Robust Pretzel
@robustpretzel.bsky.social
Horny anarchist lover-person and (plant and/or political) ecology enthusiast.
He’s a 10 because he knows what women want (money and power) and how to give it to them (support organizing for collective power)
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
He’s a 10 because he knows what women want (money and power) and how to give it to them (support organizing for collective power)
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The purpose of austerity budgets is always to transfer public wealth into private hands. And in a country like Canada that always means a transfer to the same handful of domestic oligarchs and resource extraction multinationals.
November 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The purpose of austerity budgets is always to transfer public wealth into private hands. And in a country like Canada that always means a transfer to the same handful of domestic oligarchs and resource extraction multinationals.
Me when my friends like my thirst trap: Obviously they support me and unapologetic femme sexual expression and the concept of thirst traps generally
Me when the friend I’m secretly attracted to likes my thirst trap: OMG does this mean she would fuck me??
Me when the friend I’m secretly attracted to likes my thirst trap: OMG does this mean she would fuck me??
October 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Me when my friends like my thirst trap: Obviously they support me and unapologetic femme sexual expression and the concept of thirst traps generally
Me when the friend I’m secretly attracted to likes my thirst trap: OMG does this mean she would fuck me??
Me when the friend I’m secretly attracted to likes my thirst trap: OMG does this mean she would fuck me??
Sometimes I want to help people out of human empathy, sometimes I want to help people out of sheer spite toward people who act like helping others is wrong. Like “I’m giving more mutual aid to a Palestinian soup kitchen because fuck you. I just made the world a little kinder, you like that asshole?”
September 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Sometimes I want to help people out of human empathy, sometimes I want to help people out of sheer spite toward people who act like helping others is wrong. Like “I’m giving more mutual aid to a Palestinian soup kitchen because fuck you. I just made the world a little kinder, you like that asshole?”
Okay I know it’s normal if one boob is bigger, but why is one of my boobs SWEATIER than the other??
September 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Okay I know it’s normal if one boob is bigger, but why is one of my boobs SWEATIER than the other??
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Get that dick/pussy, get sex ed, masturbate, have and enjoy pleasure that your body gives.
Not every session needs to end in orgasm or coming, its ok to stop and continue some other day or just let it fade away.
It does not mean it failed or you suck.
Fondle some tiddy, slap some ass, feel arousal
Not every session needs to end in orgasm or coming, its ok to stop and continue some other day or just let it fade away.
It does not mean it failed or you suck.
Fondle some tiddy, slap some ass, feel arousal
April 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Get that dick/pussy, get sex ed, masturbate, have and enjoy pleasure that your body gives.
Not every session needs to end in orgasm or coming, its ok to stop and continue some other day or just let it fade away.
It does not mean it failed or you suck.
Fondle some tiddy, slap some ass, feel arousal
Not every session needs to end in orgasm or coming, its ok to stop and continue some other day or just let it fade away.
It does not mean it failed or you suck.
Fondle some tiddy, slap some ass, feel arousal
Big corporations love law & order, until the law is the Species At Risk Act and the order is an emergency stop work order to protect sensitive salmon spawning areas 🙄
June 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Big corporations love law & order, until the law is the Species At Risk Act and the order is an emergency stop work order to protect sensitive salmon spawning areas 🙄
Yeah I’m an IT specialist. I specialize in information and tea.
June 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Yeah I’m an IT specialist. I specialize in information and tea.
May I protect my trans comrades more fiercely than I protect the book in my bag from the water bottle in my bag 🙏 #TransRightsAreHumanRights #protectdolls
June 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
May I protect my trans comrades more fiercely than I protect the book in my bag from the water bottle in my bag 🙏 #TransRightsAreHumanRights #protectdolls
This morning my cat ignored the wet food I gave her so that she could come back to bed with me and cuddle
a young boy sings into a microphone with the words the greatest love of all behind him
ALT: a young boy sings into a microphone with the words the greatest love of all behind him
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June 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This morning my cat ignored the wet food I gave her so that she could come back to bed with me and cuddle
If you need me I’m sniffing the apple trees
May 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If you need me I’m sniffing the apple trees
Me, at a march with my labour union, wearing a kaffiyeh and carrying a flag: I dunno I wouldn’t really call myself political
May 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Me, at a march with my labour union, wearing a kaffiyeh and carrying a flag: I dunno I wouldn’t really call myself political
Role play fantasy where I am me and you are you and we pretend like we weren’t gonna make out but then we are overcome with passion and we do make out
May 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Role play fantasy where I am me and you are you and we pretend like we weren’t gonna make out but then we are overcome with passion and we do make out
Mini succulents are so tiny and cute and waxy that I forget that they are mortal and can die if I don’t give them water.
May 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Mini succulents are so tiny and cute and waxy that I forget that they are mortal and can die if I don’t give them water.
One night stands? For partners no, for books yes
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
One night stands? For partners no, for books yes
If you need me I’m petting mullein leaves in the park
May 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If you need me I’m petting mullein leaves in the park
Watching every Studio Ghibli film so that I’ll know whether any given image is AI or not
May 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Watching every Studio Ghibli film so that I’ll know whether any given image is AI or not
Girls will be like, “I really needed this,” and it’s just a long conversation with someone who has the same concerns about regulatory reform as you do.
April 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Girls will be like, “I really needed this,” and it’s just a long conversation with someone who has the same concerns about regulatory reform as you do.
Solo polyamory is like, “No, sorry, I can’t watch the latest episode with you. That’s the show I watch with myself.”
April 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Solo polyamory is like, “No, sorry, I can’t watch the latest episode with you. That’s the show I watch with myself.”
I bet I could run Carthage better than the version of Dido that fell in love with Aeneas, just sayin’.
April 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I bet I could run Carthage better than the version of Dido that fell in love with Aeneas, just sayin’.
You know of all the possible causes of downfall, hubris is far from the worst.
April 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
You know of all the possible causes of downfall, hubris is far from the worst.
I woke up and found the will to live today, but not the will to work.
March 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I woke up and found the will to live today, but not the will to work.
Yeah my mental health is pretty bad right now but I don’t think it’s anything that living in the forest sequestered from all forms of hierarchy and the State for 1-5 years couldn’t fix
March 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Yeah my mental health is pretty bad right now but I don’t think it’s anything that living in the forest sequestered from all forms of hierarchy and the State for 1-5 years couldn’t fix
How do I set this as my morning alarm?
a cartoon of a man with a beard in a window with the words `` great stone dragon have you awakened ? '' .
Alt: Mulan’s first ancestor asks, “Great Stone Dragon! Have you awakened?”
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March 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
How do I set this as my morning alarm?
The ultimate girl dinner is one scavenged from the leftovers of a bridal shower.
March 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The ultimate girl dinner is one scavenged from the leftovers of a bridal shower.