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River @riverwearsdiapers.bsky.social · 6h

Yes please and thanks 🙏🏼

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River @riverwearsdiapers.bsky.social · 8h

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River @riverwearsdiapers.bsky.social · 9h

When the light is just right 👌🏼💛✨🪩

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River @riverwearsdiapers.bsky.social · 1d

Now you can enjoy your film AND the joy of being blushy and self-conscious about your thickly diapered and deafeningly crinkly butt. Sounds like a double feature double win to me 🙌🏼

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River @riverwearsdiapers.bsky.social · 1d

Awww gwarsh 🥰 But this is also a good call. Break out your crinkliest plastic pants, @diapscort.bsky.social. You’re gonna need’em 👌🏼

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River @riverwearsdiapers.bsky.social · 1d

You should listen to your 24/7 elders, @diapscort.bsky.social. @jamesfrost3.bsky.social and I are wise and experienced and know what’s best for a super soaker like you 😉

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River @riverwearsdiapers.bsky.social · 6d

And that, my friend, that is #CuckJustice 😏

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River @riverwearsdiapers.bsky.social · 6d

Hey!!! You’re either with us or getting the Cuck Wiley treatment!!!

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River @riverwearsdiapers.bsky.social · 6d

You’ve united a growing movement. For that, you will be celebrated 🫡 And then bullied into doing this again and again. Like the diaper cuck equivalent of Sisyphus 😂

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River @riverwearsdiapers.bsky.social · 6d

As the preeminent scholar and advocate for #CuckJustice, I’m often asked what we as cucks are demanding through this movement. To which I respond, we’re far too huffy to come to an agreement on that at the moment. Until now. This. This is what the movement is all about and it’s a sight to behold 🥲

Wiley Wets 🍼 @wileywets.bsky.social · 6d

Welp— the cucks & powers that be didn’t like my cocky attitude…

As punishment for being a cheeky toddler, I’ll be triple padded and locked in the belt until all three layers are full 😣