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✨Rhinestone Specs✨

@rhinestonespecs.bsky.social

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Just got a great new job, but it’s getting in the way of my dog snuggling, crafting, cheese eating, and bourbon drinking.

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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · Nov 12

Introduce yourself as a TV character

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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 2h

Deal!

✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 9h

That is an exemplary specimen of turtlage!

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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 11h

You’re probably getting more caffeine plus a little fiber. Think of it as health food.

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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 11h

I have been training to be a baby walrus snuggler my entire life. I have developed a mama walrus body, and I have been nurturing a very needy pseudo-baby walrus day and night. I’m headed to Alaska to apply for this job!

A group of scientists in parkas are sitting on the floor of a glass lined room with ice chunks around them. One is holding a very large baby bottle and another is smooching a little walrus on the snoot.

A post by the Alaska Sealife Center about finding a lost baby walrus and the care they are giving it. Not just feeding bottles, but snuggling, humming, and rocking it 24 hours a day. Sign me up!

It looks like a baby walrus, but it’s actually a perfect brown baby bulldog who sleeps in my bed and needs constant rocking and smooches.

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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 11h

I just realized that sounded like I was actually going and not dreaming of going. I need to repost that.

✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 13h

a close up of a dog 's face with a surprised look on it 's face

ALT: a close up of a dog 's face with a surprised look on it 's face

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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 21h

There is very little content on this site that I enjoy more than Flash facts. That little dog has a way with words.

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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 1d

I was at the grocery store yesterday buying a mountain of greens and mentioned that I had tortoises. The cashier showed me a pic of the tiniest little turtle and asked if it would eat those greens. I gave her a handful of dandelions to try. Sadly, I don’t see a long, healthy life for that turtle.

✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 1d

a person is giving a high five to a small brown dog

ALT: a person is giving a high five to a small brown dog

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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 1d

The only people who don’t have horror stories about medical bills and medical insurance are the ones who are causing the problems. I’m so sorry to hear about this. America is number one, right?

✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 1d

That is a mountain of lettuce!

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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 1d

We have a lot of video cameras around the house since the asshole next-door cut my husband’s brake lines, so it’s really hard to sneak anything. 😒

✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, maybe I could put that cat costume on Benji for a few days and then let the cat in and the husband would just assume it was Benji?

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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 1d

This is Sully afraid of a) the vacuum b) a squash, and c) his own portrait. He doesn’t like anything. His life is one long misery, what’s a kitten one way or the other.

A very cute basset mix has very sad ears because the vacuum is out

A very cute basset mix has very sad ears because there is a squash on the floor next to him

A very cute basset mix has seriously suspicious side eye because I am holding a painted portrait of him

✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 1d

My husband is so mean. He would never give in. I still don’t know how I got Benji.

✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 1d

That is pretty slick. Did you then pretend not to have any idea where that cat came from? It’s the “realizing there’s an extra cat in the house” part I have to avoid.

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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 1d

Does anyone have any tips for sneaking a cat into the household without a husband noticing?

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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 1d

I cringe to think what history is going to make of us, just sitting by and watching this happen. Assuming this type of video survives the eventual information purge of course.

✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve seen a lot of offal dog snacks, but duck necks is a new one!

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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 2d

What would she have done if she had actually caught one? A couple times Sully caught the cat and stood there blankly until she swatted him in the face

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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 2d

The butt is in the eye of the beholder. Is it function, is it form? But it’s definitely there.

✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 2d

Of course they have butts! How else would they poop constantly?

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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 2d

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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 2d

Clearly, you’re an autumn.
Is it still warm enough that you can wash off in the pool?

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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 2d

Go you! Although Milton did a lot of the work by being irresistible. Are they keeping his name?

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