New on DeathbedWriting.com, it’s ATLANTIS
a short horror story, with claws.
Read ATLANTIS by Jeffrey Kaufman now and subscribe to Deathbed free at subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com to get a horror story from a comedy writer every week.
a short horror story, with claws.
Read ATLANTIS by Jeffrey Kaufman now and subscribe to Deathbed free at subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com to get a horror story from a comedy writer every week.
January 26, 2026 at 5:12 AM
New on DeathbedWriting.com, it’s ATLANTIS
a short horror story, with claws.
Read ATLANTIS by Jeffrey Kaufman now and subscribe to Deathbed free at subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com to get a horror story from a comedy writer every week.
a short horror story, with claws.
Read ATLANTIS by Jeffrey Kaufman now and subscribe to Deathbed free at subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com to get a horror story from a comedy writer every week.
This weekend, I saw the play “Liberation”on Broadway and “Madama Butterfly” at the Metropolitan Opera.
They are 180 degree opposites of each other.
They are 180 degree opposites of each other.
January 19, 2026 at 3:08 PM
This weekend, I saw the play “Liberation”on Broadway and “Madama Butterfly” at the Metropolitan Opera.
They are 180 degree opposites of each other.
They are 180 degree opposites of each other.
My latest for Deathbed dropped this week, and it’s a fun one. Enjoy THE DAY GEORGE DANVERS BOUGHT THE FARM at DeathbedWriting.com:
January 19, 2026 at 5:18 AM
My latest for Deathbed dropped this week, and it’s a fun one. Enjoy THE DAY GEORGE DANVERS BOUGHT THE FARM at DeathbedWriting.com:
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I wrote the latest on Deathbed, and yes, it’s a Christmas story.
Read “Nibbles” right now at DeathbedWriting.com and subscribe free to get an original horror story by a comedy writer sent to your inbox every Monday. Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com
Read “Nibbles” right now at DeathbedWriting.com and subscribe free to get an original horror story by a comedy writer sent to your inbox every Monday. Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I wrote the latest on Deathbed, and yes, it’s a Christmas story.
Read “Nibbles” right now at DeathbedWriting.com and subscribe free to get an original horror story by a comedy writer sent to your inbox every Monday. Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com
Read “Nibbles” right now at DeathbedWriting.com and subscribe free to get an original horror story by a comedy writer sent to your inbox every Monday. Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go?
If you need me next year, I’ll be saving my friends, completing my training and taking down an evil empire.
Who’s in?
If you need me next year, I’ll be saving my friends, completing my training and taking down an evil empire.
Who’s in?
December 20, 2025 at 7:45 AM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go?
If you need me next year, I’ll be saving my friends, completing my training and taking down an evil empire.
Who’s in?
If you need me next year, I’ll be saving my friends, completing my training and taking down an evil empire.
Who’s in?
You ready for work?
SURVIVAL JOB by @benzelevansky.com (Brooklyn 99, Parks and Recreation) is live now on DeathbedWriting.com.
It’s a charming tale of a young artist struggling to succeed in late stage capitalism, and yes, there’s a Japanese pull saw involved.
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SURVIVAL JOB by @benzelevansky.com (Brooklyn 99, Parks and Recreation) is live now on DeathbedWriting.com.
It’s a charming tale of a young artist struggling to succeed in late stage capitalism, and yes, there’s a Japanese pull saw involved.
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December 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
You ready for work?
SURVIVAL JOB by @benzelevansky.com (Brooklyn 99, Parks and Recreation) is live now on DeathbedWriting.com.
It’s a charming tale of a young artist struggling to succeed in late stage capitalism, and yes, there’s a Japanese pull saw involved.
Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com
SURVIVAL JOB by @benzelevansky.com (Brooklyn 99, Parks and Recreation) is live now on DeathbedWriting.com.
It’s a charming tale of a young artist struggling to succeed in late stage capitalism, and yes, there’s a Japanese pull saw involved.
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Coming Monday to DeathbedWriting.com:
SURVIVAL JOB, our first story from Emmy award winning writer and actor @benzelevansky.com (Parks and Recreation, Brooklyn Nine-Nine.)
Subscribe free at Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com and get it delivered to your inbox first thing Monday…just in time for work.
SURVIVAL JOB, our first story from Emmy award winning writer and actor @benzelevansky.com (Parks and Recreation, Brooklyn Nine-Nine.)
Subscribe free at Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com and get it delivered to your inbox first thing Monday…just in time for work.
December 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Coming Monday to DeathbedWriting.com:
SURVIVAL JOB, our first story from Emmy award winning writer and actor @benzelevansky.com (Parks and Recreation, Brooklyn Nine-Nine.)
Subscribe free at Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com and get it delivered to your inbox first thing Monday…just in time for work.
SURVIVAL JOB, our first story from Emmy award winning writer and actor @benzelevansky.com (Parks and Recreation, Brooklyn Nine-Nine.)
Subscribe free at Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com and get it delivered to your inbox first thing Monday…just in time for work.
New on DeathbedWriting.com, from Kevin Maher, (kevingeeksout) author of the book SANTA DOESN’T NEED YOUR HELP, (illustrated by @joedator ) comes:
“EVIL IS AFOOT or: Season’s Greetings from the Carsel Family”
“EVIL IS AFOOT or: Season’s Greetings from the Carsel Family”
December 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
New on DeathbedWriting.com, from Kevin Maher, (kevingeeksout) author of the book SANTA DOESN’T NEED YOUR HELP, (illustrated by @joedator ) comes:
“EVIL IS AFOOT or: Season’s Greetings from the Carsel Family”
“EVIL IS AFOOT or: Season’s Greetings from the Carsel Family”
I just clicked on an ad to buy a funny dinosaur T shirt and they wanted 35 bucks for it. That’s nuts.
I was like “Excuse me, I didn’t just attend the Funny Dinosaur Concert.”
I was like “Excuse me, I didn’t just attend the Funny Dinosaur Concert.”
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I just clicked on an ad to buy a funny dinosaur T shirt and they wanted 35 bucks for it. That’s nuts.
I was like “Excuse me, I didn’t just attend the Funny Dinosaur Concert.”
I was like “Excuse me, I didn’t just attend the Funny Dinosaur Concert.”
You guys, it's Cyber Monday, so make sure to remember to look at your phones today.
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
You guys, it's Cyber Monday, so make sure to remember to look at your phones today.
Happy Holidays from Deathbed: Horror Stories By Comedy Writers!
Enjoy links to all nine of our previously published stories, and catch up on all things Deathbed in the first Deathbed Digest!
Subscribe now at Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com
Enjoy links to all nine of our previously published stories, and catch up on all things Deathbed in the first Deathbed Digest!
Subscribe now at Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Happy Holidays from Deathbed: Horror Stories By Comedy Writers!
Enjoy links to all nine of our previously published stories, and catch up on all things Deathbed in the first Deathbed Digest!
Subscribe now at Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com
Enjoy links to all nine of our previously published stories, and catch up on all things Deathbed in the first Deathbed Digest!
Subscribe now at Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com
Black Sabbath > Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Black Sabbath > Black Friday
Buckle up, clowns. It’s gonna be a gory night.
New from Gena Radcliffe @genadoesthings.bsky.social , co- host of the Kill by Kill Podcast:
THE TELLTALE HONK subscribe.deathbedwriting.com
New from Gena Radcliffe @genadoesthings.bsky.social , co- host of the Kill by Kill Podcast:
THE TELLTALE HONK subscribe.deathbedwriting.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Buckle up, clowns. It’s gonna be a gory night.
New from Gena Radcliffe @genadoesthings.bsky.social , co- host of the Kill by Kill Podcast:
THE TELLTALE HONK subscribe.deathbedwriting.com
New from Gena Radcliffe @genadoesthings.bsky.social , co- host of the Kill by Kill Podcast:
THE TELLTALE HONK subscribe.deathbedwriting.com
Find yourself someone who loves you as truly and deeply as Spectrum customers in Spectrum commercials love their Spectrum service:
November 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Find yourself someone who loves you as truly and deeply as Spectrum customers in Spectrum commercials love their Spectrum service:
I don’t to say Wicked is overrated but I just heard a person from Boston say It was “pretty” good.
November 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I don’t to say Wicked is overrated but I just heard a person from Boston say It was “pretty” good.
Here’s a cute joke you can do while you’re watching the new Ken Burns documentary.
When it starts, and the announcer says “Major Funding for The American Revolution was provided by-“
yell “FRANCE!”
When it starts, and the announcer says “Major Funding for The American Revolution was provided by-“
yell “FRANCE!”
November 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Here’s a cute joke you can do while you’re watching the new Ken Burns documentary.
When it starts, and the announcer says “Major Funding for The American Revolution was provided by-“
yell “FRANCE!”
When it starts, and the announcer says “Major Funding for The American Revolution was provided by-“
yell “FRANCE!”
Coming Monday from Gena Radcliffe , co-host of the Kill By Kill Podcast, t’s the truly terrifying tale, THE TELLTALE HONK.
(Believe it or not, the scariest part isn’t the “having a clown as a roommate part.)
Read it first with a free subscription to Deathbed:
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(Believe it or not, the scariest part isn’t the “having a clown as a roommate part.)
Read it first with a free subscription to Deathbed:
Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Coming Monday from Gena Radcliffe , co-host of the Kill By Kill Podcast, t’s the truly terrifying tale, THE TELLTALE HONK.
(Believe it or not, the scariest part isn’t the “having a clown as a roommate part.)
Read it first with a free subscription to Deathbed:
Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com
(Believe it or not, the scariest part isn’t the “having a clown as a roommate part.)
Read it first with a free subscription to Deathbed:
Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com
New story up now. I wrote this one. I’m proud of it. Read and subscribe to Deathbed here: tinyurl.com/3s7mvk3d
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 AM
New story up now. I wrote this one. I’m proud of it. Read and subscribe to Deathbed here: tinyurl.com/3s7mvk3d
Always lovely when people still remember Jest Magazine- nice mention in Dan McCoy's Special Interests newsletter: danmccoyinterests.com/misty-waterc...
Misty Watercolor Memories
Presuming that our current political hellscape doesn't fuck my travel, I'll be on the road when this newsletter drops, for two Flop House live shows in Chicago (as of this writing there are still a fe...
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November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Always lovely when people still remember Jest Magazine- nice mention in Dan McCoy's Special Interests newsletter: danmccoyinterests.com/misty-waterc...
I wrote a new short story coming out next Monday.
It’s called THE TANTRUM.
It’s scary, and I think, pretty good.
Read it first by subscribing free at DeathbedWriting.com
It’s called THE TANTRUM.
It’s scary, and I think, pretty good.
Read it first by subscribing free at DeathbedWriting.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I wrote a new short story coming out next Monday.
It’s called THE TANTRUM.
It’s scary, and I think, pretty good.
Read it first by subscribing free at DeathbedWriting.com
It’s called THE TANTRUM.
It’s scary, and I think, pretty good.
Read it first by subscribing free at DeathbedWriting.com
New on DEATHBED: Horror Stories by Comedy Writers
by @bobpowers.bsky.social :
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by @bobpowers.bsky.social :
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I ONCE PERFORMED DARK MAGIC AT A SLEEPOVER AND NOW I HAVE TROUBLE EXPRESSING MY AFFECTION FOR ROMANTIC PARTNERS
by Bob Powers —
"I had a teddy bear named Stanley Patches as a child," I say, nuzzling Emma's shoulder. “I loved Stanley Patches more than I loved anybody in the world. I told him so every nig...
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November 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
New on DEATHBED: Horror Stories by Comedy Writers
by @bobpowers.bsky.social :
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by @bobpowers.bsky.social :
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THE MONSTER HUNTER CHANGES HIS MIND by Dan McCoy (The Daily Show, The Flop House Podcast) www.DeathbedWriting.com
THE MONSTER HUNTER CHANGES HIS MIND by Dan McCoy (The Daily Show, The Flop House Podcast) www.DeathbedWriting.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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THE MONSTER HUNTER CHANGES HIS MIND by Dan McCoy (The Daily Show, The Flop House Podcast) www.DeathbedWriting.com
THE MONSTER HUNTER CHANGES HIS MIND by Dan McCoy (The Daily Show, The Flop House Podcast) www.DeathbedWriting.com
BEST VEGAN SLOPPY JOES RECIPE
BY Ritch Duncan
Ingredients: One (1) 12oz can diced tomatoes
Instructions: Serve
BY Ritch Duncan
Ingredients: One (1) 12oz can diced tomatoes
Instructions: Serve
November 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
BEST VEGAN SLOPPY JOES RECIPE
BY Ritch Duncan
Ingredients: One (1) 12oz can diced tomatoes
Instructions: Serve
BY Ritch Duncan
Ingredients: One (1) 12oz can diced tomatoes
Instructions: Serve