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#Irony: he pretends to be stupid even though he is.
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Was a terrible terror attack, by two slug creatures hating on the Jewish section of the Australian community.
So a member of the Muslim Australian community attacked & wrestled the gun away from one of the slugs. While being shot himself.
A Muslim saved Jews. That’s Australia. Not the slugs.
So a member of the Muslim Australian community attacked & wrestled the gun away from one of the slugs. While being shot himself.
A Muslim saved Jews. That’s Australia. Not the slugs.
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Was a terrible terror attack, by two slug creatures hating on the Jewish section of the Australian community.
So a member of the Muslim Australian community attacked & wrestled the gun away from one of the slugs. While being shot himself.
A Muslim saved Jews. That’s Australia. Not the slugs.
So a member of the Muslim Australian community attacked & wrestled the gun away from one of the slugs. While being shot himself.
A Muslim saved Jews. That’s Australia. Not the slugs.
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Remember: The oligarchs who control our economy and democracy seek to divide us so they can become more powerful.
They want us to turn on each other so we don't look up and see where all the wealth and power have gone.
Don't fall for it.
They want us to turn on each other so we don't look up and see where all the wealth and power have gone.
Don't fall for it.
December 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Remember: The oligarchs who control our economy and democracy seek to divide us so they can become more powerful.
They want us to turn on each other so we don't look up and see where all the wealth and power have gone.
Don't fall for it.
They want us to turn on each other so we don't look up and see where all the wealth and power have gone.
Don't fall for it.
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Double Indemnity uses the phrases ‘Accidentally on Purpose’ & ‘Something Fierce’. Would you have guessed they were common in the 40s?
December 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Double Indemnity uses the phrases ‘Accidentally on Purpose’ & ‘Something Fierce’. Would you have guessed they were common in the 40s?
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Lesson 1 for exuding sexual energy at a cafe: See the bottom of a drape as an unfolding cuff, the translucent blinds as silk and skin. The patterns in the tiles are you and (at least) two of the wait staff in holy coitus. Lesson 2 soon.
December 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Lesson 1 for exuding sexual energy at a cafe: See the bottom of a drape as an unfolding cuff, the translucent blinds as silk and skin. The patterns in the tiles are you and (at least) two of the wait staff in holy coitus. Lesson 2 soon.
Double Indemnity uses the phrases ‘Accidentally on Purpose’ & ‘Something Fierce’. Would you have guessed they were common in the 40s?
December 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Double Indemnity uses the phrases ‘Accidentally on Purpose’ & ‘Something Fierce’. Would you have guessed they were common in the 40s?
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The Michael Mosley diet for long life:
Always take your mobile phone on hikes.
Always take your mobile phone on hikes.
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
The Michael Mosley diet for long life:
Always take your mobile phone on hikes.
Always take your mobile phone on hikes.
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New substack post. It contains the full 65 minute talk with Clare Moore and Tony Wright (The Age/SMH) about Lou Reeds 1977 show at the Regent Theatre in Albury. open.substack.com/pub/davegran...
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
New substack post. It contains the full 65 minute talk with Clare Moore and Tony Wright (The Age/SMH) about Lou Reeds 1977 show at the Regent Theatre in Albury. open.substack.com/pub/davegran...
#SlimDusty at, wait for it, the #Nimbin Town Hall & Folk Club. What a troubadour!
#auspol
nwt.net.au/mp3_player/N...
#auspol
nwt.net.au/mp3_player/N...
Nimbin Folk Club 1978 Slim Dusty Night
nwt.net.au
December 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
#SlimDusty at, wait for it, the #Nimbin Town Hall & Folk Club. What a troubadour!
#auspol
nwt.net.au/mp3_player/N...
#auspol
nwt.net.au/mp3_player/N...
Just a quick one to note that a comedian is now the world’s most valorous military commander.
December 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Just a quick one to note that a comedian is now the world’s most valorous military commander.
Rome is burning, da dee dum.
December 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Rome is burning, da dee dum.
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The @thesaturdaypaper.com.au nails it.
A "defence policy written by a tourism executive" now set by a man whose "hair looks cleverer than he is".
www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/comment/edit...
A "defence policy written by a tourism executive" now set by a man whose "hair looks cleverer than he is".
www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/comment/edit...
Pete Hegseth and the AUKUS folly
The man who sets Australia’s defence policy is an alcoholic former Fox News commentator who is known for his gross financial mismanagement and on at least one occasion paid a settlement to a woman he ...
www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au
December 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The @thesaturdaypaper.com.au nails it.
A "defence policy written by a tourism executive" now set by a man whose "hair looks cleverer than he is".
www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/comment/edit...
A "defence policy written by a tourism executive" now set by a man whose "hair looks cleverer than he is".
www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/comment/edit...
Lesson 1 for exuding sexual energy at a cafe: See the bottom of a drape as an unfolding cuff, the translucent blinds as silk and skin. The patterns in the tiles are you and (at least) two of the wait staff in holy coitus. Lesson 2 soon.
December 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Lesson 1 for exuding sexual energy at a cafe: See the bottom of a drape as an unfolding cuff, the translucent blinds as silk and skin. The patterns in the tiles are you and (at least) two of the wait staff in holy coitus. Lesson 2 soon.
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The recent floods in Indonesia have caused catastrophic damage to wildlife, particularly affecting the critically endangered Tapanuli orangutans, with estimates suggesting that up to 35 individuals may have been lost.
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December 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The recent floods in Indonesia have caused catastrophic damage to wildlife, particularly affecting the critically endangered Tapanuli orangutans, with estimates suggesting that up to 35 individuals may have been lost.
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The stollen is approaching:
December 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
The stollen is approaching:
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December 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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My first ever Ask Me Anything: With some chat about wealth taxes, the Middle East, The Manic Street Preachers, fit blokes, drugs and beauty in politics iandunt.substack.com/p/ask-me-any...
Ask Me Anything: The Bastard Answers
Your questions answered.
iandunt.substack.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
My first ever Ask Me Anything: With some chat about wealth taxes, the Middle East, The Manic Street Preachers, fit blokes, drugs and beauty in politics iandunt.substack.com/p/ask-me-any...
December 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
1970s field recordings of musicians in their natural valley habitat—The Nimbin Folk Club. Nimbin is Australia’s Woodstock or Yellow Springs or Eugene. The influence of the US can be heard but there are other, older, strands.
#musicology I like this track: nwt.net.au/mp3_player/G...
#musicology I like this track: nwt.net.au/mp3_player/G...
George at Nimbin Town Hall and Pruul's Party
nwt.net.au
December 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
1970s field recordings of musicians in their natural valley habitat—The Nimbin Folk Club. Nimbin is Australia’s Woodstock or Yellow Springs or Eugene. The influence of the US can be heard but there are other, older, strands.
#musicology I like this track: nwt.net.au/mp3_player/G...
#musicology I like this track: nwt.net.au/mp3_player/G...
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Medicare for all, paid leave, universal childcare.
Busting up big corporations and tackling Wall Street’s greed.
Getting big money out of politics.
Supporting unions and fighting for higher wages.
If Dems want to win back working people, this is the agenda they must support.
Busting up big corporations and tackling Wall Street’s greed.
Getting big money out of politics.
Supporting unions and fighting for higher wages.
If Dems want to win back working people, this is the agenda they must support.
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Medicare for all, paid leave, universal childcare.
Busting up big corporations and tackling Wall Street’s greed.
Getting big money out of politics.
Supporting unions and fighting for higher wages.
If Dems want to win back working people, this is the agenda they must support.
Busting up big corporations and tackling Wall Street’s greed.
Getting big money out of politics.
Supporting unions and fighting for higher wages.
If Dems want to win back working people, this is the agenda they must support.
What can you see in this tree?
December 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
What can you see in this tree?
The stollen is approaching:
December 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
The stollen is approaching:
#DavidByrne said he didn’t use AI on his new album, but did a producer? It does seem a prompt like “give me a song of David Byrne whimsy” was used.
December 11, 2025 at 6:54 AM
#DavidByrne said he didn’t use AI on his new album, but did a producer? It does seem a prompt like “give me a song of David Byrne whimsy” was used.
Getting outraged
making posts and
fighting ‘round the world.
making posts and
fighting ‘round the world.
December 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Getting outraged
making posts and
fighting ‘round the world.
making posts and
fighting ‘round the world.
Tips: What’s the Number 1 thing to do ‘to exude’ at a cafe table?
December 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Tips: What’s the Number 1 thing to do ‘to exude’ at a cafe table?