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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · Oct 17

I wish Elon Musk owned this website...

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 24d

Just overheard a fat guy talking about food. You can't make this stuff up. 😂

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · Sep 2

BREAKING:

Donald Trump makes his first public appearance in days, cryptically instructing Americans to "hold the mayonnaise." 😨

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · Aug 28

As a Midwesterner, I never realized how weird our slang is until I moved to NYC...

Whenever I bump into someone, I instinctively go "Oops!"

Everyone always gets SO confused! 😂

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · Aug 25

I invented an image called "Pepe Gillis."

It combines Pepe and Shane Gillis.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · Aug 23

NEVER give money to the homeless—they'll just waste it on something cheap.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · Aug 20

I just realized why nobody criticizes Mr. Beast: 424 million subscribers. That's a thousand shooters on every block in America.

Fuck with his operation and you're chalked.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · Aug 20

In a display of great strength and bravery, President Trump just announced he will spend all night inside a haunted castle! 🔥

Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · Jul 16

Fuck no.

We want Shane Gillis and Sydney Sweeney! 🇺🇸

Zelda Universe @zeldauniverse.bsky.social · Jul 16

The actors for Link and Zelda for the upcoming Legend of Zelda live-action movie have been revealed!

Link - Benjamin Evan Ainsworth
Zelda - Bo Bragason

Source: Nintendo Today!

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · Jul 5

My Deltarune theory is that it takes place in an Undertale universe corrupted by worse writing and overly self-indulgent humor, which often comes at the expense of immersion. 😲

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · Jul 2

I'm so sick of everyone online being afraid to criticize this guy.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · Jul 2

Lowe's just linked up with Mr. Beast, which makes sense as he is the world's biggest tool.

#RoastBeast

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · Jul 1

Arthur meme I made to cheer myself up after losing a patient.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · Jun 27

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · Jun 26

I hope this doesn't sound mean but I kind of think everyone stupid enough to be manipulated by this video should be banished to an Antarctic research facility and experimented on for the rest of eternity.

ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · Jun 24

Tiny Chef announces his show has been cancelled at Nickelodeon after 2 seasons and 41 episodes.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · May 29

Coworkers are mad I used the break room microwave to heat up some poop. ☹️

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · May 23

16 YEARS of studying and nobody will hire us... It really makes me regret all those sleepless nights I spent cramming in elementary school.

Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · May 22

The Minions are savage barbarians and Gru was right to enslave them.

Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · May 22

My Dad remarried 2 times—wait, FUCK! You didn't want that! Wait, no! I'm sorry! Damn it, I fucked it all up! I always fuck EVERYTHING UP! NO!!! NO! NO! NO! GOD DAMN IT! FUCK MY LIFE! I RUIN FUCKING EVERYTHING! NO! GOD DAMN IT! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! OH MY GOD, FUCK EVERYTHING!

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · May 15

I feel betrayed. Jet Set Radio taught me everything I know about making disgusting terrible artwork.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · May 9

Apparently this theory is Pixar's darkest secret. 🤔

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · May 7

In 2008 all you had to do to become a YouTuber was rap about The Legend of Zelda but now you're expected to do English homework and write essays.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · Apr 30

My concept art for if Sesame Street made an episode about scorpions.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · Apr 17

iDubbbz said the next Content Cop is on the SpongeBob episode "House Fancy" for torturing Squidward. 👀

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · Apr 1

How I feel lately as a Mizayaki (Studio Ghibili) fanboy who knows how to ChatGPT. 😢

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · Mar 27

This ChatGPT update is INSANE...

Imagine telling someone 10 years ago that you can ask a computer to draw a picture and in mere seconds, it can generate a highly-detailed apology about why it "can't" make images of "Super Mario in the style of naked."

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