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This is the most disgustingly awful take I’ve seen on what happened. I need this guy to get mauled by a grizzly.
BASH: It feels as though you're blaming the victim here

BOVINO: The victims are the Border Patrol agents. I'm not blaming the Border Patrol agents. The victims are the Border Patrol agents.
January 25, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I think we had an earthquake? My chair just started rocking lmaooooo
January 22, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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I am once again raising money for Suicide Prevention. This copied post explains why. Please read it, I did this instead of 15 posts clogging your timeline. I need your help!
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Suicide is preventable
IF YOU ARE STRUGGLING, PLEASE GET HELP!
January 21, 2026 at 7:33 PM
17 million, but who’s counting?
Trump: "World War 1 -- they lost 100 million people. It actually ended World War 1. A lot of people don't know. The Spanish flu in World War 1 ended the war."
January 21, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Last night I finished up my image of the Lobster Claw Nebula!
Located 11,000 light-years away in the constellation Cassiopeia, the Lobster Claw is a massive H-II emission nebula spanning roughly 100 light-years across.
January 16, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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Presenting my latest Astro photo- Jellyfish Nebula! I spent nearly 2 months collecting the data for this one.

What you’re seeing is the glowing aftermath of a massive star that exploded thousands of years ago, sending shockwaves rippling through space.
January 18, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Presenting my latest Astro photo- Jellyfish Nebula! I spent nearly 2 months collecting the data for this one.

What you’re seeing is the glowing aftermath of a massive star that exploded thousands of years ago, sending shockwaves rippling through space.
January 18, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Last night I finished up my image of the Lobster Claw Nebula!
Located 11,000 light-years away in the constellation Cassiopeia, the Lobster Claw is a massive H-II emission nebula spanning roughly 100 light-years across.
January 16, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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Thinking about a new Alabama alt - pure houndstooth.
January 14, 2026 at 10:01 PM
The Big 12 sucks.
January 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Just a PSA. Don’t take anything too serious from chatgpt.
January 7, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Scalley will never lose a game!
December 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
What if Morgan Scalley was the brain behind whitts coaching the whole time
December 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Imagine being a famous rich coach and you make a brisket so dry that some random guy in Utah remembers it years later.
December 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Matt Rhule is a dork! Jk, I don’t really know anything about him. Other than he eats a lot of corn which is honestly fine. And I’m sure he barbecues better than Lincoln Riley. Remember his brisket? He nearly broke the internet!
December 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I do NOT want to lose the SRS Distribution Las Vegas Bowl to a team named after corn husks. I simply will not be ok with this.
December 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Just made this for dinner!
December 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Newcastle hold a lead challenge
Goals from Joelinton and Yoane Wissa have us in front at the break ⏸️
December 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Keith Van Horn as Utah’s TE coach???? Weeeeeird
December 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
To the tune of any song you want: a big flock of birds flew over my house and pooped all over my driveway and door and windows and car
December 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Lunch time waddup
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Happy birthday to a massive highland cow!
December 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
✨ Meet M33 — the Triangulum Galaxy ✨

• ~2.7 million light-years away
• A nearly face-on spiral, making its structure insanely detailed
• One of the closest galaxies outside the Milky Way
• Home to NGC 604, a massive star-forming region bigger than the Orion Nebula
December 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM