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· Jan 27
#Irony: he pretends to be stupid even though he is.
#StateCapture is a form of systemic, high-level corruption where private interests (individuals or corporations) manipulate a state's decision-making processes, laws, and institutions to serve their own interests at the expense of the public. Both sides are doing it. #auspol #uspol
January 31, 2026 at 9:10 AM
#StateCapture is a form of systemic, high-level corruption where private interests (individuals or corporations) manipulate a state's decision-making processes, laws, and institutions to serve their own interests at the expense of the public. Both sides are doing it. #auspol #uspol
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The Dept. of Appearing to Take Things Rather Seriously While Wearing a Navy Sport Coat and No Tie is actively searching for a Dean of Comfortably Ordering Wine in a DC Steakhouse Where Denny Hastert Used to Sit Right Over There. The position will pay $580,000. The history department is abolished
Yale is launching a new Presidential Senior Fellowship to expand access to the transformative work of universities. As part of this program, author and columnist David Brooks will join the Jackson School of Global Affairs starting February 1.
Read more in Yale News: bit.ly/49QpJoY
Read more in Yale News: bit.ly/49QpJoY
January 29, 2026 at 9:45 PM
The Dept. of Appearing to Take Things Rather Seriously While Wearing a Navy Sport Coat and No Tie is actively searching for a Dean of Comfortably Ordering Wine in a DC Steakhouse Where Denny Hastert Used to Sit Right Over There. The position will pay $580,000. The history department is abolished
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These are my people. 😎
March 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
These are my people. 😎
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There are approximately 865 full moons in 70 years, 3-score & 10. That’s about how many 🌕 full moons one gets, give or take. #CheeryThought
January 24, 2026 at 1:09 AM
There are approximately 865 full moons in 70 years, 3-score & 10. That’s about how many 🌕 full moons one gets, give or take. #CheeryThought
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January 25, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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Want to do yoga but can’t let go of your gun, come to Pete’s ‘Yoga n Rifle’ night at the community hall and learn innovative asanas that focus on the body and gun as one.
#magacounsellingservice
#magacounsellingservice
January 25, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Want to do yoga but can’t let go of your gun, come to Pete’s ‘Yoga n Rifle’ night at the community hall and learn innovative asanas that focus on the body and gun as one.
#magacounsellingservice
#magacounsellingservice
Pilates and 🥩 Steak Night at the community hall. Bill will introduce you to the basics of Pilates using his patented devices. Followed by 4lbs porterhouse party.
#magacounsellingservice
#magacounsellingservice
January 26, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Pilates and 🥩 Steak Night at the community hall. Bill will introduce you to the basics of Pilates using his patented devices. Followed by 4lbs porterhouse party.
#magacounsellingservice
#magacounsellingservice
Want to do yoga but can’t let go of your gun, come to Pete’s ‘Yoga n Rifle’ night at the community hall and learn innovative asanas that focus on the body and gun as one.
#magacounsellingservice
#magacounsellingservice
January 25, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Want to do yoga but can’t let go of your gun, come to Pete’s ‘Yoga n Rifle’ night at the community hall and learn innovative asanas that focus on the body and gun as one.
#magacounsellingservice
#magacounsellingservice
January 25, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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I'm not seeing the disagreement.
January 23, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I'm not seeing the disagreement.
When asked about a medical matter you don’t want to discuss, say “oh, something unpronounceable about something unmentionable”.
January 25, 2026 at 4:12 AM
When asked about a medical matter you don’t want to discuss, say “oh, something unpronounceable about something unmentionable”.
There are approximately 865 full moons in 70 years, 3-score & 10. That’s about how many 🌕 full moons one gets, give or take. #CheeryThought
January 24, 2026 at 1:09 AM
There are approximately 865 full moons in 70 years, 3-score & 10. That’s about how many 🌕 full moons one gets, give or take. #CheeryThought
January 23, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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This woman shows you how to do molecular biology & dna sequences at home with a bento box. She works on mushrooms so including #fungifriends. Great for learning #science. Reminds me of the Covid test. She also has a lovely example of a posh accent. 🧪
m.youtube.com/watch?v=duPX...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=duPX...
🍄 Is this a rare mushroom? DNA Barcoding Part 1: DNA Extractions + PCR
YouTube video by Bento Bio
m.youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 11:31 PM
This woman shows you how to do molecular biology & dna sequences at home with a bento box. She works on mushrooms so including #fungifriends. Great for learning #science. Reminds me of the Covid test. She also has a lovely example of a posh accent. 🧪
m.youtube.com/watch?v=duPX...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=duPX...
This woman shows you how to do molecular biology & dna sequences at home with a bento box. She works on mushrooms so including #fungifriends. Great for learning #science. Reminds me of the Covid test. She also has a lovely example of a posh accent. 🧪
m.youtube.com/watch?v=duPX...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=duPX...
🍄 Is this a rare mushroom? DNA Barcoding Part 1: DNA Extractions + PCR
YouTube video by Bento Bio
m.youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 11:31 PM
This woman shows you how to do molecular biology & dna sequences at home with a bento box. She works on mushrooms so including #fungifriends. Great for learning #science. Reminds me of the Covid test. She also has a lovely example of a posh accent. 🧪
m.youtube.com/watch?v=duPX...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=duPX...
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Biomimicry: Australian #spies (ASIO) can hide underwater and breathe through a river reed planted in their bottom—a technique modelled on this endangered Mary River turtle.
www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2...
www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2...
Procrastinating, endangered bum-breathing punk turtles thrill rescuers with late hatching
A precious clutch of Mary River turtle babies has defied the odds by surviving huge floodwaters and hatching long after rescuers feared they may have died.
www.abc.net.au
January 20, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Biomimicry: Australian #spies (ASIO) can hide underwater and breathe through a river reed planted in their bottom—a technique modelled on this endangered Mary River turtle.
www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2...
www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2...
Biomimicry: Australian #spies (ASIO) can hide underwater and breathe through a river reed planted in their bottom—a technique modelled on this endangered Mary River turtle.
www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2...
www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2...
Procrastinating, endangered bum-breathing punk turtles thrill rescuers with late hatching
A precious clutch of Mary River turtle babies has defied the odds by surviving huge floodwaters and hatching long after rescuers feared they may have died.
www.abc.net.au
January 20, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Biomimicry: Australian #spies (ASIO) can hide underwater and breathe through a river reed planted in their bottom—a technique modelled on this endangered Mary River turtle.
www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2...
www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2...
Some are bumped on the head and wake up being able to speak French, some wake up and all the songs they write sound like John Denver, which is significantly more tragic.
#songwriting #songwriter #nashville
#songwriting #songwriter #nashville
January 20, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Some are bumped on the head and wake up being able to speak French, some wake up and all the songs they write sound like John Denver, which is significantly more tragic.
#songwriting #songwriter #nashville
#songwriting #songwriter #nashville
Brainstorming: give half of Greenland to the US in exchange for all Ukrainian territory (Crimea) to be returned to a Ukraine that’s a full member of NATO.
January 18, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Brainstorming: give half of Greenland to the US in exchange for all Ukrainian territory (Crimea) to be returned to a Ukraine that’s a full member of NATO.
There was a very funny guy, a really sweet woman, a hot sports jock, a brilliant singer songwriter, a wise woman, and a guy with a super yacht with a briefcase you can only open in international waters. Whose place did they go to?
January 18, 2026 at 8:24 AM
There was a very funny guy, a really sweet woman, a hot sports jock, a brilliant singer songwriter, a wise woman, and a guy with a super yacht with a briefcase you can only open in international waters. Whose place did they go to?