RoastBeefSlim | Microplastics Eater
@roastbeefslim.bsky.social
People get built different. We don’t need to figure it out, we just gotta respect it. (He/Him)
I’d put FaB results here but I don’t think PQ/RTN wins and BH top 8s are relevant enough.
I’d put FaB results here but I don’t think PQ/RTN wins and BH top 8s are relevant enough.
Those “which seat are you picking?” Images are so dumb. I’m taking the aisle seat on a plane every time I get the option.
I’m gonna have to piss at least once and I don’t want to disturb the people I’m next to.
I’m gonna have to piss at least once and I don’t want to disturb the people I’m next to.
February 1, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Those “which seat are you picking?” Images are so dumb. I’m taking the aisle seat on a plane every time I get the option.
I’m gonna have to piss at least once and I don’t want to disturb the people I’m next to.
I’m gonna have to piss at least once and I don’t want to disturb the people I’m next to.
The most important quality of a TCG player is their vibes. If they’re off no one will want to play with you and you won’t get better.
Good vibes and people will want to actually talk to you and talk about the game.
If you are wondering why people walk away from you, think about this post.
Good vibes and people will want to actually talk to you and talk about the game.
If you are wondering why people walk away from you, think about this post.
January 31, 2026 at 2:46 PM
The most important quality of a TCG player is their vibes. If they’re off no one will want to play with you and you won’t get better.
Good vibes and people will want to actually talk to you and talk about the game.
If you are wondering why people walk away from you, think about this post.
Good vibes and people will want to actually talk to you and talk about the game.
If you are wondering why people walk away from you, think about this post.
I’ve seen people complaining about the power level of the Sage decks because “they said ‘you could win an event with these decks’”
Have y’all literally never seen marketing? If they’d instead said “They’re good enough and you don’t need to dig through bulk.”
You’d still complain.
#FaBTCG
Have y’all literally never seen marketing? If they’d instead said “They’re good enough and you don’t need to dig through bulk.”
You’d still complain.
#FaBTCG
January 28, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I’ve seen people complaining about the power level of the Sage decks because “they said ‘you could win an event with these decks’”
Have y’all literally never seen marketing? If they’d instead said “They’re good enough and you don’t need to dig through bulk.”
You’d still complain.
#FaBTCG
Have y’all literally never seen marketing? If they’d instead said “They’re good enough and you don’t need to dig through bulk.”
You’d still complain.
#FaBTCG
Dog don’t you work for the city? Don’t taxes literally pay your wages?
But also like why do you gotta pay taxes? Just so you can pay yourself?
Makes u think 🤔
But also like why do you gotta pay taxes? Just so you can pay yourself?
Makes u think 🤔
January 27, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Dog don’t you work for the city? Don’t taxes literally pay your wages?
But also like why do you gotta pay taxes? Just so you can pay yourself?
Makes u think 🤔
But also like why do you gotta pay taxes? Just so you can pay yourself?
Makes u think 🤔
Little Cesar’s so good when you ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you it’s nasty.
January 21, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Little Cesar’s so good when you ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you it’s nasty.
I’m not sorry, and I won’t stop making fun of people that don’t eat the crust of pizza. Little babies.
January 21, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I’m not sorry, and I won’t stop making fun of people that don’t eat the crust of pizza. Little babies.
I got my invite yesterday on Cindra lol playing Gravy today #FaBTCG
Been seeing a lot of volatility around the BnR. As a long time Draconic Ninja gamer, I don’t think this ban is as bad as people are dooming on.
Going into PQ season I’d been debating on learning a new deck, I really want to learn Gravy.
But out of spite I want to get an invite on Cindra.
Going into PQ season I’d been debating on learning a new deck, I really want to learn Gravy.
But out of spite I want to get an invite on Cindra.
January 11, 2026 at 12:24 PM
I got my invite yesterday on Cindra lol playing Gravy today #FaBTCG
Nooo. People were supposed to keep saying Cindra was bad and not respect her for Columbus…
January 11, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Nooo. People were supposed to keep saying Cindra was bad and not respect her for Columbus…
Why does god give his weakest soldiers (me) his toughest battles? (Crazy style stomach pain)
December 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Why does god give his weakest soldiers (me) his toughest battles? (Crazy style stomach pain)
My #FaBTCG 2025 Recap:
Traveled to: Memphis, Kansas City, Vegas, Singapore, Philly
- Top 8’d 1 BH (Kansas City)
- Day 2 of Worlds
- Day 2 Singapore Calling
- Won 2 RTNs
- Won 2 PQs
Played a lot of Cindra, Gravy (Locally), Aurora, and Zen (LL).
Traveled to: Memphis, Kansas City, Vegas, Singapore, Philly
- Top 8’d 1 BH (Kansas City)
- Day 2 of Worlds
- Day 2 Singapore Calling
- Won 2 RTNs
- Won 2 PQs
Played a lot of Cindra, Gravy (Locally), Aurora, and Zen (LL).
December 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My #FaBTCG 2025 Recap:
Traveled to: Memphis, Kansas City, Vegas, Singapore, Philly
- Top 8’d 1 BH (Kansas City)
- Day 2 of Worlds
- Day 2 Singapore Calling
- Won 2 RTNs
- Won 2 PQs
Played a lot of Cindra, Gravy (Locally), Aurora, and Zen (LL).
Traveled to: Memphis, Kansas City, Vegas, Singapore, Philly
- Top 8’d 1 BH (Kansas City)
- Day 2 of Worlds
- Day 2 Singapore Calling
- Won 2 RTNs
- Won 2 PQs
Played a lot of Cindra, Gravy (Locally), Aurora, and Zen (LL).
Yall ever think it’s crazy that IBS is short for I Be Shittin?
December 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Yall ever think it’s crazy that IBS is short for I Be Shittin?
I’m only going to get to play in 2-3 RTNs this season with Columbus in the middle, so I’m really thinking hard on what I should commit to playing.
December 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’m only going to get to play in 2-3 RTNs this season with Columbus in the middle, so I’m really thinking hard on what I should commit to playing.
Been seeing a lot of volatility around the BnR. As a long time Draconic Ninja gamer, I don’t think this ban is as bad as people are dooming on.
Going into PQ season I’d been debating on learning a new deck, I really want to learn Gravy.
But out of spite I want to get an invite on Cindra.
Going into PQ season I’d been debating on learning a new deck, I really want to learn Gravy.
But out of spite I want to get an invite on Cindra.
December 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Been seeing a lot of volatility around the BnR. As a long time Draconic Ninja gamer, I don’t think this ban is as bad as people are dooming on.
Going into PQ season I’d been debating on learning a new deck, I really want to learn Gravy.
But out of spite I want to get an invite on Cindra.
Going into PQ season I’d been debating on learning a new deck, I really want to learn Gravy.
But out of spite I want to get an invite on Cindra.
Idk who needs to hear this, but if you are incapable of regularly winning your local armory, you probably aren’t making day 2 of a Calling+ event or top 8 of a BH.
December 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Idk who needs to hear this, but if you are incapable of regularly winning your local armory, you probably aren’t making day 2 of a Calling+ event or top 8 of a BH.
I’m just saying that FaB BlueSky needs some real unhinged MFs.
Like the type that ain’t out here saying anything offensive. Just some real off the wall shit.
If I need to be that guy, I’ll pick up the gauntlet.
Like the type that ain’t out here saying anything offensive. Just some real off the wall shit.
If I need to be that guy, I’ll pick up the gauntlet.
December 4, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I’m just saying that FaB BlueSky needs some real unhinged MFs.
Like the type that ain’t out here saying anything offensive. Just some real off the wall shit.
If I need to be that guy, I’ll pick up the gauntlet.
Like the type that ain’t out here saying anything offensive. Just some real off the wall shit.
If I need to be that guy, I’ll pick up the gauntlet.
Reposted by RoastBeefSlim | Microplastics Eater
November 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
So true bestie ❤️
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
So true bestie ❤️
0-2 today. Game got hands.
5-3 into Day 2 of Worlds. This game is EZ. #FaBTCG
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
0-2 today. Game got hands.
If I’m playing a game and it has one of those 8 panel slider puzzles that need re-arranged I will stop playing.
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
If I’m playing a game and it has one of those 8 panel slider puzzles that need re-arranged I will stop playing.
The Elmwood Park sign goes hard as hell.
November 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The Elmwood Park sign goes hard as hell.
Stealing this image as a reaction image.
November 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Stealing this image as a reaction image.
Me 364 days a year: Man, fuck daylight savings.
Me 1 day a year: Maybe I was being too hard on it, they kinda cooked with it.
Me 1 day a year: Maybe I was being too hard on it, they kinda cooked with it.
November 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Me 364 days a year: Man, fuck daylight savings.
Me 1 day a year: Maybe I was being too hard on it, they kinda cooked with it.
Me 1 day a year: Maybe I was being too hard on it, they kinda cooked with it.
Got a banger list for this weekend. All I’m saying.
October 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Got a banger list for this weekend. All I’m saying.