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River🌵🍸|| Desert Hare Bartender🔞

@riveroharevt.bsky.social

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.⋆♱ɢᴏᴛʜɪᴄ ʜᴀʀᴇ ʙᴀʀᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ⋆ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀʟᴏᴏɴ ɪs ᴄᴜʀsᴇᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ sᴏ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ｡⋆ ⊹₊☾ ｡🍸 【🎨#rivartistry 🔞#risqueohare】 🖤 @jasperalva.bsky.social & @starlightpastel.bsky.social‬ 🔧🎨 @bluebellavt.bsky.social 🎨: @acidictoastie.bsky.social Poly/pan linktr.ee/riverohare

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River🌵🍸|| Desert Hare Bartender🔞 @riveroharevt.bsky.social · Jun 10

ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴀʟᴏᴏɴ, ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ!

ɪ'ᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɢᴏᴛʜɪᴄ ᴅᴇꜱᴇʀᴛ ʜᴀʀᴇ ʙᴀʀᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ᴇxᴄɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ʙᴇ ᴏᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴏʀꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜᴀᴅᴏᴡ ꜱᴀʟᴏᴏɴ~

🎨 #rivartistry
🔴 #liveohare
🔞 #risqueohare

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River🌵🍸|| Desert Hare Bartender🔞 @riveroharevt.bsky.social · 23h

fucking with obs while tipsy is a fate worse than death lemme tell you

River🌵🍸|| Desert Hare Bartender🔞 @riveroharevt.bsky.social · 23h

i accidentelly deleted all my images in my scenes so had to fix that real quick but we live!

twitch.tv/riverohare

riverohare - Twitch

[18+] Local Bartender Yaps|| !kofi !lurk !throne

twitch.tv

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River🌵🍸|| Desert Hare Bartender🔞 @riveroharevt.bsky.social · 1d

🎨 @pippicacao.bsky.social

River🌵🍸|| Desert Hare Bartender🔞 @riveroharevt.bsky.social · 1d

High Def Hare

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River🌵🍸|| Desert Hare Bartender🔞 @riveroharevt.bsky.social · 1d

Zooweemama

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River🌵🍸|| Desert Hare Bartender🔞 @riveroharevt.bsky.social · 1d

If I dont fall asleep immediately after work tonight we'll do a little (a lot of) yapping while I crack open a cold one (room temp wine)

River🌵🍸|| Desert Hare Bartender🔞 @riveroharevt.bsky.social · 1d

Deutsche Country Musik...
(I was kinda into it ngl)

River🌵🍸|| Desert Hare Bartender🔞 @riveroharevt.bsky.social · 2d

I hope you drink gallons and gallons of tea so you feel better cat king

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Hatchetko! 🪓🦴 @hatchetko.bsky.social · 2d

🕷️ Live2D Showcase | JasperAlva 🕷️

Femboy? Spider? Drummer? Jasper!
(Model debuted October 2025)

Illustration & Rig: @hatchetko.bsky.social [me!]

#Live2D | #Live2DShowcase | #VTuber

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River🌵🍸|| Desert Hare Bartender🔞 @riveroharevt.bsky.social · 2d

save a horse ride a....spider?!?!

they're so hot I need them carnally, actually. The embodiment of lust is currently taking over my body and whispering it's evil words into my ear

River🌵🍸|| Desert Hare Bartender🔞 @riveroharevt.bsky.social · 2d

ary by @.mioska on vgen

River🌵🍸|| Desert Hare Bartender🔞 @riveroharevt.bsky.social · 2d

Happy Debut Day to my beloved! Love me a spider I'll tell you what.

Congrats my love @jasperalva.bsky.social

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Hatchetko! 🪓🦴 @hatchetko.bsky.social · 2d

MY SON IS HAVING HIS RE-DEBUT TODAY IN ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF please go give him all the love or else. ❤️

Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 13d

Changes Coming

October 9th 1 PM CST

Be There

Or Else~

#vtuber #vsky #streamer #rebrand #spidertuber #envtuber

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River🌵🍸|| Desert Hare Bartender🔞 @riveroharevt.bsky.social · 2d

one of us one of us one of us

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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 2d

REBRAND IS IN FOUR HOURS!!

IM AM VERY EXCITED!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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River🌵🍸|| Desert Hare Bartender🔞 @riveroharevt.bsky.social · 4d

lord have mercy im about to bust

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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 9d

I am your Spider!!

Reminder that the Rebrand is October 9th!!

Thats NEXT WEEK!!

That day will come fast so keep an eye out for the announcments!!

Model's done by the wonderful and fantastic @hatchetko.bsky.social

#vtuber #vsky #streamer #spidertuber #envtuber

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River🌵🍸|| Desert Hare Bartender🔞 @riveroharevt.bsky.social · 4d

guys do you think i can rizz up the sexy spider by tipping my hat please say yes

Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 13d

Changes Coming

October 9th 1 PM CST

Be There

Or Else~

#vtuber #vsky #streamer #rebrand #spidertuber #envtuber

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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 13d

Changes Coming

October 9th 1 PM CST

Be There

Or Else~

#vtuber #vsky #streamer #rebrand #spidertuber #envtuber

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River🌵🍸|| Desert Hare Bartender🔞 @riveroharevt.bsky.social · 13d

everyone shut the fuck up wife is speaking!

be there or be square

Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 13d

Changes Coming

October 9th 1 PM CST

Be There

Or Else~

#vtuber #vsky #streamer #rebrand #spidertuber #envtuber

River🌵🍸|| Desert Hare Bartender🔞 @riveroharevt.bsky.social · 22d

rare river stream!! watching the entirety (hopefully) of marble hornets rahhhh be there or be square 🫵

www.twitch.tv/riverohare

riverohare - Twitch

[18+] Hare Watches Marble Hornets for the 666th time || !kofi !lurk !throne

www.twitch.tv

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River🌵🍸|| Desert Hare Bartender🔞 @riveroharevt.bsky.social · 25d

Ft. @jasperalvaushi.bsky.social @nergalthegoblin.bsky.social @petalstear.bsky.social and your Hare Bartender

River🌵🍸|| Desert Hare Bartender🔞 @riveroharevt.bsky.social · 25d

The boys (all inclusive)

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River🌵🍸|| Desert Hare Bartender🔞 @riveroharevt.bsky.social · 25d

My favorite part of Jasper visiting me would 100% be me getting him to unbuckle my platforms while I fight for my life having to piss

It's true love

River🌵🍸|| Desert Hare Bartender🔞 @riveroharevt.bsky.social · Aug 25

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