Rhonni
@rhonni.bsky.social
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Renaissance Festival Expert and Empire Builder https://rhonni.com/link-in-bio/
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Every unwritten rule is a landmine for the next Renfaire leader.
Survival at a Renfaire is duct tape. Sustainability is foresight.
Delegation at the Renfaire isn’t weakness—it’s survival.
Pinball Placement Theory is how you stop guessing and start designing guest flow at the Renfaire.
Counting on duct tape and burlap to hold a booth together at the Renfaire will always cost more in vendors, sleep, and office legacy.
Never confuse opening day adrenaline with preparation for a Renfaire show.
At TRF, I ran 9 restaurants with 130 staff. One person can’t hold all those reins.
If guests keep missing a booth at the Renfaire, it’s not bad luck—it’s bad layout.
Crises at the Renfaire taught me some of the best lessons as a business owner—namely, build systems to prevent them.
The best faires feel like magic.
But they run like clockwork.
You don’t have to invent clockwork from scratch.
The wrong booth in the wrong Renfaire corner can kill guest flow.
Ticketing chaos at a Renfaire becomes refund chaos.
If your Renfaire booth feels like a dungeon, your vendor will act like a prisoner.
A Renfaire marketplace manager is part landlord, part peacekeeper, part therapist.
A crooked path may look quaint to guests. To Renfaire vendors, it’s a nightmare.
Community goodwill is PR a Renfaire can’t buy.
Period tents collapse at Renfaires without modern stakes. Balance is key.
Renfaire vendor conflicts rarely start at load-in. They start in contracts.
Every cannon blast at a Renfaire is louder for management than for guests.
A Renfaire is equal parts whimsy and paperwork. Ignore either at your peril.
Email lists outlast algorithms. Build them for your Renfaire.
Lace-up bodices don’t fix poor staff training.
Every angry Renfaire vendor email hides a mismanaged expectation.
At a Renfaire, the show ends at cannon but the site meeting starts in the muddy parking lot.
Risk management sounds boring until you need it four weeks into the Renfaire when there’s no time for a crisis.