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directing + writing + trailers + voice direction + "running comms" for UNBEATABLE at @dcellgames.com

also OST + SFX + for I AM YOUR BEAST, EL PASO ELSEWHERE, TMNT, SPACE WARLORD ORGAN TRADING SIMULATOR,
STOP BY THE UNBEATABLE BOOTH AT MAGFEST i will likely be in

clothes
STOP BY THE UNBEATABLE BOOTH AT MAGFest i will likely be in rhythm game bunny cosplays but i swear i too am also working at the booth (except for opening hours of magfest thursday cuz im going to the rhythm game photoshoot which if ur gonna be there bring ur unbeatable cosplays!!!!)
SO AS USUAL WE HAVE NEW MERCH, OF COURSE!!!! thanks to @eelbeats.bsky.social and @yuzuyooja.bsky.social for some things to flood your bag with.

(the acryllic charms are about 1.5", in case you're trying to do math on how many you need to fill a given space)
January 7, 2026 at 12:05 AM
i went tooth mode
January 6, 2026 at 6:13 PM
polymarket is intrinsically evil and we all get that but if i was able to put money on how many Funnyguy Tweets you'd see making intentionally confusing severance jokes when scott adams dies i could fund d-cell game 2 with that alone
January 6, 2026 at 9:55 AM
tomorrow i find out if i need more surgery or if my skull is safe from the drillman
i'm in bed because pieces of my skull got removed with a drill so you Have to play my game, i think that's the rule
January 5, 2026 at 8:01 AM
if you're wondering why everyone is mad tonight it's because they're discussing the ethics of being the guy this comic is about
January 5, 2026 at 6:33 AM
thinking a lot about that post about how reviewing serialized tv shows episode by episode without knowing what the ending is is very silly for what are probably obvious reasons. sometimes you need to know where something brought you to understand the road it took
January 5, 2026 at 6:04 AM
cursed franchise
January 5, 2026 at 1:56 AM
safety dance is chiptune, i've decided
January 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
i'm in bed because pieces of my skull got removed with a drill so you Have to play my game, i think that's the rule
January 1, 2026 at 8:21 PM
hasn't changed.
December 31, 2025 at 12:38 PM
@lena.fyi immediately knew when your ooD track started playing within like five seconds and it gives so much energy to emma's counter omfg
December 31, 2025 at 6:21 AM
you're the first person to catch this one
@dcellgames.com was penny named that cause of tuning/intonation cents
December 31, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Reposted by rj
all you need to know about whether you can trust what most people say about pacing is that the lowest rated breaking bad episode is "fly"
December 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
worst thing dual destinies did honestly is retcon phoenix as being someone who bluffs his way through things. that doesn't understand who he is at all. he's the Thing Noticer, he's the guy who believes in a thing he knows because the core of his soul tells him there is no way his client is guilty
December 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
all you need to know about whether you can trust what most people say about pacing is that the lowest rated breaking bad episode is "fly"
December 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
my goty is unbeatable by default bc it's what i played the most
December 29, 2025 at 5:49 AM
finally started of the devil and the final chapter's final trial better end up with you playing as serra vs morgan, is all i'll say
December 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
this
December 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
fwiw my layton ranking is 5>3=6>2>layton brothers>1>4. 7 doesn't count. pwvpl is probably between 6 and 2. new world of steam is preemptively disappointing
after finally for real playing every ace attorney, i'll do the thing every ace attorney fan is super normal about and rank them objectively:

aa4
small gap
aa1

small gap

aa2 case 4
tgaa2
aa3
aai2 up to case 4 = layton v wright
tgaa1
aa6
aai2 case 5
aai
aa2 case 1-3

big gap

beyond two souls = aa5
December 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
after finally for real playing every ace attorney, i'll do the thing every ace attorney fan is super normal about and rank them objectively:

aa4
small gap
aa1

small gap

aa2 case 4
tgaa2
aa3
aai2 up to case 4 = layton v wright
tgaa1
aa6
aai2 case 5
aai
aa2 case 1-3

big gap

beyond two souls = aa5
December 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Reposted by rj
rittz (Psuedoregalia rittz) got hacked and now "rittz" is tagging everyone in his 5,800-user server to advertise a "game". Discussion permissions in the server are gone. Spread the word especially if you have a platform that has some overlap with the members in that server.
December 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
seeing characters that only existed in your head slowly take shape and become things people just look at as a given is a part of making stuff i'll probably never get used to and i'm also glad that i'll probably never get used to it
here is another design thread for UNBEATABLE for a specific character! please please please please PLEASE only click forward if you have finished the game!!!!

unbeatablespoiler.carrd.co
SPOILERS AHEAD!
unbeatable spoilers...
unbeatablespoiler.carrd.co
December 26, 2025 at 10:03 AM
very recently someone told me "you still want to take a vacation? you despicable guy" because it's christmas break and i haven't personally translated unbeatable to chinese yet
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 8:51 AM
you might never have "Enough Time" unless you have sold millions of a previous work. do i wish we had an extra 6 months to make the game? no, i wish we had a year. but even moreso i'm grateful we had time at all to make it whatsoever and were able to finish the ending we planned from the beginning.
December 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
alright now i have to go fix stuff on the bandcamp. some songs got launched with temp titles,

this is my fault
December 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM