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@rigdeez.bsky.social
I am not witty enough for these one-liners
Evil scarab keeps me stuck on the couch by laying on my lap
January 1, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Evil scarab keeps me stuck on the couch by laying on my lap
Owen had a glizzard named glizzy.
Please reach out if you feel like this
Please reach out if you feel like this
December 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Owen had a glizzard named glizzy.
Please reach out if you feel like this
Please reach out if you feel like this
Mohaned’s evil alter ego Mohamed who didn’t deliver my Taco Bell
December 28, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Mohaned’s evil alter ego Mohamed who didn’t deliver my Taco Bell
With or without the nurse outfit
December 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
With or without the nurse outfit
I am not hungover we are so back
December 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I am not hungover we are so back
One in the chat if you’re bricked up
Two in the chat if you’re soft
Three in the chat if you’re confused by the question
and
four in the chat if you like…turtles
Two in the chat if you’re soft
Three in the chat if you’re confused by the question
and
four in the chat if you like…turtles
December 20, 2025 at 7:09 AM
One in the chat if you’re bricked up
Two in the chat if you’re soft
Three in the chat if you’re confused by the question
and
four in the chat if you like…turtles
Two in the chat if you’re soft
Three in the chat if you’re confused by the question
and
four in the chat if you like…turtles
I FORGOT A SPOON FOR MY LUNCH 😭😭 PLS SOMEONE DELIVER ONE IM SO HUNGRY
December 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I FORGOT A SPOON FOR MY LUNCH 😭😭 PLS SOMEONE DELIVER ONE IM SO HUNGRY
Covered someone else’s station for the first half of my shift got to my actual station and there’s active construction. I may go crazy
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Covered someone else’s station for the first half of my shift got to my actual station and there’s active construction. I may go crazy
I am free of this essay life is looking so much brighter ❤️
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I am free of this essay life is looking so much brighter ❤️
Will today be the day I finish my essay. Stay tuned
December 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Will today be the day I finish my essay. Stay tuned
How dorky is it that these tiny plows give me cuteness aggression 😭 where is the little guy going with all that snow!!!!
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
How dorky is it that these tiny plows give me cuteness aggression 😭 where is the little guy going with all that snow!!!!
LIGHTSABER GUY!!! I missed him. He is not rollerblading but waking
December 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
LIGHTSABER GUY!!! I missed him. He is not rollerblading but waking
About to write the most incoherent essay known to man watch out y’all
December 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
About to write the most incoherent essay known to man watch out y’all
Realized I wrote a 3 page paper on the wrong article that’s how my day is going
December 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Realized I wrote a 3 page paper on the wrong article that’s how my day is going
Cameron Winter’s $0 is genuinely just insane rambling
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Cameron Winter’s $0 is genuinely just insane rambling
Grushulations start using that
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Grushulations start using that
Rabbit stew is looking about $40 cheaper…
December 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Rabbit stew is looking about $40 cheaper…
Watched a pack of plows cross the road and then split up. Nature is beautiful ❤️
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Watched a pack of plows cross the road and then split up. Nature is beautiful ❤️
We are so up my laptop is working !!!!
December 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
We are so up my laptop is working !!!!
Peak cinema is being made in our living room right now
November 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Peak cinema is being made in our living room right now
Geode major with a wine tasting minor and a scorpion side
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Geode major with a wine tasting minor and a scorpion side
Don’t lick a sand scorpion in microscopic geodes in the northeast or you’ll get canceled on twitter?
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Don’t lick a sand scorpion in microscopic geodes in the northeast or you’ll get canceled on twitter?
Bike lost traction on the ice in front of SO many people my life is over💔
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Bike lost traction on the ice in front of SO many people my life is over💔