rockcock64
@rockcock64.bsky.social
I’m not a dickhead like I used to be. Just a little dickhead.
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Yo why in the FUCK did nobody tell me Todd released Skyrim AGAIN today???
December 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Yo why in the FUCK did nobody tell me Todd released Skyrim AGAIN today???
I really hate when children characters in cartoons sound like grown ass adults.
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I really hate when children characters in cartoons sound like grown ass adults.
The evolution of the ring tone from another way to show your personality into something you only have turned on if you’re old and tech illiterate is so fucking weird.
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The evolution of the ring tone from another way to show your personality into something you only have turned on if you’re old and tech illiterate is so fucking weird.
'Huge respect to the folks at Obsidian': Todd Howard invited Obsidian devs onto Fallout season 2's set so he could personally seal them into a vault forever.
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
'Huge respect to the folks at Obsidian': Todd Howard invited Obsidian devs onto Fallout season 2's set so he could personally seal them into a vault forever.
I don’t understand people who drop their phone and then ask for help on Reddit.
What do you want people to do? Un-drop your phone? Show you the button in settings that makes your screen regenerate?
What do you want people to do? Un-drop your phone? Show you the button in settings that makes your screen regenerate?
December 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I don’t understand people who drop their phone and then ask for help on Reddit.
What do you want people to do? Un-drop your phone? Show you the button in settings that makes your screen regenerate?
What do you want people to do? Un-drop your phone? Show you the button in settings that makes your screen regenerate?
It would be really cool if gnomes or dwarfs or elfs were real and companies sold tiny smartphones for them. I want a tiny gnome smartphone.
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It would be really cool if gnomes or dwarfs or elfs were real and companies sold tiny smartphones for them. I want a tiny gnome smartphone.
Hank and Bobby Hill training in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Hank and Bobby Hill training in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
I’m sorry that I got mad about your dumbfuck tv you have mounted over your fireplace.
It’s just that it’s so fucking stupid.
I’m sorry.
It’s just that it’s so fucking stupid.
I’m sorry.
December 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’m sorry that I got mad about your dumbfuck tv you have mounted over your fireplace.
It’s just that it’s so fucking stupid.
I’m sorry.
It’s just that it’s so fucking stupid.
I’m sorry.
STOP putting your DUMBFUCK TV over your FUCKING fireplace.
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
STOP putting your DUMBFUCK TV over your FUCKING fireplace.
It’s absolutely insane how any video posted on social media now, no matter how mundane, will get at least one comment on it seriously accusing it of being AI.
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It’s absolutely insane how any video posted on social media now, no matter how mundane, will get at least one comment on it seriously accusing it of being AI.
I like to imagine that when Gabe Newell is on the toilet in one of his yachts he sits perfectly upright with his hands on his knees while wearing a pirate captain’s hat.
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I like to imagine that when Gabe Newell is on the toilet in one of his yachts he sits perfectly upright with his hands on his knees while wearing a pirate captain’s hat.
Pro parenting tip:
Does your toddler get their hands really messy when eating? Is it a pain to wash their hands because of how covered in food they are?
Just shove their entire hand into your fucking mouth and suck the food off!
Does your toddler get their hands really messy when eating? Is it a pain to wash their hands because of how covered in food they are?
Just shove their entire hand into your fucking mouth and suck the food off!
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Pro parenting tip:
Does your toddler get their hands really messy when eating? Is it a pain to wash their hands because of how covered in food they are?
Just shove their entire hand into your fucking mouth and suck the food off!
Does your toddler get their hands really messy when eating? Is it a pain to wash their hands because of how covered in food they are?
Just shove their entire hand into your fucking mouth and suck the food off!
I kinda feel like if you’re injecting something, with a needle, into your stomach once a week
and you’re not injecting it for the explicit reason of “If I don’t do this then I’ll literally die”
Then maybe you shouldn’t be doing that.
and you’re not injecting it for the explicit reason of “If I don’t do this then I’ll literally die”
Then maybe you shouldn’t be doing that.
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I kinda feel like if you’re injecting something, with a needle, into your stomach once a week
and you’re not injecting it for the explicit reason of “If I don’t do this then I’ll literally die”
Then maybe you shouldn’t be doing that.
and you’re not injecting it for the explicit reason of “If I don’t do this then I’ll literally die”
Then maybe you shouldn’t be doing that.
The worst thing about dark mode is the obnoxious fucks who act like vampires in sunlight when they see somebody not using dark mode.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The worst thing about dark mode is the obnoxious fucks who act like vampires in sunlight when they see somebody not using dark mode.
Just ate a tater tot I found in my car from yesterday morning.
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Just ate a tater tot I found in my car from yesterday morning.
There’s nothing that infuriates me more than people who think jokingly saying shit like “Woah, slow down! Nobody’s gonna take it from you!” is funny when you’re trying to eat.
I am FUCKING eating my FUCKING food at the pace I am FUCKING comfortable with & I am FUCKING enjoying it. Shut the FUCK up.
I am FUCKING eating my FUCKING food at the pace I am FUCKING comfortable with & I am FUCKING enjoying it. Shut the FUCK up.
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
There’s nothing that infuriates me more than people who think jokingly saying shit like “Woah, slow down! Nobody’s gonna take it from you!” is funny when you’re trying to eat.
I am FUCKING eating my FUCKING food at the pace I am FUCKING comfortable with & I am FUCKING enjoying it. Shut the FUCK up.
I am FUCKING eating my FUCKING food at the pace I am FUCKING comfortable with & I am FUCKING enjoying it. Shut the FUCK up.
Do people get excited when a movie they like wins an Oscar or whatever? I’m genuinely asking, I have no idea. I think I’m socially stupid.
It’s just, the idea of getting excited when a video game you like wins an award is so weird to me. You didn’t work on it, you purchased (a license to play) it.
It’s just, the idea of getting excited when a video game you like wins an award is so weird to me. You didn’t work on it, you purchased (a license to play) it.
November 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Do people get excited when a movie they like wins an Oscar or whatever? I’m genuinely asking, I have no idea. I think I’m socially stupid.
It’s just, the idea of getting excited when a video game you like wins an award is so weird to me. You didn’t work on it, you purchased (a license to play) it.
It’s just, the idea of getting excited when a video game you like wins an award is so weird to me. You didn’t work on it, you purchased (a license to play) it.
I don’t know what this meme is about waiting for Half-Life 3 to be announced today is, but I do have an opinion on it.
My opinion is: stop having fun.
My opinion is: stop having fun.
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I don’t know what this meme is about waiting for Half-Life 3 to be announced today is, but I do have an opinion on it.
My opinion is: stop having fun.
My opinion is: stop having fun.
Whenever somebody gets cancelled I usually end up forgetting exactly why they were cancelled and I default to assuming they were a pedophile.
Joss Whedon was a pedophile, right? I dunno something like that, fuck him.
Joss Whedon was a pedophile, right? I dunno something like that, fuck him.
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Whenever somebody gets cancelled I usually end up forgetting exactly why they were cancelled and I default to assuming they were a pedophile.
Joss Whedon was a pedophile, right? I dunno something like that, fuck him.
Joss Whedon was a pedophile, right? I dunno something like that, fuck him.
Pro tip for duping your Taco Bell order:
1. Put in a DoorDash order for Taco Bell.
2. Completely take down Cloudflare.
3. Profit! Your Taco Bell order gets delivered twice!
1. Put in a DoorDash order for Taco Bell.
2. Completely take down Cloudflare.
3. Profit! Your Taco Bell order gets delivered twice!
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Pro tip for duping your Taco Bell order:
1. Put in a DoorDash order for Taco Bell.
2. Completely take down Cloudflare.
3. Profit! Your Taco Bell order gets delivered twice!
1. Put in a DoorDash order for Taco Bell.
2. Completely take down Cloudflare.
3. Profit! Your Taco Bell order gets delivered twice!
I really hope these Metroid Prime 4 leaks are actually an incredibly elaborate hoax.
But deep down, I know they’re not.
But deep down, I know they’re not.
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I really hope these Metroid Prime 4 leaks are actually an incredibly elaborate hoax.
But deep down, I know they’re not.
But deep down, I know they’re not.
Just a reminder that there is no possible reality where a live action Legend of Zelda movie is anything but shit.
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Just a reminder that there is no possible reality where a live action Legend of Zelda movie is anything but shit.