Rhys Kaiser 🏍️🦊
@rhyskaiser.bsky.social
Rhys Kaiser, Unit 11. (Retired) Mercenary. (Glorified) Mailman. Fan tag is #kaisarts
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Assets by
@leviathotep
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[email protected]
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Hello!! I'm Rhys!
I've been all over: from courier in a military autocracy on a faraway alien world, to a mercenary in backwater space, and NOW, as luck would have it, a streamer on Earth!
Just don't tell DHS about me? I don't know how extraterrestrials get deported and I don't want to find out-
I've been all over: from courier in a military autocracy on a faraway alien world, to a mercenary in backwater space, and NOW, as luck would have it, a streamer on Earth!
Just don't tell DHS about me? I don't know how extraterrestrials get deported and I don't want to find out-
Reposted by Rhys Kaiser 🏍️🦊
It's still not quite Valentine's Day yet, but your girlfriend needs to be picked up and swung around today
And if you can't do that, you either need to hit the gym, or she needs to be the one picking YOU up-
And if you can't do that, you either need to hit the gym, or she needs to be the one picking YOU up-
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February 12, 2026 at 12:57 AM
It's still not quite Valentine's Day yet, but your girlfriend needs to be picked up and swung around today
And if you can't do that, you either need to hit the gym, or she needs to be the one picking YOU up-
And if you can't do that, you either need to hit the gym, or she needs to be the one picking YOU up-
It's still not quite Valentine's Day yet, but your girlfriend needs to be picked up and swung around today
And if you can't do that, you either need to hit the gym, or she needs to be the one picking YOU up-
And if you can't do that, you either need to hit the gym, or she needs to be the one picking YOU up-
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February 12, 2026 at 12:57 AM
It's still not quite Valentine's Day yet, but your girlfriend needs to be picked up and swung around today
And if you can't do that, you either need to hit the gym, or she needs to be the one picking YOU up-
And if you can't do that, you either need to hit the gym, or she needs to be the one picking YOU up-
The new Overwatch menu is so fucking ass
February 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
The new Overwatch menu is so fucking ass
WE'RE LIVE streaming some Deadlock Street Brawls today!! Come say hello!
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February 7, 2026 at 9:05 PM
WE'RE LIVE streaming some Deadlock Street Brawls today!! Come say hello!
The Deadlock Venator discourse is hilarious rn-
It's so fucking funny to me that chuds on the other site are seething over even the IMPLICATION their beloved well-written Christian character might be LGBTQ
He still IS a well-written Christian character, you're just homophobic? Cope perhaps?
It's so fucking funny to me that chuds on the other site are seething over even the IMPLICATION their beloved well-written Christian character might be LGBTQ
He still IS a well-written Christian character, you're just homophobic? Cope perhaps?
February 7, 2026 at 3:57 PM
The Deadlock Venator discourse is hilarious rn-
It's so fucking funny to me that chuds on the other site are seething over even the IMPLICATION their beloved well-written Christian character might be LGBTQ
He still IS a well-written Christian character, you're just homophobic? Cope perhaps?
It's so fucking funny to me that chuds on the other site are seething over even the IMPLICATION their beloved well-written Christian character might be LGBTQ
He still IS a well-written Christian character, you're just homophobic? Cope perhaps?
WE'RE LIVE, BABY!! Into The Radius 2 NOW!
It's Radius-ing time....
Check my profile for the stream link!!
It's Radius-ing time....
Check my profile for the stream link!!
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February 5, 2026 at 9:19 PM
WE'RE LIVE, BABY!! Into The Radius 2 NOW!
It's Radius-ing time....
Check my profile for the stream link!!
It's Radius-ing time....
Check my profile for the stream link!!
Slightly late schedule for this week! We're streaming more Into The Radius 2 this week! Possibly something else? (Probably just Radius-)
See you then!
See you then!
February 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Slightly late schedule for this week! We're streaming more Into The Radius 2 this week! Possibly something else? (Probably just Radius-)
See you then!
See you then!
I've decided I'm gonna be maintaining more of a presence here on bsky, I feel like this site probably contains more of the people I would actually enjoy interacting with, since that's something I actually do more of nowadays.
Don't be afraid to say hi! I'm normal I prommy
Don't be afraid to say hi! I'm normal I prommy
February 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I've decided I'm gonna be maintaining more of a presence here on bsky, I feel like this site probably contains more of the people I would actually enjoy interacting with, since that's something I actually do more of nowadays.
Don't be afraid to say hi! I'm normal I prommy
Don't be afraid to say hi! I'm normal I prommy
Hello!! I'm Rhys!
I've been all over: from courier in a military autocracy on a faraway alien world, to a mercenary in backwater space, and NOW, as luck would have it, a streamer on Earth!
Just don't tell DHS about me? I don't know how extraterrestrials get deported and I don't want to find out-
I've been all over: from courier in a military autocracy on a faraway alien world, to a mercenary in backwater space, and NOW, as luck would have it, a streamer on Earth!
Just don't tell DHS about me? I don't know how extraterrestrials get deported and I don't want to find out-
February 4, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Hello!! I'm Rhys!
I've been all over: from courier in a military autocracy on a faraway alien world, to a mercenary in backwater space, and NOW, as luck would have it, a streamer on Earth!
Just don't tell DHS about me? I don't know how extraterrestrials get deported and I don't want to find out-
I've been all over: from courier in a military autocracy on a faraway alien world, to a mercenary in backwater space, and NOW, as luck would have it, a streamer on Earth!
Just don't tell DHS about me? I don't know how extraterrestrials get deported and I don't want to find out-
IT'S ARMA REFORGER AGAIN TODAY! But FIRST, by request, we'll be looking at the xbox games showcase, and how many hopes and dreams get dashed across the rocks.
LIVE IN 20 ON THE PURPLE APP!
LIVE IN 20 ON THE PURPLE APP!
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June 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
IT'S ARMA REFORGER AGAIN TODAY! But FIRST, by request, we'll be looking at the xbox games showcase, and how many hopes and dreams get dashed across the rocks.
LIVE IN 20 ON THE PURPLE APP!
LIVE IN 20 ON THE PURPLE APP!
GOING LIVE IN 10 MINUTES FOR SOME YAPPING, FOLLOWED BY ARMA REFORGER!
WHO THE HELL IS THIS LITTLE THING?
WHO THE HELL IS THIS LITTLE THING?
June 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
GOING LIVE IN 10 MINUTES FOR SOME YAPPING, FOLLOWED BY ARMA REFORGER!
WHO THE HELL IS THIS LITTLE THING?
WHO THE HELL IS THIS LITTLE THING?
GUESS WHAT DIPSHITS - I'M BACK FROM THE STORE WITH MILK AND CIGARETTES
NO MORE HEROES. 10 MINUTES. PURPLE APP.
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
NO MORE HEROES. 10 MINUTES. PURPLE APP.
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
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May 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
GUESS WHAT DIPSHITS - I'M BACK FROM THE STORE WITH MILK AND CIGARETTES
NO MORE HEROES. 10 MINUTES. PURPLE APP.
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
NO MORE HEROES. 10 MINUTES. PURPLE APP.
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
A STREAM SO NICE, WE'RE RUNNING IT TWICE!!!
NO MORE HEROES AGAIN TODAY!! LIVE IN 15!
(Link's pinned on my profile-)
NO MORE HEROES AGAIN TODAY!! LIVE IN 15!
(Link's pinned on my profile-)
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May 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
A STREAM SO NICE, WE'RE RUNNING IT TWICE!!!
NO MORE HEROES AGAIN TODAY!! LIVE IN 15!
(Link's pinned on my profile-)
NO MORE HEROES AGAIN TODAY!! LIVE IN 15!
(Link's pinned on my profile-)
BY THE WAY! If you're curious for why I've fucking disappeared for so long, I'll be addressing that on-stream before gaming
HEY!!! I'M BACK FROM THE HIATUS (temporarily-) FOR A LITTLE TREAT ONCE AGAIN!
I've got a LOT to catch up you all on!! Also, we're gonna be taking a look at a game I've had my eye on for a long time - IT'S NO MORE HEROES!!!!
LIVE IN 20 MINUTES!! BE THERE!!
I've got a LOT to catch up you all on!! Also, we're gonna be taking a look at a game I've had my eye on for a long time - IT'S NO MORE HEROES!!!!
LIVE IN 20 MINUTES!! BE THERE!!
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May 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
BY THE WAY! If you're curious for why I've fucking disappeared for so long, I'll be addressing that on-stream before gaming
HEY!!! I'M BACK FROM THE HIATUS (temporarily-) FOR A LITTLE TREAT ONCE AGAIN!
I've got a LOT to catch up you all on!! Also, we're gonna be taking a look at a game I've had my eye on for a long time - IT'S NO MORE HEROES!!!!
LIVE IN 20 MINUTES!! BE THERE!!
I've got a LOT to catch up you all on!! Also, we're gonna be taking a look at a game I've had my eye on for a long time - IT'S NO MORE HEROES!!!!
LIVE IN 20 MINUTES!! BE THERE!!
a man wearing sunglasses and a shirt that says more he is standing in front of a building and says this is not a joke
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May 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
HEY!!! I'M BACK FROM THE HIATUS (temporarily-) FOR A LITTLE TREAT ONCE AGAIN!
I've got a LOT to catch up you all on!! Also, we're gonna be taking a look at a game I've had my eye on for a long time - IT'S NO MORE HEROES!!!!
LIVE IN 20 MINUTES!! BE THERE!!
I've got a LOT to catch up you all on!! Also, we're gonna be taking a look at a game I've had my eye on for a long time - IT'S NO MORE HEROES!!!!
LIVE IN 20 MINUTES!! BE THERE!!
I've been taking things slow for a bit, and taking some time for myself amidst all the shit I've had to do lately, but I've been missing streaming a lot - SO, we're going into something a little lighter today with some Disco Elysium!
LIVE IN 10!!
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
LIVE IN 10!!
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
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March 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I've been taking things slow for a bit, and taking some time for myself amidst all the shit I've had to do lately, but I've been missing streaming a lot - SO, we're going into something a little lighter today with some Disco Elysium!
LIVE IN 10!!
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
LIVE IN 10!!
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
I JUST CAN'T STAY AWAY FROM WILDS, MAN.
LAUNCH WAS SO FUN, I HAVE TO STREAM IT AGAIN TODAY.
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LAUNCH WAS SO FUN, I HAVE TO STREAM IT AGAIN TODAY.
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
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I'm Rhys Kaiser, former mercenary, glorified mailman, and literal illegal alien (don't tell the government, this place is way cooler than my planet.) Here to play games and joke around. Assets by levi...
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March 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I JUST CAN'T STAY AWAY FROM WILDS, MAN.
LAUNCH WAS SO FUN, I HAVE TO STREAM IT AGAIN TODAY.
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
LAUNCH WAS SO FUN, I HAVE TO STREAM IT AGAIN TODAY.
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
So... who ELSE has to work on the Monster Hunter Wilds release date??
February 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
So... who ELSE has to work on the Monster Hunter Wilds release date??
NOW LIVE WITH METRO 2033! (Hardcore difficulty!)
I long to kill. I MUST do it.
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
I long to kill. I MUST do it.
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
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February 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
NOW LIVE WITH METRO 2033! (Hardcore difficulty!)
I long to kill. I MUST do it.
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
I long to kill. I MUST do it.
www.twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
I'm finally playing a DIFFERENT roguelike deckbuilder on stream!! (And some of you in my discord might have guessed what it was in advance-)
Live in 5!! See you there!
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
Live in 5!! See you there!
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
February 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I'm finally playing a DIFFERENT roguelike deckbuilder on stream!! (And some of you in my discord might have guessed what it was in advance-)
Live in 5!! See you there!
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
Live in 5!! See you there!
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
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Just finished our first game on stream!
Thanks to everyone who has come along for Alien Isolation. Sorry we couldn't get to Mouthwashing tonight, there was a lot more to Alien left than I anticipated.
Schedule will be up later this afternoon, no stream today.
Thanks to everyone who has come along for Alien Isolation. Sorry we couldn't get to Mouthwashing tonight, there was a lot more to Alien left than I anticipated.
Schedule will be up later this afternoon, no stream today.
February 16, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Just finished our first game on stream!
Thanks to everyone who has come along for Alien Isolation. Sorry we couldn't get to Mouthwashing tonight, there was a lot more to Alien left than I anticipated.
Schedule will be up later this afternoon, no stream today.
Thanks to everyone who has come along for Alien Isolation. Sorry we couldn't get to Mouthwashing tonight, there was a lot more to Alien left than I anticipated.
Schedule will be up later this afternoon, no stream today.
Also! WE'RE BACK, BABY! I've still got to do some testing, but I'd LOVE to try and stream some of the Monster Hunter Wilds beta while there's an opportunity to-
See you in about an hour!
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
See you in about an hour!
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
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February 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Also! WE'RE BACK, BABY! I've still got to do some testing, but I'd LOVE to try and stream some of the Monster Hunter Wilds beta while there's an opportunity to-
See you in about an hour!
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
See you in about an hour!
twitch.tv/rhyskaiser
This is what I was busy with this Valentine's Day
(Yes they do in fact have little candy googly eyes)
(Yes they do in fact have little candy googly eyes)
February 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This is what I was busy with this Valentine's Day
(Yes they do in fact have little candy googly eyes)
(Yes they do in fact have little candy googly eyes)
Happy Valentine's Day!!
No stream for today, I'm afraid - I had a prior engagement...
No stream for today, I'm afraid - I had a prior engagement...
February 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Happy Valentine's Day!!
No stream for today, I'm afraid - I had a prior engagement...
No stream for today, I'm afraid - I had a prior engagement...
Dude, there's a cat on my desk at work today.
I showed her an entire run of Balatro. Glued to the screen the entire time.
I showed her an entire run of Balatro. Glued to the screen the entire time.
February 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Dude, there's a cat on my desk at work today.
I showed her an entire run of Balatro. Glued to the screen the entire time.
I showed her an entire run of Balatro. Glued to the screen the entire time.