Rob Kutner
@robkutner.bsky.social
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Emmy-winning comedy/animation writer (Daily Show, CONAN, Teen Titans Go!), NYT-bestselling author (Look Out For the Little Guy), mediocre bass player.
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All HR trainings can be reduced to “DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE.”
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It actually takes two months to get through it.
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Kudos to the casting agent for my HR training video who found this guy to play “Sexually Harassing Boss.”
Creepy looking actor
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That dance in the motel room after what Em told him.
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Today’s special at Jerry Lewis Deli.
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I feel like a lot of these are “I am old and have therefore heard this song too many times.”
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I’m old enough to remember when Trump insisted Harris would take away our hamburgers.
(And possibly even our “hamberders!”)
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When multi-hyphenate Netflix queen Dani Bowman arrives at LA Comic-Con and says “We came right to your table first.” 🤩
Me with “Love on the spectrum” star Dani Bowman
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I see that and raise you San Diego Comic Con: “Hawkman unable to extricate himself from a men’s room stall.”
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LA COMIC-CONNERS: Come on down to see @jordanmorris.bsky.social and me at Artists’ Alley, Table J07 - TODAY ONLY!
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TO BE FAIR: My pediatrician is constantly giving recommendations on how to end the Russia-Ukraine war and fix the economy.
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Coming to LA Comic-Con this Sunday? Stop by and say howdy!
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Remember all those voters who turned out in droves to end the era of reasonably-priced bathroom mirrors.
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You’re not the first to find Jake Sully forgettable.
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you guys, what if he’s calling all the generals to Washington to once and for all take down the Globetrotters?
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We knew this was the shakedown the moment he announced them: tariffs as loyalty sculptors.
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Citadel CEO Ken Griffin slammed Trump for cutting deals with large cos. to avoid the full extent of his tariffs. “The line outside the White House of every business arguing why they should be exempt from paying tariffs on what they import…is nauseating,” he said. www.cnbc.com/2025/09/25/k...
Ken Griffin knocks Trump's corporate deals, says 'all of us lose' when government starts picking winners
Griffin said the government giving "favor" to large and well-connected companies is "not the American story."
www.cnbc.com
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lol I say this almost as often as I correct people that at Jonestown they ackshually drank the FLAVOR-ADE.
I’m fun!
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That would track, but do you have any backup for that specifically?