Darcy Boese
@road.kill.com
As it turns out, Ernie was lactose intolerant
December 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
As it turns out, Ernie was lactose intolerant
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
We need to own it:
“I agree, Trump is deranged”
(Are his feelings hurt?)
#Haiku #NotMyPresident #TrumpDerangementSyndrome
“I agree, Trump is deranged”
(Are his feelings hurt?)
#Haiku #NotMyPresident #TrumpDerangementSyndrome
December 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
We need to own it:
“I agree, Trump is deranged”
(Are his feelings hurt?)
#Haiku #NotMyPresident #TrumpDerangementSyndrome
“I agree, Trump is deranged”
(Are his feelings hurt?)
#Haiku #NotMyPresident #TrumpDerangementSyndrome
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I prompted multiple chatbots with these first couple of lines, but ChatGPT’s response was the clear winner:
Twas the night before Thanksgiving,
And in the White House
Lurked the MAGA fiend,
The big Orange Louse;
1/
Twas the night before Thanksgiving,
And in the White House
Lurked the MAGA fiend,
The big Orange Louse;
1/
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I prompted multiple chatbots with these first couple of lines, but ChatGPT’s response was the clear winner:
Twas the night before Thanksgiving,
And in the White House
Lurked the MAGA fiend,
The big Orange Louse;
1/
Twas the night before Thanksgiving,
And in the White House
Lurked the MAGA fiend,
The big Orange Louse;
1/
Boomers vs Millennials
October 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Boomers vs Millennials
October 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I know it’s Free Speech
And you know that it’s Free Speech
But Trump does not know
www.cbc.ca/news/world/t...
#Haiku #NotMyPresident #NoKings
And you know that it’s Free Speech
But Trump does not know
www.cbc.ca/news/world/t...
#Haiku #NotMyPresident #NoKings
Trump says he's terminating trade negotiations with Canada over Ontario anti-tariff ad | CBC News
U.S. President Donald Trump said in a late-night social media post, that he is terminating all trade negotiations with Canada over an advertisement by the Ontario government that uses the late U.S. pr...
www.cbc.ca
October 24, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I know it’s Free Speech
And you know that it’s Free Speech
But Trump does not know
www.cbc.ca/news/world/t...
#Haiku #NotMyPresident #NoKings
And you know that it’s Free Speech
But Trump does not know
www.cbc.ca/news/world/t...
#Haiku #NotMyPresident #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
*That moment you woke up with a bug up your butt about something
No wait, it’s just Steven again
#NotMyPresident #NoKings
No wait, it’s just Steven again
#NotMyPresident #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
*That moment you woke up with a bug up your butt about something
No wait, it’s just Steven again
#NotMyPresident #NoKings
No wait, it’s just Steven again
#NotMyPresident #NoKings
As of today, 53% of ALL United States government “shutdown days” have been under Trump’s administrations
And if counting by hours (ie. “partial days”) it’s now more than 50% of all “shutdown hours” too
Credit goes to Grok for helping to keep track of the stats for me
#NotMyPresident
And if counting by hours (ie. “partial days”) it’s now more than 50% of all “shutdown hours” too
Credit goes to Grok for helping to keep track of the stats for me
#NotMyPresident
October 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
As of today, 53% of ALL United States government “shutdown days” have been under Trump’s administrations
And if counting by hours (ie. “partial days”) it’s now more than 50% of all “shutdown hours” too
Credit goes to Grok for helping to keep track of the stats for me
#NotMyPresident
And if counting by hours (ie. “partial days”) it’s now more than 50% of all “shutdown hours” too
Credit goes to Grok for helping to keep track of the stats for me
#NotMyPresident
It’s a very short poem
#NotMyPresident
#NotMyPresident
October 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It’s a very short poem
#NotMyPresident
#NotMyPresident
They were a warning
On the dangers of power
Not a suggestion
#Haiku #NotMyPresident #1984 #AnimalFarm #BraveNewWorld #TheHandmaidsTale #Maus #Fahrenheit451 #LordOfTheFlies #VForVendetta
On the dangers of power
Not a suggestion
#Haiku #NotMyPresident #1984 #AnimalFarm #BraveNewWorld #TheHandmaidsTale #Maus #Fahrenheit451 #LordOfTheFlies #VForVendetta
October 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
They were a warning
On the dangers of power
Not a suggestion
#Haiku #NotMyPresident #1984 #AnimalFarm #BraveNewWorld #TheHandmaidsTale #Maus #Fahrenheit451 #LordOfTheFlies #VForVendetta
On the dangers of power
Not a suggestion
#Haiku #NotMyPresident #1984 #AnimalFarm #BraveNewWorld #TheHandmaidsTale #Maus #Fahrenheit451 #LordOfTheFlies #VForVendetta
October 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
October 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
If you're on this list
You've gotten in Good Trouble
Keep up the great work
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
#Haiku #NotMyPresident
You've gotten in Good Trouble
Keep up the great work
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
#Haiku #NotMyPresident
Democrats’ Unhinged Crusade Against ICE Fuels Bloodshed
The carnage in Dallas, Texas — where a maniac with “ANTI-ICE” ammo gunned down an ICE field office in an attack clearly targeted at ICE personnel — lays
www.whitehouse.gov
October 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If you're on this list
You've gotten in Good Trouble
Keep up the great work
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
#Haiku #NotMyPresident
You've gotten in Good Trouble
Keep up the great work
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
#Haiku #NotMyPresident
September 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Now bathrooms are “woke”?
Mine at home is unisex
So what kind is yours?
#Haiku #TotallyUnrelatedToAnyRecentNewsEvents
Mine at home is unisex
So what kind is yours?
#Haiku #TotallyUnrelatedToAnyRecentNewsEvents
September 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Now bathrooms are “woke”?
Mine at home is unisex
So what kind is yours?
#Haiku #TotallyUnrelatedToAnyRecentNewsEvents
Mine at home is unisex
So what kind is yours?
#Haiku #TotallyUnrelatedToAnyRecentNewsEvents
