ripple
@rippleoncomputer.bsky.social
(he/him, 🇨🇦)
kinda good c programmer, ideally funny, former professional Dell enjoyer
server: https://discord.com/invite/Q98vQYqdJE
pfp sourced from: @averagedoctor.posts.art
kinda good c programmer, ideally funny, former professional Dell enjoyer
server: https://discord.com/invite/Q98vQYqdJE
pfp sourced from: @averagedoctor.posts.art
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some 1970s kid "dad when can you buy me a baseball"
dad "No worry. ihave solution"
and then he comes back like 96 hours later reeking of sulphur with an egg that was boiled for so long its just a rock
the kid hits the baseball with a bat and the egg shatters into pieces instantly
dad "No worry. ihave solution"
and then he comes back like 96 hours later reeking of sulphur with an egg that was boiled for so long its just a rock
the kid hits the baseball with a bat and the egg shatters into pieces instantly
January 29, 2026 at 1:00 PM
some 1970s kid "dad when can you buy me a baseball"
dad "No worry. ihave solution"
and then he comes back like 96 hours later reeking of sulphur with an egg that was boiled for so long its just a rock
the kid hits the baseball with a bat and the egg shatters into pieces instantly
dad "No worry. ihave solution"
and then he comes back like 96 hours later reeking of sulphur with an egg that was boiled for so long its just a rock
the kid hits the baseball with a bat and the egg shatters into pieces instantly
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First day at the new job is over, and it seems I won't be getting the hours I need to cover bills.
So, as I'm looking for a potential second job, if you're looking for a video editor for your short-form content, let's make some videos together!
My DMs are open, or you can shoot me an email.
So, as I'm looking for a potential second job, if you're looking for a video editor for your short-form content, let's make some videos together!
My DMs are open, or you can shoot me an email.
January 28, 2026 at 6:23 AM
First day at the new job is over, and it seems I won't be getting the hours I need to cover bills.
So, as I'm looking for a potential second job, if you're looking for a video editor for your short-form content, let's make some videos together!
My DMs are open, or you can shoot me an email.
So, as I'm looking for a potential second job, if you're looking for a video editor for your short-form content, let's make some videos together!
My DMs are open, or you can shoot me an email.
my vibri is DEAD because i HATE HER (a.k.a haven't played the game in years because i lost interest)
every Vib ribbon disc has a little Vibri inside which gets customized depending on what kind of music you play, my vibri is emo
January 29, 2026 at 3:36 AM
my vibri is DEAD because i HATE HER (a.k.a haven't played the game in years because i lost interest)
i'm Sick of iphone and im Sick of android too
thats why i invented Wood. only costs 1 random piece of scrap wood that happened to be the size of a phone!
thats why i invented Wood. only costs 1 random piece of scrap wood that happened to be the size of a phone!
January 29, 2026 at 2:20 AM
i'm Sick of iphone and im Sick of android too
thats why i invented Wood. only costs 1 random piece of scrap wood that happened to be the size of a phone!
thats why i invented Wood. only costs 1 random piece of scrap wood that happened to be the size of a phone!
ibm in like 2013:
act like a Watson
look like Big Data
smoke like Unstructured Data
party like Internet of Things
something something Smarter Planet. you totally know what these terms mean
act like a Watson
look like Big Data
smoke like Unstructured Data
party like Internet of Things
something something Smarter Planet. you totally know what these terms mean
January 22, 2026 at 7:17 AM
ibm in like 2013:
act like a Watson
look like Big Data
smoke like Unstructured Data
party like Internet of Things
something something Smarter Planet. you totally know what these terms mean
act like a Watson
look like Big Data
smoke like Unstructured Data
party like Internet of Things
something something Smarter Planet. you totally know what these terms mean
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50 secs of petting vibri
January 17, 2026 at 5:02 AM
50 secs of petting vibri
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The Golden Goober!!!
January 16, 2026 at 12:11 AM
The Golden Goober!!!
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Vibri doodle
I like to play with colors and layers
I like to play with colors and layers
January 13, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Vibri doodle
I like to play with colors and layers
I like to play with colors and layers
did i ever show you guys the office. if i did not i did now
January 13, 2026 at 2:38 AM
did i ever show you guys the office. if i did not i did now
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Anyways here's some pictures of my dog. Her name is Sapphire. You must say hi to her now or she will be rather upset.
January 7, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Anyways here's some pictures of my dog. Her name is Sapphire. You must say hi to her now or she will be rather upset.
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fun? fact: the distance between phil selway's (radiohead drummer) birth and john coltrane's death is exactly 1 week longer than the microsoft kin was sold for
this doesn't imply correlation i just thought it was interesting
this doesn't imply correlation i just thought it was interesting
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 PM
fun? fact: the distance between phil selway's (radiohead drummer) birth and john coltrane's death is exactly 1 week longer than the microsoft kin was sold for
this doesn't imply correlation i just thought it was interesting
this doesn't imply correlation i just thought it was interesting
top 3 numbers:
1. 1 + 5ε
2. 27 + 5i - 32j + 2k
3. 14.7
1. 1 + 5ε
2. 27 + 5i - 32j + 2k
3. 14.7
January 2, 2026 at 2:16 AM
top 3 numbers:
1. 1 + 5ε
2. 27 + 5i - 32j + 2k
3. 14.7
1. 1 + 5ε
2. 27 + 5i - 32j + 2k
3. 14.7
my boss: "we need to. Reawaken the loblaws artifact;"
me (melting razor blades into a puddle of metal): "we die someday. that's how it is on this bitch of an earth"
i light a cigarette with my blowtorch and it catches my clothing on fire and i die horribly
me (melting razor blades into a puddle of metal): "we die someday. that's how it is on this bitch of an earth"
i light a cigarette with my blowtorch and it catches my clothing on fire and i die horribly
December 31, 2025 at 10:52 AM
my boss: "we need to. Reawaken the loblaws artifact;"
me (melting razor blades into a puddle of metal): "we die someday. that's how it is on this bitch of an earth"
i light a cigarette with my blowtorch and it catches my clothing on fire and i die horribly
me (melting razor blades into a puddle of metal): "we die someday. that's how it is on this bitch of an earth"
i light a cigarette with my blowtorch and it catches my clothing on fire and i die horribly
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Lucas (Known as Xx_V1BR1_xX) is a groomer who exchanged nudes with a 14 year old.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
December 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Lucas (Known as Xx_V1BR1_xX) is a groomer who exchanged nudes with a 14 year old.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LIw... this video is so fucking funny im in hysterics
Hikari Kiyama:composer Kentaro Noda:piano 《無実の投獄者2007》
YouTube video by ottaottaottadayo
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LIw... this video is so fucking funny im in hysterics
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firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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ragebait is stupid you dont even KNOW my secret trick: sticking your fingers in your ears and going "lalalalalalala i cant hear you!"
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
ragebait is stupid you dont even KNOW my secret trick: sticking your fingers in your ears and going "lalalalalalala i cant hear you!"
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I made a simple toony horizon environment texture to figure out how to draw cel-shaded chrome. These refs might be useful to you guys too so here you go.
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I made a simple toony horizon environment texture to figure out how to draw cel-shaded chrome. These refs might be useful to you guys too so here you go.
ai is Stupid i just ask my discord server everything. truly they have the best intentions
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
ai is Stupid i just ask my discord server everything. truly they have the best intentions
bad idea: dial-a-song type thing but you record new songs over the same tape so the quality just progressively gets shittier
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
bad idea: dial-a-song type thing but you record new songs over the same tape so the quality just progressively gets shittier
i concede that ibm watson would best me in a game of jeopardy, but i could beat it at scrabble, so really it comes down to the better wikipedia speedrunner
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
i concede that ibm watson would best me in a game of jeopardy, but i could beat it at scrabble, so really it comes down to the better wikipedia speedrunner
