Randy Dank
@rjdank.bsky.social
Aging TV critic @ Processed Media (https://processedmedia.net). Also card nerd.
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Season 1, Episode 4 Review – “Seven”
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms stands and delivers the first great episode of TV in 2026.
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms stands and delivers the first great episode of TV in 2026.
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Season 1, Episode 4 Review – “Seven”
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms stands and delivers the first great episode of TV in 2026.
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February 11, 2026 at 1:20 AM
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Season 1, Episode 4 Review – “Seven”
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms stands and delivers the first great episode of TV in 2026.
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms stands and delivers the first great episode of TV in 2026.
The Pitt Season 2, Episode 4 Review – “10:00 AM”
The Pitt's many stories compete for room in a busy, occasionally workmanlike episode.
The Pitt's many stories compete for room in a busy, occasionally workmanlike episode.
The Pitt Season 2, Episode 4 Review – “10:00 AM”
The Pitt's many stories compete for room in a busy, occasionally workmanlike episode.
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February 6, 2026 at 3:02 AM
The Pitt Season 2, Episode 4 Review – “10:00 AM”
The Pitt's many stories compete for room in a busy, occasionally workmanlike episode.
The Pitt's many stories compete for room in a busy, occasionally workmanlike episode.
Second Look: Scrubs Season 1, Episode 16 – “My Heavy Meddle”
Scrubs tries to restore its status quo in another quality mid-season entry.
Scrubs tries to restore its status quo in another quality mid-season entry.
Second Look: Scrubs Season 1, Episode 16 – “My Heavy Meddle”
Scrubs tries to restore its status quo in another quality mid-season entry.
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February 3, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Second Look: Scrubs Season 1, Episode 16 – “My Heavy Meddle”
Scrubs tries to restore its status quo in another quality mid-season entry.
Scrubs tries to restore its status quo in another quality mid-season entry.
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Season 1, Episode 3 Review – “The Squire”
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms delivers another fantastic episode.
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms delivers another fantastic episode.
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Season 1, Episode 3 Review – “The Squire”
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms delivers another fantastic episode.
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February 2, 2026 at 4:07 PM
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Season 1, Episode 3 Review – “The Squire”
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms delivers another fantastic episode.
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms delivers another fantastic episode.
The Pitt Season 2, Episode 3 Review – “9:00 A.M.”
Faith forms the foundation of another strong episode of The Pitt.
Faith forms the foundation of another strong episode of The Pitt.
The Pitt Season 2, Episode 3 Review – “9:00 A.M.”
Faith forms the foundation of another strong episode of The Pitt.
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January 30, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The Pitt Season 2, Episode 3 Review – “9:00 A.M.”
Faith forms the foundation of another strong episode of The Pitt.
Faith forms the foundation of another strong episode of The Pitt.
Second Look: Friends Season 5, Episode 13 – “The One with Joey’s Bag”
Friends delivers another mid-season banger with an incredibly well-balanced episode.
Friends delivers another mid-season banger with an incredibly well-balanced episode.
Second Look: Friends Season 5, Episode 13 – “The One with Joey’s Bag”
Friends delivers another mid-season banger with an incredibly well-balanced episode.
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January 29, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Second Look: Friends Season 5, Episode 13 – “The One with Joey’s Bag”
Friends delivers another mid-season banger with an incredibly well-balanced episode.
Friends delivers another mid-season banger with an incredibly well-balanced episode.
First Impressions: Memory of a Killer (Fox)
Fox's high-concept Patrick Dempsey vehicle is a stiff adaptation with a lot of unrealized potential.
Fox's high-concept Patrick Dempsey vehicle is a stiff adaptation with a lot of unrealized potential.
First Impressions: Memory of a Killer (Fox)
Fox's high-concept Patrick Dempsey vehicle is a stiff adaptation with a lot of unrealized potential.
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January 28, 2026 at 12:49 AM
First Impressions: Memory of a Killer (Fox)
Fox's high-concept Patrick Dempsey vehicle is a stiff adaptation with a lot of unrealized potential.
Fox's high-concept Patrick Dempsey vehicle is a stiff adaptation with a lot of unrealized potential.
Scrubs S1 reviews continue with "My Bed Banter and Beyond":
Second Look: Scrubs Season 1, Episode 15 - "My Bed, Banter and Beyond"
Scrubs puts Elliot and J.D. through the romantic ringer in an uncharacteristic episode.
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January 26, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Scrubs S1 reviews continue with "My Bed Banter and Beyond":
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Season 1, Episode 2 Review – “Hard Salt Beef”
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms finds its voice in a strong episode about class and legacy.
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms finds its voice in a strong episode about class and legacy.
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Season 1, Episode 2 Review – “Hard Salt Beef”
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms finds its voice in a strong episode about class and legacy.
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January 26, 2026 at 2:36 PM
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Season 1, Episode 2 Review – “Hard Salt Beef”
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms finds its voice in a strong episode about class and legacy.
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms finds its voice in a strong episode about class and legacy.
The Pitt Season 2, Episode 2 Review – “8:00AM”
The Pitt's themes and curiosities for season two continue to surface in another strong episode.
The Pitt's themes and curiosities for season two continue to surface in another strong episode.
The Pitt Season 2, Episode 2 Review – “8:00AM”
The Pitt's themes and curiosities for season two continue to surface in another strong episode.
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January 23, 2026 at 12:39 AM
The Pitt Season 2, Episode 2 Review – “8:00AM”
The Pitt's themes and curiosities for season two continue to surface in another strong episode.
The Pitt's themes and curiosities for season two continue to surface in another strong episode.
Second Look: Friends Season 5, Episode 12 – “The One with Chandler’s Work Laugh”
Chandler brings Friends into the world of workplace comedy once again, in another strong mid-season entry.
Chandler brings Friends into the world of workplace comedy once again, in another strong mid-season entry.
Second Look: Friends Season 5, Episode 12 – “The One with Chandler’s Work Laugh”
Chandler brings Friends into the world of workplace comedy once again, in another strong mid-season entry.
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January 21, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Second Look: Friends Season 5, Episode 12 – “The One with Chandler’s Work Laugh”
Chandler brings Friends into the world of workplace comedy once again, in another strong mid-season entry.
Chandler brings Friends into the world of workplace comedy once again, in another strong mid-season entry.
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Season 1, Episode 1 Review – “The Hedge Knight”
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms begins with an amusing, surprisingly unassuming first episode.
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms begins with an amusing, surprisingly unassuming first episode.
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Season 1, Episode 1 Review – “The Hedge Knight”
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms begins with an amusing, surprisingly unassuming first episode.
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January 19, 2026 at 5:45 AM
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Season 1, Episode 1 Review – “The Hedge Knight”
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms begins with an amusing, surprisingly unassuming first episode.
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms begins with an amusing, surprisingly unassuming first episode.
Second Look: Scrubs Season 1, Episode 14 – “My Drug Buddy”
Scrubs tries its hand at being a full-time rom-com, with mixed results.
Scrubs tries its hand at being a full-time rom-com, with mixed results.
Second Look: Scrubs Season 1, Episode 14 – “My Drug Buddy”
Scrubs tries its hand at being a full-time rom-com, with mixed results.
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January 17, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Second Look: Scrubs Season 1, Episode 14 – “My Drug Buddy”
Scrubs tries its hand at being a full-time rom-com, with mixed results.
Scrubs tries its hand at being a full-time rom-com, with mixed results.
Second Look: Friends Season 5, Episode 11 – “The One with All the Resolutions”
Friends returns from holiday break with a funny, well-executed cascade of failed resolutions - and one important discovery.
Friends returns from holiday break with a funny, well-executed cascade of failed resolutions - and one important discovery.
Second Look: Friends Season 5, Episode 11 – “The One with All the Resolutions”
Friends returns from holiday break with a funny, well-executed cascade of failed resolutions - and one important discovery.
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January 16, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Second Look: Friends Season 5, Episode 11 – “The One with All the Resolutions”
Friends returns from holiday break with a funny, well-executed cascade of failed resolutions - and one important discovery.
Friends returns from holiday break with a funny, well-executed cascade of failed resolutions - and one important discovery.
Second Look: Continuum Season 1, Episode 10 – “Endtimes”
Continuum's first season comes to a close with an intriguing, overstuffed, and slightly underwhelming finale.
Continuum's first season comes to a close with an intriguing, overstuffed, and slightly underwhelming finale.
Second Look: Continuum Season 1, Episode 10 – “Endtimes”
Continuum's first season comes to a close with an intriguing, overstuffed, and slightly underwhelming finale.
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January 13, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Second Look: Continuum Season 1, Episode 10 – “Endtimes”
Continuum's first season comes to a close with an intriguing, overstuffed, and slightly underwhelming finale.
Continuum's first season comes to a close with an intriguing, overstuffed, and slightly underwhelming finale.
Not sure why this didn't post before, but here are some scattered thoughs on #ThePitt season premiere: processedmedia.net/the-pitt-sea...
The Pitt Season 2, Episode 1 Review - "7:00 AM"
The best show on television returns with a jam-packed, assured season premiere.
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January 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Not sure why this didn't post before, but here are some scattered thoughs on #ThePitt season premiere: processedmedia.net/the-pitt-sea...
I love that TV's best show (The Pitt) and TV's dumbest show (The Hunting Party) return on the same night. TV's back, baby!
January 8, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I love that TV's best show (The Pitt) and TV's dumbest show (The Hunting Party) return on the same night. TV's back, baby!
First Impressions: Best Medicine (Fox)
Fox's adaptation of Doc Martin levies its many archetypes and cliches with surprising sparks of personality.
Fox's adaptation of Doc Martin levies its many archetypes and cliches with surprising sparks of personality.
First Impressions: Best Medicine (Fox)
Fox's adaptation of Doc Martin levies its many archetypes and cliches with surprising sparks of personality.
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January 5, 2026 at 1:52 PM
First Impressions: Best Medicine (Fox)
Fox's adaptation of Doc Martin levies its many archetypes and cliches with surprising sparks of personality.
Fox's adaptation of Doc Martin levies its many archetypes and cliches with surprising sparks of personality.
Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place Season 2 Episodes, Ranked (Part 1)
Ranking every episode of Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place's second season (the first part).
Ranking every episode of Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place's second season (the first part).
Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place Season 2 Episodes, Ranked (Part 1)
Ranking every episode of Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place's second season (the first part).
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January 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place Season 2 Episodes, Ranked (Part 1)
Ranking every episode of Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place's second season (the first part).
Ranking every episode of Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place's second season (the first part).
Stranger Things 5 Episode 8 Review – “Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up”
Messy and overstuffed, Stranger Things finds its way home with a heartfelt, predictably imperfect series finale.
Messy and overstuffed, Stranger Things finds its way home with a heartfelt, predictably imperfect series finale.
Stranger Things 5 Episode 8 Review – “Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up”
Messy and overstuffed, Stranger Things finds its way home with a heartfelt, predictably imperfect series finale.
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January 1, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Stranger Things 5 Episode 8 Review – “Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up”
Messy and overstuffed, Stranger Things finds its way home with a heartfelt, predictably imperfect series finale.
Messy and overstuffed, Stranger Things finds its way home with a heartfelt, predictably imperfect series finale.
Film Review: Marty Supreme (2025)
Josh Safdie's Timothee Chalamet-starring table tennis drama is an instant classic, and easily one of the best sport films of the 21st century.
Josh Safdie's Timothee Chalamet-starring table tennis drama is an instant classic, and easily one of the best sport films of the 21st century.
Film Review: Marty Supreme (2025)
Josh Safdie's Timothee Chalamet-starring table tennis drama is an instant classic, and easily one of the best sport films of the 21st century.
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December 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Film Review: Marty Supreme (2025)
Josh Safdie's Timothee Chalamet-starring table tennis drama is an instant classic, and easily one of the best sport films of the 21st century.
Josh Safdie's Timothee Chalamet-starring table tennis drama is an instant classic, and easily one of the best sport films of the 21st century.
and that's a wrap on season two of Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place! processedmedia.net/two-guys-a-g...
Second Look: Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place Season 2, Episode 22 - "Two Guys, a Girl and an Engagement (Part 1)" - Processed Media
The Second Look at Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place's sophomore season comes to a close with a lukewarm season finale.
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December 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
and that's a wrap on season two of Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place! processedmedia.net/two-guys-a-g...
Stranger Things 5 Episode 7 Review – “Chapter Seven: The Bridge”
Stranger Thing's penultimate episode is more effectively workmanlike than one might expect - until it delivers a cringeworthy resolution in its final moments, of course.
Stranger Thing's penultimate episode is more effectively workmanlike than one might expect - until it delivers a cringeworthy resolution in its final moments, of course.
Stranger Things 5 Episode 7 Review – “Chapter Seven: The Bridge”
Stranger Thing's penultimate episode is more effectively workmanlike than one might expect - until it delivers a cringeworthy resolution in its final moments, of course.
processedmedia.net
December 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Stranger Things 5 Episode 7 Review – “Chapter Seven: The Bridge”
Stranger Thing's penultimate episode is more effectively workmanlike than one might expect - until it delivers a cringeworthy resolution in its final moments, of course.
Stranger Thing's penultimate episode is more effectively workmanlike than one might expect - until it delivers a cringeworthy resolution in its final moments, of course.
just noticed the "Escape from Camazotz" review did not auto-post here - here's a link if you missed it! processedmedia.net/stranger-thi...
Stranger Things 5 Episode 6 Review - "Chapter Six: Escape from Camazotz" - Processed Media
Stranger Things strikes a rare balance between plot and character in one of season five's strongest entries.
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December 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
just noticed the "Escape from Camazotz" review did not auto-post here - here's a link if you missed it! processedmedia.net/stranger-thi...
Stranger Things 5 Episode 5 Review – “Chapter Five: Shock Jock”
A series of ambitious plans forms the foundation for another uneven episode of Stranger Things 5.
A series of ambitious plans forms the foundation for another uneven episode of Stranger Things 5.
Stranger Things 5 Episode 5 Review – “Chapter Five: Shock Jock”
A series of ambitious plans forms the foundation for another uneven episode of Stranger Things 5.
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December 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Stranger Things 5 Episode 5 Review – “Chapter Five: Shock Jock”
A series of ambitious plans forms the foundation for another uneven episode of Stranger Things 5.
A series of ambitious plans forms the foundation for another uneven episode of Stranger Things 5.