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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2h

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

www.youtube.com

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 27m

A good way to win the Nobel Peace Prize is by making threats

Steve Herman @newsguy.bsky.social · 3h

The Guardian- The US president may impose tariffs, demand higher NATO contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says, if on Friday he is not awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. www.theguardian.com/world/202...

Norway braces for Trump’s reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize

US president may impose tariffs, demand higher Nato contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says

www.theguardian.com

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Bevil 🔜 MFF! @thebevil.bsky.social · 4h

Shout-out to one of my coworkers who thought "labubu" was slang for lobotomy

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M.H. Williams @mhwilliams.bsky.social · 1h

Well then, that's an interesting move to say the least.

Gundam Base is coming to the U.S.

Chicago to be precise.

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Saint Riot @saintriot.bsky.social · 1d

In Final Fantasy Tactics if a unit gains too much faith they leave your party to go find God. Have you ever wondered what would happen if you had Beast Tongue and got a monster unit to maximum faith? Of course you haven't. No one has.

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Kris Werewolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 6h

is it speculation if Sony outright said during the Activision litigation 'yes, we will make a PS6 in 2027 or 2028' bsky.app/profile/ign....

IGN @ign.com · 11h

Sony tech wizard Mark Cerny has teased new graphics features he's excited to bring to "a future console in a few years time," sparking a wave of PS6 release date speculation in the process. https://bit.ly/3KFH3CQ

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Rocketkun @rocketkun.bsky.social · 2d

Abigail, a modern barbarian warrior

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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 22h

no, i’m not tired of ‘being nice.’

yes, i still want to ‘go apeshit.’

these things can coexist.

now stop asking me.

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Hidakka @hidakka.bsky.social · 4d

Punk Girl Pokemon masters

a girl with hoop shaped twintails wearing a long sleeved cheongsam top making a peace sign while doing a smug grin with her spiked teeth, a crudely drawn zorua is drawn on the back

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Hidakka @hidakka.bsky.social · 2d

Heather Silent Hill

a girl with dirty messy short hair wielding a iron pipe with a flashlight on her jacket's pocket, theres doodles of her enjoying her blonde hair, with a laser sword, asking who pyramid head is, and holding hands with a low poly man and a rabbit mascot

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Kuji (Comms Open!) @kujikawaii.bsky.social · 14h

C. Viper emote comm!

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Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 8h

Funston Elementary School’s sense of safety was violated last Friday when a federal agent threw a tear gas canister from their vehicle across the street and the gas wafted over the school property, a teacher told reporters Thursday.

'Sanctuary' mission of Logan Square grade school tested by fed's use of tear gas, teacher says

Funston Elementary School's sense of safety was violated last Friday when a federal agent threw a tear gas canister from their vehicle across the street and the gas wafted over the school property, she told reporters.

trib.al

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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 7h

Tales of Xillia Remastered (Steam) preorder is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code MILLA buff.ly/t0b4NED
Deluxe $49.46 w/ code MILLA buff.ly/9EMRfUP #ad

keys are available now from Gamesplanet. Playable on Oct 30

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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 8h

Digimon grow up so fast🥹

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毒薔薇 @dokubara.bsky.social · 9h

Goth Hsien-ko

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 7h

Autism antibodies are stored in the foreskin.

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 8h

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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Daywalker Ratt @hoodrattanak.bsky.social · 1d

eepy

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 7h

Mainstream American Protestantism is basically a bronze age-esque civic religion where the purpose of the faith and community is, expressly, to justify and reinforce state authority

Juliette Rihl @julietterihl.bsky.social · 9h

I don’t usually cover breaking news, but this story is truly wild.

A pastor in central PA brought an AR-15 to church and pointed it at people during his sermon. Gun safety experts and internet commentators are, predictably, not happy!

(Paywall free link below)

www.pennlive.com/news/2025/10...

Dauphin County pastor under fire for pointing assault-style rifle during sermon

In a move experts called a serious safety violation, he pointed the unloaded weapon at churchgoers, while asking for a 'violent action of faith.'

www.pennlive.com

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dairenke.bsky.social @dairenke.bsky.social · 13h

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Tom, Legally Certified Date Simmelier @iiotenki.bsky.social · 10h

An old photoshopped image I previously posted to Cohost of a fake YouTube video titled, "2 Hours of Shiori Fujisaki Rejections to Fall Asleep to." The thumbnail depicts Tokimeki Memorial's own Shiori Fujisaki standing at the school gates at the end of the day, rejecting your character's offer to walk home together. As icing on the cake, the fake user icon is a picture of Tokimeki Memorial's crazed science girl Yuina, as depicted in the puzzle game spinoff Taisen Puzzle-dama.

It's one of the dumbest posts I ever ran on there and I'm still proud of it and completely forget I'd ever made it until browsing through my pictures folder just now instead of finishing this translation assignment I'm supposed to deliver.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 2d

you're already seeing & will see more stories about how various attempts at reducing energy use "aren't working," etc -- those are propaganda. this is fantastic

Jonathan @renewableenergy.bsky.social · 2d

Huge historic turning point — Renewables surpassed coal as the world’s leading electricity source for the first half of 2025!

#greensky #energysky #renewableenergy

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Rob💀 @robeblb.blacksky.app · 9h

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蛮勇戦域VARVARION Dungeon Gameplay

YouTube video by POLYGONOMICON

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 14h

You’re obviously lying when you say that you wouldn’t use your laser eyes to reheat food.

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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 1d

Microsoft has withdrawn its proposal for a data center in a Milwaukee suburbs after community pushback.

After opposition from area residents and elected officials the 244 acre Caledonia project will not proceed.

Microsoft drops Caledonia data center after facing opposition. Company looking for new site

Outcry from residents and elected officials caused Microsoft to drop the Caledonia plan. But the company is seeking an alternative site.

www.jsonline.com

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Jay @envinyon.bsky.social · 22h

It's like Sonic in that way, where people kinda confuse "how the game is for most people" and "how the game is when you've played it for 400 hours"

Homesuga Ichistar @thathomestar.bsky.social · 23h

doing long combos in DMC is the reward for performing at a high level, actually trying to do donguri stuff usually just gets you killed unless you know precisely what you're doing

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