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I am Kermit, and this is my Muppet Show.
Pinned
I am absolutely stoked for this game.
Hold up—entering my mad scientist era…
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Seriously, though. This is like a gag from an early Conan O’Brien late night bit and I mean that in THE most complimentary possible way. The parade was DINNER CONVERSATION tonight! Not just HUNTR/X, not “that was a good/bad Santa.” The whole *waves hands wildly* that was the entire Macy’s Parade.
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Top 5 "Star Wars" Movies, Definitive List:

5. "A New Coma"
4. "The Wisdom of Space Muppet"
3. "Revenge of the Return"
2. "Space Bikini"
1. "I Am Your Father"
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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“I AM A GOLDEN GOD!”
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
@stellarempire.bsky.social alien art drop:

The ‘Squelcher’, a primordial nest of worm-like creatures—operating as a collective organism.

It is a legend of the ancient SE universe, before the Rhyno era. Its mask - a faux face - is made from bone of its digested prey.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The wall of grandiosity I built for myself has cracks where the void is bleeding through.

The reality of my age, this timeline, and the art yet unfinished is setting like the sun.
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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I wrote this a looong time ago but I think it's aged alright. relevantmagazine.com/faith/church...
Christians, Stop Using 'Woke' as an Insult - RELEVANT
Last year, author and pastor David Platt addressed his congregation in Washington D.C.'s McLean Bible Church about what he called an attempt to hijack an
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November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Are you a Sci-Fi writer looking to get the word out for your stories? Join the Sci-Friday community on Substack! 🛸

Science Fiction is filled with endless possibilities and writers making worlds come to life!

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The Sci-Friday Tag List
A one-stop shop for who's participating in Sci-Friday on Substack.
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November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Do not tire of carrying the light.

You may yet lead them out of the trembling darkness.
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Do not tire of carrying the light.

You may yet lead them out of the trembling darkness.
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The billionaires cut down the giving tree and are trying to sell the stump back to us.
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Affinity: We took our three apps and merged them into one that will be free forever.

Adobe: You have 17 app updates, the subscription costs $60/month, and your cloud storage is full. Upgrade to get more.
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
As SNAP funding hangs in the balance today, I'm reminded of the 571 children who rely on it in SAMMinistries programs.

Uncertainty has an intensely traumatizing effect on our families.

www.samm.org
November 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Growing up poor we had some good to foods that were cheap and easy. Here's a thread of a few of them if you need ideas to stretch your food budget. 1/
November 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
So ARE THEY disbursing SNAP funds???

The whiplash and uncertainty... sheesh.
November 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
For my #SanAntonio people who want to support neighbors experiencing homelessness.

SAMMinistries is hosting 25th Annual Empty Bowls
SUNDAY NOVEMBER 16 - 11 am to 2 pm

www.samm.org/emptybowls/
Empty Bowls 2025 - SAMMinistries
25th Annual Empty Bowls Sunday, November 16 11 am – 2 pm* *10:30 am with VIP ticket purchase UTSA Southwest Campus 300 Augusta St. 78205 Get Your VIP Tickets SAMMinistries proudly presents the 25th An...
www.samm.org
November 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
kermit the frog is drinking from a cup of tea
Alt: kermit the frog is drinking from a cup of tea
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November 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is an example of enforcing the letter of the law in direct opposition to the SPIRIT OF THE LAW. Absolutely ghoulish behavior.
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
November 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Definitely transitioning to Affinity.
October 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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SCI-FI SHORT STORY SERIES 👾📖

Republic Ascendant — Chapter Six "Justice for the Dead"

In orbit, railguns speak; on the council floor, knives do.

Read it today: stellarempire.substack.com/p/republic-a...

#SCIFIbooks #SCIFI #ScienceFiction
Republic Ascendant — Chapter Six
Book two in the Empirefall Chronicles follows the story of the fall of the Rew Confederacy and the rise of the Rogers Republic.
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October 31, 2025 at 2:08 PM