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Tom Wilson to be roommates with former Capitals goaltender Darcy Kuemper at the Olympics
Tom Wilson to be roommates with former Capitals goaltender Darcy Kuemper at Olympics
Tom Wilson is rooming with a Canadian goaltender at the 2026 Winter Olympics in Italy, but it's not his "best bud" and…
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February 8, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Tom Wilson to be roommates with former Capitals goaltender Darcy Kuemper at the Olympics
Tom Wilson skates on a line with Connor McDavid and Macklin Celebrini during Team Canada’s first Olympic practice
Tom Wilson skates on a line with Connor McDavid and Macklin Celebrini during Team Canada’s first Olympic practice
If early practice line combinations are any indication, Tom Wilson appears set to play a massive role for Team Canada at the…
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February 8, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Tom Wilson skates on a line with Connor McDavid and Macklin Celebrini during Team Canada’s first Olympic practice
Sidney Crosby picks Tom Wilson to lead Team Canada in penalty minutes at the 2026 Winter Olympics russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/02/08/s...
Sidney Crosby picks Tom Wilson to lead Team Canada in penalty minutes at the 2026 Winter Olympics
Tom Wilson was a popular pick in a video survey conducted by the CBC ahead of the 2026 With Olympic Games in…
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February 8, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Sidney Crosby picks Tom Wilson to lead Team Canada in penalty minutes at the 2026 Winter Olympics russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/02/08/s...
Capitals Olympians arrive in Milan for 2026 Winter Olympics russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/02/08/c...
Capitals Olympians arrive in Milan for 2026 Winter Olympics
Tom Wilson, Logan Thompson, and Martin Fehervary have all arrived safely in Italy for the Winter Olympics. Based on when tweets announcing…
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February 8, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Capitals Olympians arrive in Milan for 2026 Winter Olympics russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/02/08/c...
Ilya Protas points to his brother Aliaksei in the stands after scoring 18th goal of season for Hershey russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/02/07/i...
Ilya Protas points to his brother Aliaksei in the stands after scoring 18th goal of season for Hershey
Ilya Protas had some special guests in the stands for his final game before the AHL All-Star Break. A day after the…
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February 8, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Ilya Protas points to his brother Aliaksei in the stands after scoring 18th goal of season for Hershey russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/02/07/i...
Lane Hutson returns to BU in brother Cole’s jersey, waves flag in Terriers’ overtime win
Lane Hutson returns to BU in brother Cole’s jersey, waves flag in Terriers’ overtime win
Boston University had a star return to its campus on Friday night. Lane Hutson, a former Terrier and current high-scoring defenseman for…
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February 7, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Lane Hutson returns to BU in brother Cole’s jersey, waves flag in Terriers’ overtime win
Hilary Knight ties Team USA women's Olympic hockey record for most goals in 5-0 win over Finland
Hilary Knight ties Team USA women’s Olympic hockey record for most goals in 5-0 win over Finland
Team USA women are off to a hot start at the 2026 Winter Olympics, now 2-0 in group play after a dominant…
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February 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Hilary Knight ties Team USA women's Olympic hockey record for most goals in 5-0 win over Finland
Capitals reportedly "in on a bunch of different things" and would "like to make a splash" with a top-six forward before the NHL trade deadline.
Capitals reportedly ‘in on a bunch of different things’ and would ‘like to make a splash’ with a top-six forward before NHL trade deadline
The Washington Capitals have been mentioned as interested in a couple of big-time players who have become available via trade this season,…
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February 7, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Capitals reportedly "in on a bunch of different things" and would "like to make a splash" with a top-six forward before the NHL trade deadline.
Logan Thompson is ready for any role with Team Canada at the Olympics, even water boy russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/02/07/l...
Logan Thompson is ready for any role with Team Canada at the Olympics, even water boy
After winning his 50th career game with the Washington Capitals on Thursday, Logan Thompson was excited about what's coming next. Thompson, who…
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February 7, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Logan Thompson is ready for any role with Team Canada at the Olympics, even water boy russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/02/07/l...
Spencer Carbery shares injury update on John Carlson after veteran defender plays just one period against Predators
Spencer Carbery shares injury update on John Carlson after veteran defender plays just one period against Predators
John Carlson left Thursday night’s game between the Washington Capitals and Nashville Predators with a lower-body injury. Carlson departed after taking just…
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February 6, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Spencer Carbery shares injury update on John Carlson after veteran defender plays just one period against Predators
With Charlie Lindgren on injured reserve, one of the Capitals’ minor league goaltenders must be on their NHL roster throughout the Olympic break
With Charlie Lindgren on injured reserve, one of the Capitals’ minor league goaltenders must be on their NHL roster throughout the Olympic break
The AHL's Hershey Bears will be without their starting netminder, Clay Stevenson, for an undetermined amount of time during the NHL's break…
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February 6, 2026 at 8:45 PM
With Charlie Lindgren on injured reserve, one of the Capitals’ minor league goaltenders must be on their NHL roster throughout the Olympic break
Barry Trotz, the only head coach to lead the Capitals to a Stanley Cup, honored during Predators game russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/02/06/b...
Barry Trotz, the only head coach to lead the Capitals to a Stanley Cup, honored during Predators game
Days after making a huge announcement in his career, Barry Trotz traveled north for the Washington Capitals' game against the Nashville Predators,…
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February 6, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Barry Trotz, the only head coach to lead the Capitals to a Stanley Cup, honored during Predators game russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/02/06/b...
Capitals stay in playoff race with win in final game before Olympic break
Going into the break on a high note: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals are headed into the NHL's break for the 2026 Winter Olympics as winners. In their final game before the…
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February 6, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Capitals stay in playoff race with win in final game before Olympic break
Logan Thompson leans on Golden Knights past to deny Jonathan Marchessault on 2-on-0 russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/02/06/l...
Logan Thompson leans on Golden Knights past to deny Jonathan Marchessault on 2-on-0
Logan Thompson returned to the net against the Nashville Predators on Thursday after missing the past four games due to an upper-body…
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February 6, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Logan Thompson leans on Golden Knights past to deny Jonathan Marchessault on 2-on-0 russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/02/06/l...
Pierre-Luc Dubois on his return against Nashville after missing the prior 47 games due to injury: "There were a few times I thought I might throw up" russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/02/06/p...
Pierre-Luc Dubois on his return against Nashville after missing the prior 47 games due to injury: ‘There were a few times I thought I might throw up’
Pierre-Luc Dubois missed three months due to surgery on his abdominal and adductor muscles, but on Thursday morning, the Washington Capitals announced…
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February 6, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Pierre-Luc Dubois on his return against Nashville after missing the prior 47 games due to injury: "There were a few times I thought I might throw up" russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/02/06/p...
Jakob Chychrun was the Capitals' hero against the Preds:
- His goal of the year candidate was the game-winner
- He played nearly half the game, 29:21, with John Carlson injured
- His two goals give him 21, the most among all NHL rearguards at the break
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- His goal of the year candidate was the game-winner
- He played nearly half the game, 29:21, with John Carlson injured
- His two goals give him 21, the most among all NHL rearguards at the break
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Jakob Chychrun scores goal of the year candidate for NHL defensemen, hits 20 goals with Capitals for second consecutive season
Jakob Chychrun was the Washington Capitals' hero against the Nashville Predators. Not only did Chychrun skate nearly 30 minutes in the game…
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February 6, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Jakob Chychrun was the Capitals' hero against the Preds:
- His goal of the year candidate was the game-winner
- He played nearly half the game, 29:21, with John Carlson injured
- His two goals give him 21, the most among all NHL rearguards at the break
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- His goal of the year candidate was the game-winner
- He played nearly half the game, 29:21, with John Carlson injured
- His two goals give him 21, the most among all NHL rearguards at the break
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John Carlson leaves Capitals game against Predators after suffering a lower-body injury
John Carlson leaves Capitals game against Predators after suffering lower-body injury
John Carlson played just one period for the Washington Capitals against the Nashville Predators on Thursday night. Carlson took nine shifts in…
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February 6, 2026 at 1:50 AM
John Carlson leaves Capitals game against Predators after suffering a lower-body injury
Pierre-Luc Dubois scores his first goal of the season in his first game back from an extended injury absence.
Pierre-Luc Dubois scores first goal of season in first game back from extended injury absence
Pierre-Luc Dubois is already back on the scoresheet for the Washington Capitals. Dubois returned to the Capitals' lineup on Thursday night after…
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February 6, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Pierre-Luc Dubois scores his first goal of the season in his first game back from an extended injury absence.
RMNB's live blog for Caps-Predators is now up. Come join us in the comments for the last game before the Olympic break. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/02/05/l...
Live updates: Washington Capitals vs Philadelphia Flyers at Capital One Arena
A bad loss to the Philadelphia Flyers put the Washington Capitals behind the 8-ball again in their race to make the playoffs.…
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February 6, 2026 at 12:06 AM
RMNB's live blog for Caps-Predators is now up. Come join us in the comments for the last game before the Olympic break. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/02/05/l...
Good god it's a quarter zip
the lad has LOST IT
he's a loose cannon
someone STOP him
#joebsuitofthenight
the lad has LOST IT
he's a loose cannon
someone STOP him
#joebsuitofthenight
February 5, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Good god it's a quarter zip
the lad has LOST IT
he's a loose cannon
someone STOP him
#joebsuitofthenight
the lad has LOST IT
he's a loose cannon
someone STOP him
#joebsuitofthenight
Sonny Milano to miss Predators game due to personal reasons russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/02/05/s...
Sonny Milano to miss Nashville Predators game due to personal reasons
While the Washington Capitals are getting two major players back from injury, they'll be without one of their depth forwards against the…
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February 5, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Sonny Milano to miss Predators game due to personal reasons russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/02/05/s...
Pierre-Luc Dubois will return ahead of schedule tonight in the Capitals' last game before the Olympics.
Why he's not continuing to rest and recover through the end of the break:
Why he's not continuing to rest and recover through the end of the break:
Why Pierre-Luc Dubois is returning from injury the game before the Olympic break
ARLINGTON, VA -- Pierre-Luc Dubois will play for the first time since Halloween on Thursday night, returning from a 47-game absence after…
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February 5, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Pierre-Luc Dubois will return ahead of schedule tonight in the Capitals' last game before the Olympics.
Why he's not continuing to rest and recover through the end of the break:
Why he's not continuing to rest and recover through the end of the break:
Capitals activate Pierre-Luc Dubois and Logan Thompson from injured reserve, return goaltender Garin Bjorklund to AHL’s Hershey Bears
Capitals activate Pierre-Luc Dubois and Logan Thompson from injured reserve, return goaltender Garin Bjorklund to AHL’s Hershey Bears
The Washington Capitals returned goaltender Garin Bjorklund to the AHL’s Hershey Bears on Thursday afternoon. Bjorklund was recalled by the Capitals on…
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February 5, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Capitals activate Pierre-Luc Dubois and Logan Thompson from injured reserve, return goaltender Garin Bjorklund to AHL’s Hershey Bears
Logan Thompson was the first goaltender off the ice at the Capitals' morning skate, but not yet confirmed for start against Predators
Logan Thompson is first goaltender off ice at Capitals morning skate, but not yet confirmed for start against Predators
The Washington Capitals are likely to get their number-one goaltender back in net on Thursday night. Logan Thompson, who has missed the…
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February 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Logan Thompson was the first goaltender off the ice at the Capitals' morning skate, but not yet confirmed for start against Predators