ending to the Vampire Survivors Ode to Castlevania DLC was so good, it nearly made me cry, which is kind of hilarious for a game like Vampire Survivors that is 99% memes and jokes and no coherent story
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Zootopia is copaganda that doesn't work on me

Disco Elysium however absolutely does work on me because I love middle aged man yaoi
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I kind of want to watch the new Stranger Things, but at the same time it's gotten progressively less entertaining for me since the end of S1. It's another thing where I feel like it was lightning in a bottle and didn't need continuation, and every additional season feels financially incentivised.
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Life hack:

Advent Calendars can be opened from the top, and you can eat all the chocolates in one moment of weakness, then slide it back in and open the doors as normal on the right days. Nobody will know.
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Buy ya a beer?
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
No Youtube I have never, ever, once, in the history of mankind, at all, wanted to use the Miniplayer. It is a laggy piece of shit that obfuscates most of your UI, becomes unresponsive when it feels like it, and reduces the FPS and functionality of all site input by like 90%.
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
No ARG I've seen has ever registered as scarier than misplacing your phone or forgetting if you locked the door or not.

Every ARG:
Person goes missing, body is found under mysterious means, a spooky distorted face, someone starts going insane because they saw it, skinwalkers, cognitohazard
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Right now I've got a piece I've been meaning to work on for a month, but it just isn't working out. I don't want my friend to think I'm not putting in effort. I always feel people just say what I want to hear, so I never trust "it's okay, I don't mind".
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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tried to draw koraidon. idk
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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it bites.
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
People with skunk fursonas are a 50/50 split between hardcore gas fetish, and liking fluffy tails
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM