Rezearc
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drawer & wizened philosopher from belgium, hij/hem
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Shocking exposé reveals true reason for renouncement of Prince Andrew's royal titles and expulsion from royal lodge: "they're just having a laugh"
December 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Shocking exposé reveals true reason for renouncement of Prince Andrew's royal titles and expulsion from royal lodge: "they're just having a laugh"
this post was visited by two spirits last night
December 23, 2025 at 8:58 AM
this post was visited by two spirits last night
yeah I'm actually writing my doctorate thesis in philosophy of zoology right now, it's about trying to nail down a conclusive definition of what an "animal" is, I don't want to get technical but so far I've got "furred, feathered or scaled quadruped"
December 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
yeah I'm actually writing my doctorate thesis in philosophy of zoology right now, it's about trying to nail down a conclusive definition of what an "animal" is, I don't want to get technical but so far I've got "furred, feathered or scaled quadruped"
I'm an applied philosopher of language, in the phrase "for the time being" I'm trying to figure out what "the time being" refers to and how we may capture and kill it
December 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm an applied philosopher of language, in the phrase "for the time being" I'm trying to figure out what "the time being" refers to and how we may capture and kill it
due to a confluence of factors a large percentage of people will be receiving prints of surprisingly high-quality custom artwork for christmas this year
December 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
due to a confluence of factors a large percentage of people will be receiving prints of surprisingly high-quality custom artwork for christmas this year
good evening ANTICITIZENS, we just received another confirmed LAMBDA CACHE from the 'Free Man' inside Valve HQ.....its now confirmed rumors of a reveal at TGA was an intentonal RUSE by Gabe to lure out anti-HLX dissidents within Valve, who have been summarily executed...the real drop will be SOON™
they're turning Half-Life 3 into the new QAnon
December 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
good evening ANTICITIZENS, we just received another confirmed LAMBDA CACHE from the 'Free Man' inside Valve HQ.....its now confirmed rumors of a reveal at TGA was an intentonal RUSE by Gabe to lure out anti-HLX dissidents within Valve, who have been summarily executed...the real drop will be SOON™
they're turning Half-Life 3 into the new QAnon
December 11, 2025 at 7:52 AM
they're turning Half-Life 3 into the new QAnon
one of the best ways to do something is basically deftly
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
one of the best ways to do something is basically deftly
the parable of Jesus and the diddy ahh blud
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
the parable of Jesus and the diddy ahh blud
the Buddha encounters a woke chud
December 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
the Buddha encounters a woke chud
the internet has taught us all one thing: you need to formulate a pejorative term for any minor thing that bothers you and use it as often as possible
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 AM
the internet has taught us all one thing: you need to formulate a pejorative term for any minor thing that bothers you and use it as often as possible
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the woke mob: a tower can't be "Eiffel"
based France: hold my wine.
based France: hold my wine.
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 AM
the woke mob: a tower can't be "Eiffel"
based France: hold my wine.
based France: hold my wine.
guy who was Severanced when it happened so only his innie got Pluribused
November 17, 2025 at 7:26 AM
guy who was Severanced when it happened so only his innie got Pluribused
oh watch pluribus, it's on apple, watch punglebub it's on pear, literally watch purplebulge on banana, check out plunderblurb on grapefruit...would you listen to yourselves
November 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
oh watch pluribus, it's on apple, watch punglebub it's on pear, literally watch purplebulge on banana, check out plunderblurb on grapefruit...would you listen to yourselves
they call me Mr. Eponymous
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
they call me Mr. Eponymous
they should call them convenient stores, given how convenient they are
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 AM
they should call them convenient stores, given how convenient they are
Notion: Games run on computers which are capable of many things. I'd love to hear of instances of games creating the impression of reading the player's mind, especially if it doesn't rely on tricking the player
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Notion: Games run on computers which are capable of many things. I'd love to hear of instances of games creating the impression of reading the player's mind, especially if it doesn't rely on tricking the player
You're absolutely right—I fired a minigun at your house for 30 seconds, reducing it to rubble and riddling you and your family with high caliber rounds; this was a mistake. Here's how I will try to avoid making this mistake again:
𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗱𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗯𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗲𝘁𝘀:
1. 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗻: I will n
𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗱𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗯𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗲𝘁𝘀:
1. 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗻: I will n
November 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
You're absolutely right—I fired a minigun at your house for 30 seconds, reducing it to rubble and riddling you and your family with high caliber rounds; this was a mistake. Here's how I will try to avoid making this mistake again:
𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗱𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗯𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗲𝘁𝘀:
1. 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗻: I will n
𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗱𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗯𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗲𝘁𝘀:
1. 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗻: I will n
Eric Adams offered encouraging words: "May your discreditors become your copy-editors as you ascend to the role of publisher of your newspaper of victory."
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Eric Adams offered encouraging words: "May your discreditors become your copy-editors as you ascend to the role of publisher of your newspaper of victory."
seeing headlines about Outer Worlds 2 and every time experiencing micro-elation and instant disappointment as I realise it's not about Outer Wilds 2
October 31, 2025 at 6:47 AM
seeing headlines about Outer Worlds 2 and every time experiencing micro-elation and instant disappointment as I realise it's not about Outer Wilds 2
(bad Mike Myers Scottish accent)
October 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
(bad Mike Myers Scottish accent)
I'm glad the chainsaw man movie named after me is good, I deserve as much
October 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I'm glad the chainsaw man movie named after me is good, I deserve as much
what if he was called Domhnhall Trump?
October 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
what if he was called Domhnhall Trump?
In 2024 More Children Were Born Named Chatgipiti Than Any Previous Year on Record and Scientists Have No Idea Why
October 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
In 2024 More Children Were Born Named Chatgipiti Than Any Previous Year on Record and Scientists Have No Idea Why