Me - "Surgery went great. Feeling OK?
Pt - "I feel OK. Did you eat lunch?"
Me - "Yeah, I had some macaroni salad and Cool Ranch Doritos..."
Pt - "You did my surgery on Doritos?!?!"
Me - "Surgery went great. Feeling OK?
Pt - "I feel OK. Did you eat lunch?"
Me - "Yeah, I had some macaroni salad and Cool Ranch Doritos..."
Pt - "You did my surgery on Doritos?!?!"