Rob
@robabid.bsky.social
I can recite Tina and Amy’s Golden Globes monologues verbatim. Gay 🏳️🌈 (As if that wasn’t clear)
Before the “Ugh I hate January the gym is so crowded” posts start, a reminder. We were all once new to a gym and working out, and for a lot of people that’s pretty fucking daunting.
Instead of bullying people out like it’s an elite space that has to be earned just welcome the new faces you’ll see.
Instead of bullying people out like it’s an elite space that has to be earned just welcome the new faces you’ll see.
December 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Before the “Ugh I hate January the gym is so crowded” posts start, a reminder. We were all once new to a gym and working out, and for a lot of people that’s pretty fucking daunting.
Instead of bullying people out like it’s an elite space that has to be earned just welcome the new faces you’ll see.
Instead of bullying people out like it’s an elite space that has to be earned just welcome the new faces you’ll see.
Strongly considering a mustache moment am I in crisis or is this a good decision?
December 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Strongly considering a mustache moment am I in crisis or is this a good decision?
If I had a nickel for every time OSU lost 13-10 to also lose the Big10 championship title I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s funny that it happened twice.
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 PM
If I had a nickel for every time OSU lost 13-10 to also lose the Big10 championship title I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s funny that it happened twice.
A lot of Spotify Wrapped posts are helping make sense of people today
December 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
A lot of Spotify Wrapped posts are helping make sense of people today
I think it’s time we had this conversation
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I think it’s time we had this conversation
Weird to not be the most flaming thing at the family function for once
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Weird to not be the most flaming thing at the family function for once
It is a grave offense against humanity that Drop Dead Gorgeous is not available anywhere digitally for purchase or streaming
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It is a grave offense against humanity that Drop Dead Gorgeous is not available anywhere digitally for purchase or streaming
No spoilers about Wicked: For Good but wow does Jon M. Chu know how to stage and shoot an extravagant down the aisle wedding scene
November 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
No spoilers about Wicked: For Good but wow does Jon M. Chu know how to stage and shoot an extravagant down the aisle wedding scene
Live look at me exiting Wicked: For Good just now
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Live look at me exiting Wicked: For Good just now
Seeing Wicked: For Good tonight and need the audience to understand you have no lines and no solos in this film. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Seeing Wicked: For Good tonight and need the audience to understand you have no lines and no solos in this film. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Was added to a group chat that includes my therapist
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Was added to a group chat that includes my therapist
Reposted by Rob
The way my dance/party playlists at 25 became my running playlists at 35
October 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The way my dance/party playlists at 25 became my running playlists at 35
Don’t forget to put out your friendship bracelets and glitter pens tonight
October 2, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Don’t forget to put out your friendship bracelets and glitter pens tonight
I become a different person when I’m watching Survivor and I don’t like it
*(continues yelling at TV)
*(continues yelling at TV)
October 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I become a different person when I’m watching Survivor and I don’t like it
*(continues yelling at TV)
*(continues yelling at TV)
There is a Venn Diagram of people who believe the rapture and Reputation (TV) is coming
September 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
There is a Venn Diagram of people who believe the rapture and Reputation (TV) is coming
I just reclined in my recliner, and both hips popped and my knee cracked
I’m ready for my urn
I’m ready for my urn
September 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I just reclined in my recliner, and both hips popped and my knee cracked
I’m ready for my urn
I’m ready for my urn
I’ve got miles to go before running the Chicago Marathon, but fundraising for RMHC is well underway. We’re halfway to the goal. If you’ve got some cash to spare and want to help kids and families in need, I’d appreciate it.
give.rmhc.org/fundraiser/5...
give.rmhc.org/fundraiser/5...
2025 Team RMHC
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July 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I’ve got miles to go before running the Chicago Marathon, but fundraising for RMHC is well underway. We’re halfway to the goal. If you’ve got some cash to spare and want to help kids and families in need, I’d appreciate it.
give.rmhc.org/fundraiser/5...
give.rmhc.org/fundraiser/5...
Summer 2024: Demure, brat, existing in the context
Summer 2025: Panicked, c*nt, existing in the facism
Summer 2025: Panicked, c*nt, existing in the facism
April 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Summer 2024: Demure, brat, existing in the context
Summer 2025: Panicked, c*nt, existing in the facism
Summer 2025: Panicked, c*nt, existing in the facism
Riding out a severe storm that I tried to outrun in an Outback when I’ve recently given up red meat in Spartan Country during their Elite 8 game. This is my personal hell.
March 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Riding out a severe storm that I tried to outrun in an Outback when I’ve recently given up red meat in Spartan Country during their Elite 8 game. This is my personal hell.
May I present: Rob splits the G in NYC
March 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
May I present: Rob splits the G in NYC
Encore encore! Let them host the rest of the show
March 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Encore encore! Let them host the rest of the show
If I send this to you it means I’m fighting for my life to survive an awkward conversation
February 28, 2025 at 10:25 AM
If I send this to you it means I’m fighting for my life to survive an awkward conversation