RED HOOD.
@riding.bsky.social
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⠀ ♞ — ❝ i thought i was fighting for something. but i was just 𝙝𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙧𝙮. ❞ ⠀
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riding.bsky.social
What? Why not? I'm great at Jenga. You'd be lucky to play Jenga with me.
torchbore.bsky.social
also, i wouldn't play jenga with you anyway. just so we're clear on that. this is all purely hypothetical anyway.
riding.bsky.social
Getting some mixed messages here.
riding.bsky.social
Getting some mixed messages here.
torchbore.bsky.social
whaaat? where are you getting that? i think you're a swell guy. that's not how it works, stupid.
riding.bsky.social
So all I have to do is get you to like me a little bit so construct Kyle likes me twice as much and helps me cheat?
riding.bsky.social
So all I have to do is get you to like me a little bit so construct Kyle likes me twice as much and helps me cheat?
torchbore.bsky.social
no, construct kyle hates you twice as much as real kyle does. so he'd help real kyle cheat, to inconvenience you.
riding.bsky.social
Do you think if I played with both of you construct Kyle would help me cheat?
riding.bsky.social
Do you think if I played with both of you construct Kyle would help me cheat?
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riding.bsky.social
Is this ramping up to a joke about you being an artist?
torchbore.bsky.social
i'm waaaay more sensitive than you. like, at least ten times more sensitive.
riding.bsky.social
We can't both be sensitive.
riding.bsky.social
We can't both be sensitive.
riding.bsky.social
You're a big boy. You don't need emotional support.
torchbore.bsky.social
what? no way. you have to stand right here. for emotional support.
riding.bsky.social
Right. I'm gonna stand like ten feet away now. Just for fun.
riding.bsky.social
Right. I'm gonna stand like ten feet away now. Just for fun.
torchbore.bsky.social
oh yeah, of course. surely nothing will go wrong if i hold a roman candle for you.
riding.bsky.social
Right, right. Can you hold this Roman candle for me?
riding.bsky.social
Right, right. Can you hold this Roman candle for me?
torchbore.bsky.social
it's okay, jayjay. your secret is safe with me.
riding.bsky.social
I'm desperate for quality firework time and was gracious enough to extend an invitation to a guy named Kyle.
riding.bsky.social
I'm desperate for quality firework time and was gracious enough to extend an invitation to a guy named Kyle.
torchbore.bsky.social
aww, i didn't know you were so desperate for some quality kyle time.
riding.bsky.social
I got here first. Objectively. Hence... my winning.
riding.bsky.social
I got here first. Objectively. Hence... my winning.
torchbore.bsky.social
no you don't. you can't just SAY you win. that's not how it works. we've already established this.
riding.bsky.social
It means I win.
riding.bsky.social
It means I win.
torchbore.bsky.social
and what's THAT supposed to mean? ?
riding.bsky.social
I'd ask if you brought snacks, but I can see the sour grapes...
riding.bsky.social
I'd ask if you brought snacks, but I can see the sour grapes...
torchbore.bsky.social
what the— oh, come ON. ugh! you suck.
riding.bsky.social
I'm sitting on the pier already. Looks like you're the rotten egg...
riding.bsky.social
I'm sitting on the pier already. Looks like you're the rotten egg...
torchbore.bsky.social
are we doing fireworks or not.
riding.bsky.social
You're afraid of my beautiful mind and all it's complexities. I contain multitudes...
riding.bsky.social
You're afraid of my beautiful mind and all it's complexities. I contain multitudes...
torchbore.bsky.social
okay, weirdo. just making sure you understand the terms here.
riding.bsky.social
I look cool all wet. So.
riding.bsky.social
Watching cats play fight is awesome. It's like real life Digimon.
riding.bsky.social
I look cool all wet. So.
torchbore.bsky.social
okay, but do so with the knowledge that there's a solid chance i'll just pull you in with me.
riding.bsky.social
Don't you fly?
torchbore.bsky.social
i guess i have nothing better to do. are you gonna push me off it?
riding.bsky.social
Wanna set off illegal fireworks on a pier?
riding.bsky.social
Wanna set off illegal fireworks on a pier?
torchbore.bsky.social
copinggggg.
riding.bsky.social
I’m nice and decided not to let you dwell on your devastating loss for too long.
riding.bsky.social
I’m nice and decided not to let you dwell on your devastating loss for too long.
torchbore.bsky.social
uh huh. uh huh. woke up and immediately brought up a conversation from fourteen hours ago that i totally forgot about. get a load of this guy. . .
riding.bsky.social
I went to sleep. Because I didn't gaf. So.
riding.bsky.social
I went to sleep. Because I didn't gaf. So.
torchbore.bsky.social
says the guy responding to something from fourteen hours ago. . .
riding.bsky.social
I'm still chilling. Btw.