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Barry Trotz responds to report that Predators environment is most toxic in NHL: "I know what toxic is, and I don't feel we're there"
Barry Trotz responds to report that Predators environment is most toxic in NHL: ‘I know what toxic is, and I don’t feel we’re there’
The Nashville Predators are 6-12-4 and sit last in the league with just 16 standings points. The Predators are one of only…
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November 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Barry Trotz responds to report that Predators environment is most toxic in NHL: "I know what toxic is, and I don't feel we're there"
Logan Thompson has been putting on a clinic in net, but he's the one getting lessons off the ice, learning Russian from Aliaksei Protas.
“He’s trying, but I’ve got to be honest — he’s terrible,” Protas said.
“He’s trying, but I’ve got to be honest — he’s terrible,” Protas said.
Logan Thompson has been getting Russian lessons from Aliaksei Protas: ‘I’ve got to be honest — he’s terrible’
ARLINGTON, VA -- Hockey players are no stranger to bridging the language gap. With more than a dozen countries represented across the…
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November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Logan Thompson has been putting on a clinic in net, but he's the one getting lessons off the ice, learning Russian from Aliaksei Protas.
“He’s trying, but I’ve got to be honest — he’s terrible,” Protas said.
“He’s trying, but I’ve got to be honest — he’s terrible,” Protas said.
Capitals cruise to victory with five goals against the Blue Jackets
Capitals score a real power-play goal and win big over Blue Jackets: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals are back to winning ways after the Tampa Bay Lightning forced them into a short detour this past weekend.…
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November 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Capitals cruise to victory with five goals against the Blue Jackets
Logan Thompson had the opposite of a "crappy game" against the Blue Jackets russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/25/l...
Logan Thompson grateful to get start from Spencer Carbery after ‘crappy game’ against Lightning: ‘The sun came up the next day’
Logan Thompson had a game to forget against the Tampa Bay Lightning on Saturday. The Capitals' starting netminder surrendered four goals on…
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November 25, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Logan Thompson had the opposite of a "crappy game" against the Blue Jackets russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/25/l...
Jakob Chychrun stayed red-hot against the Blue Jackets, scoring two goals for a three-game goal streak and eight-game point streak.
"Offensively, he’s one of the best in the league," said Tom Wilson. "So when he’s feeling it, you want to get him to puck.”
"Offensively, he’s one of the best in the league," said Tom Wilson. "So when he’s feeling it, you want to get him to puck.”
Jakob Chychrun scores twice against Blue Jackets, extends point streak to eight games: ‘He’s an elite talent’
WASHINGTON, DC — Jakob Chychrun is one of the hottest defensemen in the NHL this season, but he’d hardly know it if…
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November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Jakob Chychrun stayed red-hot against the Blue Jackets, scoring two goals for a three-game goal streak and eight-game point streak.
"Offensively, he’s one of the best in the league," said Tom Wilson. "So when he’s feeling it, you want to get him to puck.”
"Offensively, he’s one of the best in the league," said Tom Wilson. "So when he’s feeling it, you want to get him to puck.”
Jakob Chychrun and John Carlson set Capitals franchise record for quickest back-to-back goals by defenseman russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/24/j...
Jakob Chychrun and John Carlson set Capitals franchise record for quickest back-to-back goals by defenseman
Two Washington Capitals players made history in the team's dominant 5-1 victory over the Columbus Blue Jackets on Monday. Jakob Chychrun and…
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November 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Jakob Chychrun and John Carlson set Capitals franchise record for quickest back-to-back goals by defenseman russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/24/j...
RMNB's live blog for the Caps-Blue Jackets game is now up. Come join us in the comments and follow along! russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/24/l...
Live updates: Washington Capitals vs Columbus Blue Jackets at Capital One Arena
After a 5-3 setback against the Tampa Bay Lightning, the Washington Capitals are back on the ice to take battle against the…
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November 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
RMNB's live blog for the Caps-Blue Jackets game is now up. Come join us in the comments and follow along! russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/24/l...
Vancouver Canucks reportedly believe it’s better to trade Quinn Hughes this season if he doesn’t make long-term commitment to team
Vancouver Canucks reportedly believe it’s better to trade Quinn Hughes this season if he doesn’t make long-term commitment to team
Quinn Hughes is eligible for a contract extension next summer, but that extension may not come with his current team, the Vancouver…
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November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Vancouver Canucks reportedly believe it’s better to trade Quinn Hughes this season if he doesn’t make long-term commitment to team
Spencer Carbery labels availability of Nic Dowd, Tom Wilson, and Connor McMichael against Blue Jackets as "to be determined"
Spencer Carbery labels availability of Nic Dowd, Tom Wilson, and Connor McMichael against Blue Jackets as ‘to be determined’
The Washington Capitals have some question marks at forward heading into their game against the Columbus Blue Jackets on Monday night. In…
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November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Spencer Carbery labels availability of Nic Dowd, Tom Wilson, and Connor McMichael against Blue Jackets as "to be determined"
Logan Thompson to start against Blue Jackets after giving up four goals on six shots in last start
Logan Thompson to start against Blue Jackets after giving up four goals on six shots in last start
Logan Thompson will get an opportunity to quickly put his last start behind him. Thompson was the first goaltender off the ice…
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November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Logan Thompson to start against Blue Jackets after giving up four goals on six shots in last start
Beck Malenstyn scores goal of the year candidate against Hurricanes russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/23/b...
Beck Malenstyn scores goal of the year candidate against Hurricanes
Beck Malenstyn scored the most impressive goal of his NHL career in the Buffalo Sabres' 4-1 win over the Carolina Hurricanes on…
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November 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Beck Malenstyn scores goal of the year candidate against Hurricanes russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/23/b...
Cole Hutson scores twice for Boston University, including overtime game-winning goal in 4-3 win over Northeastern
Cole Hutson scores twice for Boston University, including overtime game-winning goal in 4-3 win over Northeastern
Cole Hutson led the Boston University Terriers to another win on Saturday night. The Washington Capitals prospect defenseman scored two goals, including…
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November 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Cole Hutson scores twice for Boston University, including overtime game-winning goal in 4-3 win over Northeastern
Alex Ovechkin lingers after practice to watch Carlson, Leonard, and Duhaime’s game against youth players russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/23/a...
Alex Ovechkin lingers after practice to watch Carlson, Leonard, and Duhaime’s game against youth players
The Washington Capitals are in the middle of one of their busiest stretches of the year, playing nine games in 16 days.…
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November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Alex Ovechkin lingers after practice to watch Carlson, Leonard, and Duhaime’s game against youth players russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/23/a...
Capitals make personnel changes to power play after brutal 0-for-6 effort against Lightning: "When it repeatedly isn’t going well, we need to make adjustments"
Capitals make personnel changes to power play after brutal 0-for-6 effort against Lightning: ‘When it repeatedly isn’t going well, we need to make adjustments’
Spencer Carbery's patience with the Capitals' power play has run out. At Sunday's Capitals practice, the head coach made several personnel changes…
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November 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Capitals make personnel changes to power play after brutal 0-for-6 effort against Lightning: "When it repeatedly isn’t going well, we need to make adjustments"
Tom Wilson and Connor McMichael both miss Capitals practice after loss to Lightning for maintenance
Tom Wilson and Connor McMichael both miss Capitals practice after loss to Lightning for maintenance
The Washington Capitals practiced without two of their key forwards on Sunday morning. After seeing their three-game winning streak ended by the…
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November 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Tom Wilson and Connor McMichael both miss Capitals practice after loss to Lightning for maintenance
Bad special teams rear their ugly head again in a loss
The Capitals still have the same major problems 22 games into the season: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals saw their three-game winning streak end on Saturday night. The Tampa Bay Lightning scored five goals on just 16…
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November 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Bad special teams rear their ugly head again in a loss
Ilya Protas recorded a career high three points and extended his goal-scoring streak to five games in Hershey’s 5-3 loss to Cleveland.
His second assist, where he went through the legs before setting Bogdan Trineyev up in the slot, was highlight-reel. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/23/i...
His second assist, where he went through the legs before setting Bogdan Trineyev up in the slot, was highlight-reel. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/23/i...
Ilya Protas records a career high three points, extends goal-scoring streak to five games in Hershey’s 5-3 loss to Cleveland
The Hershey Bears saw their five-game winning streak come to an end against the Cleveland Monsters on Saturday, but Ilya Protas's personal…
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November 23, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Ilya Protas recorded a career high three points and extended his goal-scoring streak to five games in Hershey’s 5-3 loss to Cleveland.
His second assist, where he went through the legs before setting Bogdan Trineyev up in the slot, was highlight-reel. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/23/i...
His second assist, where he went through the legs before setting Bogdan Trineyev up in the slot, was highlight-reel. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/23/i...
The Washington Capitals registered a season-worst power-play performance on Saturday, going 0-for-6 and allowing a shorthanded goal against.
"That’s not even close to good enough from what we need from our power play," head coach Spencer Carbery said postgame.
"That’s not even close to good enough from what we need from our power play," head coach Spencer Carbery said postgame.
Capitals’ power play ‘not even close to good enough’ in loss to Lightning: ‘It’s costing us games’
WASHINGTON, DC -- After struggling on the power play for much of the season, the Capitals seemed to take a positive step…
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November 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
The Washington Capitals registered a season-worst power-play performance on Saturday, going 0-for-6 and allowing a shorthanded goal against.
"That’s not even close to good enough from what we need from our power play," head coach Spencer Carbery said postgame.
"That’s not even close to good enough from what we need from our power play," head coach Spencer Carbery said postgame.
Tom Wilson seems to insinuate Lightning tried to have Curtis Douglas ambush him: "Bit of a weird line change, and all of a sudden, we're in a fight"
Tom Wilson seems to insinuate Lightning tried to have Curtis Douglas ambush him: ‘Bit of a weird line change, and all of a sudden, we’re in a fight’
Tom Wilson got into just his second fight of the season against the Tampa Bay Lightning on Saturday night. While Wilson wasn't…
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November 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Tom Wilson seems to insinuate Lightning tried to have Curtis Douglas ambush him: "Bit of a weird line change, and all of a sudden, we're in a fight"
Tom Wilson decisively wins fight over 6-foot-9 Curtis Douglas who instigated, stares down Lightning bench
Tom Wilson decisively wins fight over 6-foot-9 Curtis Douglas who instigated, stares down Lightning bench
Tom Wilson showed that he still can go toe-to-toe with the biggest enforcers in the NHL on Saturday night. Wilson's latest opponent…
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November 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Tom Wilson decisively wins fight over 6-foot-9 Curtis Douglas who instigated, stares down Lightning bench
Come jump into the comments for RMNB's live blog as we cover, analyze, write words about the Caps-Lightning game. See you there? russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/22/l...
Live updates: Washington Capitals vs Tampa Bay Lightning at Capital One Arena on Hockey Fights Cancer night
The Washington Capitals defeated the Montreal Canadiens 8-4 on Thursday, and they're starting to make me a believer again. Alex Ovechkin had…
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November 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Come jump into the comments for RMNB's live blog as we cover, analyze, write words about the Caps-Lightning game. See you there? russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/22/l...