Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to be a whale fall

I'm crying in the grocery store because I'm in touch with my emotions, jackass

This isn't anything testosterone, boxed wine, and getting hit over the head with a cartoon mallet couldn't fix

Sorry, fellas. I've got big plans tonight! *puts on a YouTube video essay I've already watched 20+ times*

I was born in the wrong time. I would have thrived in 40,000 BCE.