marissa klaus 🎄
@rissacakes.swifties.social
what a shame she’s fucked in the head 🤍
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hello hi 👋🏻 i’m marissa @dumbbitchrissa on that cesspool. i’m 33 & have like 1300 cats
i always see posts like 20 hours later and realize after i commented so hi, hello it’s me, always late to the party
December 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
i always see posts like 20 hours later and realize after i commented so hi, hello it’s me, always late to the party
no string of words, no spoken language nor any guttural scream could convey how truly fucking tired i am of everything
December 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
no string of words, no spoken language nor any guttural scream could convey how truly fucking tired i am of everything
just a sleepy little baby
December 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
just a sleepy little baby
i haven’t started the docuseries yet bc i’m making my boyfriend watch it with me 🤭
December 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i haven’t started the docuseries yet bc i’m making my boyfriend watch it with me 🤭
i took a week off work so i could hang out with my cats, bake some treats and color a little. it’s going amazing so far
December 10, 2025 at 7:51 AM
i took a week off work so i could hang out with my cats, bake some treats and color a little. it’s going amazing so far
the holiday season brings the worst out of people 🥲
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
the holiday season brings the worst out of people 🥲
25 days of Christmas but it’s just me sharing my cats when they were kittens 🎄✨
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
25 days of Christmas but it’s just me sharing my cats when they were kittens 🎄✨
I miss my cats, I should be allowed to bring them with me to work.
December 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I miss my cats, I should be allowed to bring them with me to work.
this is wilddddd to me and i’m the one who listens!! i’m surprised florence didn’t make the cut but i guess i started listening after
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
this is wilddddd to me and i’m the one who listens!! i’m surprised florence didn’t make the cut but i guess i started listening after
25 days of Christmas but it’s just me sharing my cats when they were kittens 🎄✨
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
25 days of Christmas but it’s just me sharing my cats when they were kittens 🎄✨
he’s clocked back in for another shift
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
he’s clocked back in for another shift
he thinks he’s protecting the tree
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
he thinks he’s protecting the tree
25 days of christmas but it’s just me sharing my cats when they were kittens 🎄🎅🏻
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
25 days of christmas but it’s just me sharing my cats when they were kittens 🎄🎅🏻
to keep a long story short~ someone lost their dog and posted on Facebook, i replied i saw said dog and then they lowkey accused me of stealing their dog so ya, that’s why i mind my fucking business 🙃
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
to keep a long story short~ someone lost their dog and posted on Facebook, i replied i saw said dog and then they lowkey accused me of stealing their dog so ya, that’s why i mind my fucking business 🙃
dating me is fun
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
dating me is fun
not to sound like a boomer or whatever but why are Black Friday sales happening….before Friday??? like it’s so annoying, the sales aren’t even sales anymore it’s just shit at a normal proce
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
not to sound like a boomer or whatever but why are Black Friday sales happening….before Friday??? like it’s so annoying, the sales aren’t even sales anymore it’s just shit at a normal proce
i’ve never felt so seen
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
i’ve never felt so seen
okay but tell me these aren’t THE CUTEST 🤏🏻
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
okay but tell me these aren’t THE CUTEST 🤏🏻
i’m not gonna show y’all my fuck ass rolls i made but at least she came out cute
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
i’m not gonna show y’all my fuck ass rolls i made but at least she came out cute
this was the longest week of my life, what the fuck is in the air
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
this was the longest week of my life, what the fuck is in the air
proud of myself for not buying anything from these drops 🙂↕️ i have a habit of buying stuff because of fomo
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
proud of myself for not buying anything from these drops 🙂↕️ i have a habit of buying stuff because of fomo
the drops have been like skksakhkdqhf but you know what, my wallet is happy
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
the drops have been like skksakhkdqhf but you know what, my wallet is happy
i literally can’t stop listening to everyone scream, i’m so obsessed 🙂↕️
florence + the machines new album is insaneeeee
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
i literally can’t stop listening to everyone scream, i’m so obsessed 🙂↕️
i’m begginggggggg whoever names the generic drugs to take into consideration the people who have to say these drugs daily 😭
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
i’m begginggggggg whoever names the generic drugs to take into consideration the people who have to say these drugs daily 😭
i’m being so brave by not crashing out right now when i really should be
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
i’m being so brave by not crashing out right now when i really should be