the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic
@robocryptid.bsky.social
NSFW | she/they, bi/queer | fanfic writer, smut peddler & shitpost oracle | Deadlock + Yeehan + BG3 + TV shows + whatever else tickles my fancy
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I'm robo! I yap about TV and vidya games, and I write fanfic. Currently compulsively writing fic for Valve's Deadlock. I don't know how to stop.
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happy birthday to my Yeehan Thanksgiving masterpiece, "The Rest is Gravy," where absolutely normal things happen
The Rest is Gravy - robocryptid - Overwatch (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
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November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
happy birthday to my Yeehan Thanksgiving masterpiece, "The Rest is Gravy," where absolutely normal things happen
anyway, the tierlist I wanted to make today. behold, the aliveness scale.
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
anyway, the tierlist I wanted to make today. behold, the aliveness scale.
forgot tierlist maker just hangs onto your old tierlists, so. enjoy my Deadlock characters' fuckability rating.
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
forgot tierlist maker just hangs onto your old tierlists, so. enjoy my Deadlock characters' fuckability rating.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Kelvin in his apartment pre freezing idk
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Kelvin in his apartment pre freezing idk
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Hey look! It’s me! For cheap!
We're having a sale on Between the Stacks! It's only $1.99 on SmashWords with coupon code L48AZ. And as always, 20% of proceeds go to EveryLibrary!
smashwords.com/books/view/1795658
#Erotica #Smut #BlackFridaySale
smashwords.com/books/view/1795658
#Erotica #Smut #BlackFridaySale
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Hey look! It’s me! For cheap!
Deadlock fic idea I won't write #756: Lash needing to see a doctor for Sports Injury, and it's Dr. Johann Geist III. not sure if Lash/Johann or Lash/Lady Geist, but still horrible in some way.
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Deadlock fic idea I won't write #756: Lash needing to see a doctor for Sports Injury, and it's Dr. Johann Geist III. not sure if Lash/Johann or Lash/Lady Geist, but still horrible in some way.
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Victor Deadlock skin inspired by Frankenstein(2025) is available now!!!
Amon did such a great job on modeling, texturing, and rigging!
I did the illustration and in-game portrait icon!
gamebanana.com/mods/633634
Amon did such a great job on modeling, texturing, and rigging!
I did the illustration and in-game portrait icon!
gamebanana.com/mods/633634
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Victor Deadlock skin inspired by Frankenstein(2025) is available now!!!
Amon did such a great job on modeling, texturing, and rigging!
I did the illustration and in-game portrait icon!
gamebanana.com/mods/633634
Amon did such a great job on modeling, texturing, and rigging!
I did the illustration and in-game portrait icon!
gamebanana.com/mods/633634
need to learn to draw, bc not every horny idea needs or wants a whole fic. sometimes the single image is all that should exist.
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
need to learn to draw, bc not every horny idea needs or wants a whole fic. sometimes the single image is all that should exist.
I don’t really require a ship to have canon foundation to be fun bc I’ll always be an “it’s the job of a good fic writer/artist to convince me” girly more than an “I think there is only one objective way to understand this media none of us own” girly, but like. sometimes no one has convinced me. 😔
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I don’t really require a ship to have canon foundation to be fun bc I’ll always be an “it’s the job of a good fic writer/artist to convince me” girly more than an “I think there is only one objective way to understand this media none of us own” girly, but like. sometimes no one has convinced me. 😔
watched Wicked 2 and have only one thought: Michelle Yeoh one of the gilfs of all time
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
watched Wicked 2 and have only one thought: Michelle Yeoh one of the gilfs of all time
New #Deadlock smutfic today, friends: the one where Abrams and Lash charge their JO crystals together.
"Restorative Locket" - explicit, Lash/Abrams
archiveofourown.org/works/74655086
"Restorative Locket" - explicit, Lash/Abrams
archiveofourown.org/works/74655086
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November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
New #Deadlock smutfic today, friends: the one where Abrams and Lash charge their JO crystals together.
"Restorative Locket" - explicit, Lash/Abrams
archiveofourown.org/works/74655086
"Restorative Locket" - explicit, Lash/Abrams
archiveofourown.org/works/74655086
regularly torn between my belief that Drifter Deadlock probably doesn't really care about sex and mostly gets off on murder and dismembering people... and my belief that Drifter Deadlock is Hot and should fuck
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
regularly torn between my belief that Drifter Deadlock probably doesn't really care about sex and mostly gets off on murder and dismembering people... and my belief that Drifter Deadlock is Hot and should fuck
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
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trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
April 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
when will the Labrams noir fic come back from the war
November 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
when will the Labrams noir fic come back from the war
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another vindicta …? no way…
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
another vindicta …? no way…
my fave thing about Pocket Deadlock is that they have this altruism & pacifist worldview. it’s complicated by an ambitious streak & naive heroics, but they’re a lighter shade of gray than most characters.
winning & getting their wish will make them a worse person than the one you love in the game.
winning & getting their wish will make them a worse person than the one you love in the game.
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
my fave thing about Pocket Deadlock is that they have this altruism & pacifist worldview. it’s complicated by an ambitious streak & naive heroics, but they’re a lighter shade of gray than most characters.
winning & getting their wish will make them a worse person than the one you love in the game.
winning & getting their wish will make them a worse person than the one you love in the game.
the lack of sleep did not properly prepare me to face the consequences of the lack of sleep
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
the lack of sleep did not properly prepare me to face the consequences of the lack of sleep
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