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RoanneTheWolf @roannethewolf.bsky.social · 4d

Foxes are pretty much hydraulic presses in that they are full of fluid and are capable of reducing any substance to millimeter-thick sheets.
Unlike most hydraulic presses, they purr when you pat their head and/or boobs and like to snuggle up close.

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RoanneTheWolf @roannethewolf.bsky.social · 7d

Wrote a story for one @tsuko.bsky.social as thanks for a few arts of theirs, containing a certain flareon helping a 'friend' with his archaeology project. Things go somewhat awry.
(They drew cover art as well!)

www.furaffinity.net/view/62517614/

Art of a gigantic flareon bursting free from the top of a volcano. Each of her breasts is larger than the caldera of the volcano itself.

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RoanneTheWolf @roannethewolf.bsky.social · 7d

That specific fox is more concerned with squeezing into a swimming pool somewhere but I do admit it's a common concern

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RoanneTheWolf @roannethewolf.bsky.social · 7d

I confess, it's true, I can deny it no longer. I am a massive fucking nerd. I have spent my years doing math. Boob math, mostly. Neat stuff engineering lets you do.

In this one I determine once and for all exactly how strong a titanium spine would really be. Not strong enough.

A series of engineering calculations that determine how large of a titty a roughly spine-sized rod of titanium could support before it folds in half. The result is that a titty of diameter 9.55 meters would make a man with such a spine fold, but they could theoretically support one that's any smaller. A reference image of a fox with boobs of around that size is included in the top right.

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low res @low-res.bsky.social · May 19

I actually really enjoy talking about character design stuff like this, so here are some more nonsensical ramblings of someone who thinks about this sort of thing way too much.

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RoanneTheWolf @roannethewolf.bsky.social · 15d

After much excavation and scientific research it has been found that the center of the earth is not, in fact, occupied by molten magma, but instead a glowing orange fox. The solid iron core is real tho, it's stuck in her cleavage cuz she's magnetic.

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RoanneTheWolf @roannethewolf.bsky.social · 18d

Arright, fess up. Who did it. Who's responsible for this. You had ONE JOB, do NOT the FOX, and this is what I see.

The kitsune of the secret forest can be most easily told apart by the number of their tails. There aren't really any other identifying factors, I think.

Give her another hug?

A yellow, diamond-shaped warning sign depicting a fox with gigantic, building-sized breasts. She's wearing a kimono, but her tits are overflowing out the top and part of her areola is visible. The text reads "CAUTION: IT WOULD BE INADVISABLE TO EVEN ATTEMPT TO THE FOX", a play on the "please do not the cat" image and the previous sign in this series.

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Onyxquaza @onyxquaza.bsky.social · 19d

And only 4 days later, the fox has been completed! Let's just hope nobody gets a mind to start touching, or who knows how much of the canvas she'll end up occupying...

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RoanneTheWolf @roannethewolf.bsky.social · 19d

The kitsune of the secret forest are well-meaning, but that doesn't make them any less dangerous. To them, their assets are light as can be- to you, they're several thousand pounds of tit swung at ridiculous speeds when they turn around too quickly.

They do give good hugs, though.

A yellow, diamond-shaped warning sign depicting a fox with massive breasts. She's wearing a kimono, but her tits are overflowing out the top. The text reads "CAUTION: DO NOT THE FOX", a play on the "please do not the cat" image.

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RoanneTheWolf @roannethewolf.bsky.social · 21d

Ideal absol size
Bet she gives good hugs

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RoanneTheWolf @roannethewolf.bsky.social · 22d

Here's the original, by the way, though all that's left to do is the coloring.
www.fxfuraffinity.net/view/60118740/

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RoanneTheWolf @roannethewolf.bsky.social · 22d

So someone approached me for a lil project on Wplace.
It has, ah, taken off.
If you want to help fill in the biggest fox yet, it would be a great help! Be creative with it!
(Just remember to color around the existing art)
wplace.live?lat=50.52264...

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RoanneTheWolf @roannethewolf.bsky.social · Sep 10

Most romantic outfit? Easy:
- Frayed booty jorts
- Incredibly undersized bikini top
- Plague doctor mask

They say dissection is the most sincere form of flattery, you know. Get on the table.

Yes this applies to both genders do you think I'm WEAK of SPIRIT?

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RoanneTheWolf @roannethewolf.bsky.social · Sep 1

She got that rasengan
(This is a vote for bigger boobs)

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RoanneTheWolf @roannethewolf.bsky.social · Aug 27

They'll be fine. Any fox who can break buildings apart just by laying their tits on them can break them back together in much the same way.

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RoanneTheWolf @roannethewolf.bsky.social · Aug 27

Ah, but the experienced ones have a very fine touch. If you ask them about a specific building, they'll only squish all the others up to that point

Upon which, assuming proper signage was made out in braille, the information is returned at unparalleled speeds.

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RoanneTheWolf @roannethewolf.bsky.social · Aug 27

They've also crowded out the market niche occupied by Booble Maps, as they're able to identify routes, traffic, and which businesses are open by placing their boobs onto the downtown area. They also have a better record of telling which buildings have been partially or fully flattened (by boobs).

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RoanneTheWolf @roannethewolf.bsky.social · Aug 27

Seeing-eye dogs have seen use in military applications as spotters for snipers and artillery, but in civilian settings a much more popular alternative, feeling-titty foxes, has taken over. Not only can they warn you of traffic in a crosswalk, they can protect you from (and flatten) oncoming cars.

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RoanneTheWolf @roannethewolf.bsky.social · Aug 27

Any signs in public places should have text in braille.
Pros:
- Foxes squishing their boobs against it will know what it says, preventing them to need to squish other signs to expose the one they want to read.
Cons:
- The blind will become ever more powerful (the government does not like this).

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RoanneTheWolf @roannethewolf.bsky.social · Aug 24

Very inaccurate, L take. The raccoon was way wider in the original game

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RoanneTheWolf @roannethewolf.bsky.social · Aug 15

Ideal proportions
I think more people should have OCs who wear tops that are arguably larger than they are yet still don't manage to cover their areolae.

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RoanneTheWolf @roannethewolf.bsky.social · Aug 6

Yes, but the owala doesn't have lead in it, which is a critical vulnerability to ionizing radiation and also leads to worse flavor overall.

RoanneTheWolf @roannethewolf.bsky.social · Aug 5

You gotta have them still doing things. Swimming with the boobs beneath the water, or eating something with crumbs falling into their cleavage. As long as there's a way for the pic to seem personal, they can be building sized or larger without losing that cute.

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RoanneTheWolf @roannethewolf.bsky.social · Jul 21

Something?

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RoanneTheWolf @roannethewolf.bsky.social · Jul 21

(Sequel-ish to this lil comic on FA)
www.furaffinity.net/view/57944123/
Be warned, there's boobs.

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