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Ria Lina

@rialina.com

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Stand up comedian. Radio 4. BBC TV. Times Radio. Poker player. Among others.

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Ria Lina @rialina.com · Jan 23

Are you on my mailing list/whatsapp channel? Cause next week there will be some exclusive/discount/exciting stuff…

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Ria Lina @rialina.com · 17h

How about Oxford instead in January?

Ria Lina @rialina.com · 20h

You're too white to clap that loud 😅

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Ria Lina @rialina.com · 21h

What did I say? I can’t remember now 😂

Ria Lina @rialina.com · 1d

The short version is very short. And Tim is too fascinating to interrupt. I would happily be in that drama. Who can I play? Priti Patel I guess? And then morph in to Suella?

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Opinion Today @opiniontoday.bsky.social · 1d

OPINION TODAY featured podcast —
In Hindsight: @aiannucci.bsky.social is joined by @rialina.com and @shippersunbound.bsky.social to look at how public figures respond to the repercussions of their past.
(Strong Message Here)
opiniontoday.substack.com/i/176995659/...

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Ria Lina @rialina.com · 1d

What's a playbook with no rules? A reform party manifesto... #poorKemi #paperjam #patreon

Ria Lina @rialina.com · 1d

I’d love to do Masterchef. At least that first episode, not sure how far I would get after that…

Ria Lina @rialina.com · 2d

Can you all stop harassing me please? I had to say no to hosting Masterchef, because I was just too busy, but I can clear some room next September and host Strictly. Ok? Happy now?

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Ria Lina @rialina.com · 2d

Sell your soul for half a mil or stay poor with principles? 💰😈

#tourdiaries on #patreon

Ria Lina @rialina.com · 2d

Oh I was on the radio today at 09:45! I didn’t realise it was that early. But you can catch the longer podcast episode of Strong Message Here on BBC sounds with @aiannucci.bsky.social and @shippersunbound.bsky.social

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

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Ria Lina @rialina.com · 3d

Our water bills trickle up ...and up and up 💧

Join me every Sunday morning on Paper Jam on #Patreon 📰🍓

Ria Lina @rialina.com · 4d

Thank you so much. I just feel bad when I know people have bought tickets and I’m a no-show.

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Ria Lina @rialina.com · 4d

How are you looking for that needle?? 🪡

I'm on tour - ticket links in bio or from my website. 😎

Ria Lina @rialina.com · 5d

…a combination of workload, managing my autism and financial considerations.

If you are affected by either of my withdrawals please reach out to me on the platform of your choice and I will try and make it up to you if I can.

Apologies. 🙏🙏🙏

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Ria Lina @rialina.com · 5d

I’m sorry to announce that I’ve had to withdraw from a couple of shows for various reasons:

1. The charity night tomorrow night at The Boat Show in London (21st)
2. ⁠Wrexham Festival (26th)

The decision to withdraw is never made lightly, it’s as a result of…

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Ria Lina @rialina.com · 5d

They were having nun of it. 😆

Paper Jam is every Sunday at 10:30am on #Patreon

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Ria Lina @rialina.com · 7d

Did Jordan Henderson sell out?

This and more in TOUR DIARIES now on patreon.com/rialina

Ria Lina @rialina.com · 8d

Honestly all anyone ever remembers is the wives. You can cover the creation of the Church of England in a lesson.

Ria Lina @rialina.com · 8d

I think studying across genre like doing ‘Empires’ instead of ‘The Tudors’ is a great idea.

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Ria Lina @rialina.com · 8d

Soooo… you want me there for 2? 😁

Ria Lina @rialina.com · 9d

AGREED. For teenagers

Ria Lina @rialina.com · 9d

Love all this. But is there enough time to cover it all in a 13 year school career?

Ria Lina @rialina.com · 10d

What changes would you make to education??

NEW! 🚗📝 TOUR DIARIES. When comics go on tour we are in the car for sometimes hours together. We can end up talking about all sorts of things, politics, culture, gossip, bollocks. Here's a snippet of Ep1: Andover. Full ep: www.patreon.com/rialina

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Ria Lina @rialina.com · 10d

Hey I just sing where the news takes me. No specific tune was deliberately sampled.

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Chris @chrisworcs.bsky.social · 12d

And here we all are (my husband @pauldamien.bsky.social, me, @rialina.com and my sister Sarah)

Four adults in a café, two men and two women

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