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hyperannoying 20something black boydyke occasional nsfw reposts because switching between accounts is hard but i support perverts i do draws #art and worse draws #doodles
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ko-fi.com/ribbonroad/c... comms!? its more likely than you think... support me financially or i may be attacked by a fell dragon
grima fire emblem heroes if he was a little guy patadol and cithis dungeon meshi my oc hanako yamada who is cute and lovable
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reminded of a time (albeit in high school) when the teacher asked if anyone had read the textbook and i thought like "well of course i did cause you said it was part of the assignment, why wouldnt i" and then i looked around and i was the only one who raised my hand i was like. ???what are we doing
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it disgusts me when ppl remove astarions wrinkles,,,,,leave the sexy old man alone
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obsessed w the little baby puppy noise. prudens has never done anything wrong ever in their life they are so tender and gentle
#doodles
astarion: HOWWW. DARE YOH.
karlach: KEEP YOUR FILTHY MITTS OFF OUR PRU gortash: what
gortash: I've seen them tear a man's arm off and eat it, how are you this mad about a light kick
[offscreen]: THAT WAS A DIFFERENT PRU YOU GOBSHITE
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ive Never heard them make that sound before what the hell. does this sound clip show up fuckin anywhere else. is this a bespoke sound clip for when gortash kicks you
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i did rly want to see the "attack gortash once" dialogue and PRU RLY MADE A SOUND LIKE A KICKED PUPPY WHEN HE KICKED THEM??? NOOOOOO GORTASH YOU BIG MEANIE
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guy who really wanted to say some catty shit to his partners ex but cant now bc he got OHKO'd by a brain
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ok its like. insanely rude that all the checks against the brain are my dump stats. why cant i charisma my way to fight the brain. why cant i wisdom it
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granted we have more important shit going on rn but it is funny that gortash just like doesnt know i was destroying all his shit while he was down here
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ive been keeping ketherics netherstone in camp cause its like. heavy. now im heading to the morphic pool and im like fuck i left the netherstone at home didnt i
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pru: how do u feel abt karlach and lae'zel
minthara: beautiful. gorgeous. ferocious. amazing powerful women i love them
pru: how about gale
minthara: dont care. i hope he dies
pru: what about minsc
minthara: ok so i am a little scared of him
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i swear are minthara and karlach fucking each other while im not looking. they always have some gay ass shit to say about each other
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oh i think i still have to give mol her contract
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im out of shit to do i think i really gotta talk to gort for real now lmao
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pru watching wulbren and barcus fight: fuuuuuuck im gonna have to confront my shitty ex bf in a sec too -_-
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destroyed the steel watch foundry. do yuo think gortash is gonna be mad at me
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i was gonna be like "why would anyone decide to be a banite, thats just getting really excited to be living under tyranny" but then i remembered. the state of things
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good for him that i dont think pryllstarion happens until post-canon bc he would be FURIOUS. what do you MEAN his beloved fucked up and evil spouse is now dating the worlds nicest young man "ill have them home at 10" sweet gentle prince
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ik gortash has gotta be so pissed about astarion. took his eyes off his terrible husband for 5 minutes and some foppish vampire swoops in. meanwhile astarion is like i didnt lose to gale or laezel or the bigass elf or the squid guy im certainly not going to lose to you
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if i didnt actively avoid drawing pru in hats i would want to draw them in the "my eyes are up here" hat
#doodles #durgetash
the dark urge (prudens) [thinking]: I'm starting to think Enver is autistic, he can't even hold eye contact.
enver gortash, staring directly at pru's tits [thinking, loudly]: HOLY SHIT, WHAT A RACK!
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the inner working of my mind are an enigma
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ykno that sound effect from the guy who made the impossible quiz with the fuckass dog that just goes "Woof." in a mans voice with terrible audio quality. prudens makes me think of that sometimes
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they probably didnt phrase it all like that. but the idea, generally
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oghma is like babygirl you were always a worshipper of knowledge and ideas. you just didnt put a name to it. and prudens is like damn i wish you were my dad instead
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kind of only tangentially related but i was thinking abt pru sending up a prayer to oghma like "its now extremely apparent that when i woke up and made a Guess that i was a cleric that i was very very incorrect. so thanks for having my back and actually granting me power?"
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#TavQOTD

For the Durges, how does your Durge address Bhaal?

And for the Tavs with Gods, how do they address their God?