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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 7h

#mabsdrawlloweenclub #art

A crude drawing of a pumpkin pumping iron. Because it's a pump-kin

Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 12h

Highly recommend trying to find a showing. The theater I saw it in was packed with like-minded schlock lovers, and we were cackling the whole time.

Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 1d

I'm also like 83% certain @pattonoswalt.bsky.social ad-libbed every bit of worldbuilding in that movie and they just went with it because it was too awesome not to.

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 1d

If the word "Harryhausen" means anything at all to then you have got to watch the new Deathstalker. What an absolutely stupid-good time.

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 1d

#mabsdrawlloweenclub #art

A crude drawing of a goth glass of water yelling at their mom

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 2d

In June 2024 a buddy and I embarked on a mission to make a Kraft Macaroni & Cheese-flavored Destroy Gundam. Sixteen months later, BEHOLD. #gunpla

A photograph of a Destroy Gundam painted to look like a box of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese.

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 2d

I refuse to stop being dumb during #mabsdrawlloweenclub and you can't make me

A crude drawing of a website called Ickstarter where someone is trying to get an army of zombies fully f-undead.

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 3d

Silksong absolutely rips. It's a kinder, smarter, sharper Hollow Knight, and Hollow Knight was already an all-timer.

Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 3d

Oh no! I missed several days of #mabsdrawlloweenclub! Oh beans! #art

A crude drawing of a Where's Waldo-type situation except you're looking for a wolf. Because it's a where-wolf.

A crude drawing of a ghost and a devil wondering where a ghoul went. Because it's Gone Ghoul.

A crude drawing of a child being struck by lightning. The prompt was "Lightning Lad." I have no idea what the fuck that is or means.

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 4d

From now on I've decided to only ever follow people whose pfps are from Twin Peaks: The Return. They are the only good follows on this website. If you're reading this, you're grandfathered in, but you're on thin ice. Fix your hearts or die.

Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 6d

too busy to draw today sorry #mabsdrawlloweenclub

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 6d

My new original character that you're not allowed to steal. Notice how his eyes are clocks; that kind of thing doesn't just happen unless you care a lot. #art

A crude drawing of a new original character named Dr. Timeline. He's red- and blue-shifted like he's in stereoscopic 3D.

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 7d

a fate worse than death #mabsdrawlloweenclub #art

A crude drawing of a ghost who is going to haunt the house of her nephew for a month. Because it's the Aunting. Get it? GET IT???

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 8d

decisions, decisions
#mabsdrawlloweenclub

A drawing of a witch who can't decide which hat to wear.

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 8d

Source: Would I lie to you? C'mon. C'moooooooooon.

Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 8d

Now I want everyone who's ever sent me an email to apologize for having sent me an email.

A screenshot of an email unsubscribe message where they've apologized for the inconvenience of having me on their email list.

Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 9d

Me: Please stop mugging me
Mugger: I've checked your account and it looks like you're eligible for me to stop stabbing you and just take your wallet. How does that sound to you?
Me (dying from stab wounds): …
Mugger: I'd just hate to lose you as a customer!

This is a post about canceling my cable.

Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 9d

Every day for #mabsdrawlloweenclub I pledge to do the dumbest possible thing I can think of. #art

A vampire saying "Your familiar" to a bat who corrects his grammar.

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 10d

Manifesting Soup Weather by making soup.

Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 10d

Here it is, your Promise Mascot Agency moment of zen.

Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 10d

Doing the #mabsdrawlloweenclub thing, what with the #art and the #spooky and the #Halloween and whatnot. I am doing all these on small sticky notes because it's funny to me. First up is "Spooky Intro."

A crude drawing on a very small sticky note of a vampire with a name tag.

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 10d

I'm not begging us to end global warming, but I can't be the only one who misses when Soup Weather started in September.

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 14d

Spending the most time with Ghosts, which is a sign that I've started yet another attempt at learning how to code.

Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 14d

Spending way more time with The Slip and Hesitation Marks than with The Fragile or The Downward Spiral lately, which I think is a sign of aging gracefully.

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Panic @panic.com · 15d

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