Rilli Tho.
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Rilli Tho.
@rillitho.bsky.social
Real Compliments, Fake Nails.

New Yorker all day. Med nerd. Jokes. face.

Bring your friends over here from that other place, please.

Pero also, my thyroid is so pronounced, it's in diacritical condition
Pinned
But I love books that were personally annotated or highlighted.
2 Superbowl wins completely changed the vibe of Philly. No one hates me for being from New York when I'm there now.
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Auto-brewery syndrome is wild work
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I wanna circle back to the Viennese Waltz and ask: is the pose about the breath? Theres no other reason I can think of
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I actually just hate buildings now
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Hedonophobic? In that economy?
November 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Gushers don't even gush anymore
November 1, 2025 at 7:49 AM
The first thing people say when you point out a rat sometimes is, "Have you ever worked at a restaurant?"

Oh yeah, bit incoming
November 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
My father's the worst, if you wanna step on a line in his name
October 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
October 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
ABBA is so bad they had to call they had to call it Mamma Mia
October 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
"His face can't hit me, so I only watch the shoulders." -Mike Tyson
October 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
All this man wants is a No King's Day where the paper towels fly freely
October 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"Moondance" feels like cold
October 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Abraham Cadabra is a cha-cha.

It autocorrected to Abraham and I'm IrishCatholically obligated to honor that Covenant.
October 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Hotels cutting corners are not thinking about their workers at all. The complaints that will abound will know no bounds.
October 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Just realized Gone With the Wind and White Chicks are the same movie
October 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"It was a different time": the Mixtape
October 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
@bsky.app @support.bsky.team , why does this always happen
October 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Reposted by Rilli Tho.
How to restore #motor function after #stroke? This study shows in mice that a combination of #RoboticRehabilitation & non-invasive gamma band #neuromodulation improves motor recovery by restoring movement-related oscillations & parvalbumin #interneuron dynamics @plosbiology.org 🧪 plos.io/4n7QJng
October 16, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Why are all hotel eggs the same? Like just go full frittata
October 16, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Diamond in the rough LinkedIn bit
October 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Marc Maron is your best boss and your worst boss.
October 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I just cooked food that tastes like I fought pirates and won.

PROVISIONS.
October 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Hey, if she doesn't wanna go down, make her feel fancy. Tell her you want it al dente. Happy Columbus Day. Tell her you know the girl who discovered the joke.
October 13, 2025 at 5:43 AM