Captain River
@riverthenb.bsky.social
They/Them
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Fan of Markiplier, UT/DR/UTY, and the ocean 🦈
20
Fan of Markiplier, UT/DR/UTY, and the ocean 🦈
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Captain River
@riverthenb.bsky.social
· Oct 19
I like it here because I like speaking into the void
The music minigames in Deltarune really have brought back my “if it’s not at least a 95 it’s a bad grade” mentality from school. Except I can also immediately get proven wrong by getting S or T rank
January 4, 2026 at 9:55 PM
The music minigames in Deltarune really have brought back my “if it’s not at least a 95 it’s a bad grade” mentality from school. Except I can also immediately get proven wrong by getting S or T rank
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guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
I need to think of a YouTube channel name
January 1, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I need to think of a YouTube channel name
Deltarune tomorrow!
January 1, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Deltarune tomorrow!
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* ...
* It smells nice.
* ... after the rain.
* It smells nice.
* ... after the rain.
December 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
* ...
* It smells nice.
* ... after the rain.
* It smells nice.
* ... after the rain.
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Does everyone miss tenna yet
June 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Does everyone miss tenna yet
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when ur on a more mellow social site you kinda realize just how much insecurity is lifted from you
December 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
when ur on a more mellow social site you kinda realize just how much insecurity is lifted from you
My nothing is sometimes chicken leg shaped
December 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
My nothing is sometimes chicken leg shaped
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December 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Repost this if Trans people should have
Dr Pepper
Dr Pepper
December 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Repost this if Trans people should have
Dr Pepper
Dr Pepper
I really like that television
Got the TV Time shirt for Christmas and genuinely screamed when I opened it
December 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I really like that television
Got the TV Time shirt for Christmas and genuinely screamed when I opened it
December 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Got the TV Time shirt for Christmas and genuinely screamed when I opened it
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tips for bluesky newcomers: YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC! THEY WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU! GREEN TILES ARE ALARM TILES! IF YOU STEP ON THEM, YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER!! ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE-SCENTED! THEY WILL MAKE YOU SMELL DELICIOUS! BLUE TILES ARE WATER TILES! SWIM THROUGH IF YOU LIKE, BUT, IF Y
December 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
tips for bluesky newcomers: YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC! THEY WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU! GREEN TILES ARE ALARM TILES! IF YOU STEP ON THEM, YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER!! ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE-SCENTED! THEY WILL MAKE YOU SMELL DELICIOUS! BLUE TILES ARE WATER TILES! SWIM THROUGH IF YOU LIKE, BUT, IF Y
I forgot to post this already but Happy Solstice
December 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I forgot to post this already but Happy Solstice
I feel like it’s such a me thing that I reach into my purse trying to pull out some ibuprofen but end up going “oh that’s not my ibuprofen that’s the shark teeth” because the containers feel similar
December 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I feel like it’s such a me thing that I reach into my purse trying to pull out some ibuprofen but end up going “oh that’s not my ibuprofen that’s the shark teeth” because the containers feel similar
Technically I probably could see it locally now that chain theaters have it but I like the idea of making a little weekend out of it
I’d love to see Iron Lung locally but we don’t have any non chain movie theaters so I got tickets for one further away
December 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Technically I probably could see it locally now that chain theaters have it but I like the idea of making a little weekend out of it
I’d love to see Iron Lung locally but we don’t have any non chain movie theaters so I got tickets for one further away
December 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I’d love to see Iron Lung locally but we don’t have any non chain movie theaters so I got tickets for one further away
I love when Mark’s almost done with a project and he progressively gets more and more excited to be able talk about it until it’s released and he immediately starts talking about it and the process of making it
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I love when Mark’s almost done with a project and he progressively gets more and more excited to be able talk about it until it’s released and he immediately starts talking about it and the process of making it
Tickets to Iron Lung have been secured
December 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Tickets to Iron Lung have been secured
It is giving me a lot of joy that the water on the Iron Lung theater locator map is red
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It is giving me a lot of joy that the water on the Iron Lung theater locator map is red
I can’t wait to Iron my Lungs at the movies on January 30
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I can’t wait to Iron my Lungs at the movies on January 30
The “caked up” line is killing me
Now that's Winter, I'm thinking about NEWSLETTER. But I haven't written anything for one yet...
Right now, my energy is going towards preparing Chapter 5 for localization. The translation process begins next week. We have extracted all the English text and we are now annotating it.
Right now, my energy is going towards preparing Chapter 5 for localization. The translation process begins next week. We have extracted all the English text and we are now annotating it.
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The “caked up” line is killing me
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i have an update regarding #UNDERTALEYellow's handing of a predator on their staff.
i'm sorry this came today, and i hope everyone is okay. i'm going to need a break after this. take care of yourselves.
superkirbylover.me/journal/post...
i'm sorry this came today, and i hope everyone is okay. i'm going to need a break after this. take care of yourselves.
superkirbylover.me/journal/post...
Checkered Hell
A ska-themed personal website full of silly little trinkets.
superkirbylover.me
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
i have an update regarding #UNDERTALEYellow's handing of a predator on their staff.
i'm sorry this came today, and i hope everyone is okay. i'm going to need a break after this. take care of yourselves.
superkirbylover.me/journal/post...
i'm sorry this came today, and i hope everyone is okay. i'm going to need a break after this. take care of yourselves.
superkirbylover.me/journal/post...
I can’t draw OCs consistently. Anyway happy Thursday to all who celebrate
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I can’t draw OCs consistently. Anyway happy Thursday to all who celebrate
I’d love a TV Time sleep mask. It’d be so cute. I love Tenna. And the Fangamer sleep mask I have is so far the only sleep mask that doesn’t fall off of me
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’d love a TV Time sleep mask. It’d be so cute. I love Tenna. And the Fangamer sleep mask I have is so far the only sleep mask that doesn’t fall off of me