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Analeigh Rites
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I need too figure out what to cook for today 🫠
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Dolphins are the YNs of the ocean. They be terrorizing everything down there and getting high off pufferfish lmao
The world isn’t ready for the concept of killer dolphins.
Orcas aka the Killer Whale is actually not a whale at all. It is a Dolphin.
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I need help figuring out what to cook for today 😮‍💨
December 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Education… 😓
December 4, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Sounds like it's gone turn into one of those

🗣️"This nigga eating beans" situations lmao

Now you the coleslaw lady.
Coleslaw in the cup inside the purse is a dangerous game cause what if that bitch bust and it’s coleslaw everywhere
December 4, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I had some watermelon juice with aloe from the Asian market and it was so damn good.

I should've got more 😩
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My YouTube Wrap up be exposing how much I listen to Meg and Bey every year lmao
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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a bitch is is old...
today
but i made it here grateful-LAAAAAAY 🥰

(if you wanna, you can send happy birthdays to $MSweets2U, too 😜)
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It's really crazy how I'm about to be even prettier next year.

34 is right around the corner 😌
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If it's fuck me, then fuck you
And that's the way I like it 🎶
You fuckin wit niggas that think they cuter than you, ooo?

Say you on yo cycle,
but he on his period too, Oh?
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You fuckin wit niggas that think they cuter than you, ooo?

Say you on yo cycle,
but he on his period too, Oh?
December 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I broke my fucking bong 😵‍💫

as if I needed another fucking reason to crash out 🫨
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
You was a star until you went and tried to play the moon,
You broke my heart and then I turned into a fucking goon

youtu.be/Z__BNefIrx8?...
bbymutha - BBC (Official Video)
YouTube video by BbyMutha
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Just as a snake sheds its skin, we must shed our past, over and over again 🐍

-Megan THEE Stallion
youtu.be/DOZNRoL0310?...
Megan Thee Stallion - Cobra [Official Video]
YouTube video by Megan Thee Stallion
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The river gone see me tomorrow 🕯️
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Money gotta replace the love in my heart.
December 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Know
YouTube video by Killumantii - Topic
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Not surprised.
Especially after how she was tap dancing for Target, telling Black folks to still shop there because it would hurt her pockets if we don't.
Tabitha gotta pay that money back from her 360 deal.
December 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Don’t even start flirting with me if you don’t plan to come get me.

And be good to me.

Pretend I don’t exist.
December 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
1:11
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Or do I want a burger?
Pasta?

Who knows actually lmao
I'ma come back to this.
Do I want to make a big pot of homemade chili for chili dogs and frito pies?

Yes, yes I do.
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Do I want to make a big pot of homemade chili for chili dogs and frito pies?

Yes, yes I do.
December 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Bella is gonna be pissed but, her nails are too long for me to get myself so to the groomer it is🤦🏾‍♀️
December 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The book pissed me off so bad lmao the new IT movies deviated from the book, so I'm sure the TV show has as well.

I can't wait to check out the show. I been trying to let some of the hype die down before I watch lol
Just finished this week's episode of Welcome To Derry and yea...... Ima need to go ahead and read It.

I've read so many of King's other books, but I've always been afraid of what my imagination would conjure up while reading this one. Especially after the way Tommyknockers had me shook 🫠
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM