Michael Williams
@rocketmoose.bsky.social
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Senior Director, Central Technology at Bungie. Miikhaal, raveler of enigmas. My opinion is mine alone. He/Him
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Why call it an integer overflow when you could call it integer prestiging?
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Me: Heh. They are going to need 20-30 pizza cards to pad that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Magic the Gathering set out!

The Universe:
A magic cart called “The Gift of Prophecy”
Type: Summon Apollo
With the flavor text “But what if…” - Random internet users trying to be comedic.
The image is a warrior holding a dodgeball, about to nail some spearmen who are just walking around.

The card is a 3/1 card for 4R, because prophecy is always too costly.
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They do not, so other treats!
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Gotta get our shots first!
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Shawna: What should we get for our post-vaccine treat?
Me: We could see if Midnight cookie still has those amazing apple pie pocket cookies?
Shawna: Yeah, it’s worth a shot! 😁
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Car horns should also have a tiny boop button for getting someone’s attention (like if they haven’t noticed a green light)
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At some places the role names are swapped between producer and product manager so it is definitely good to check about the roles of both at a given company.
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Another way of thinking about Jira update reminders: Just like you might be blocked waiting on an asset or code, a producer can be blocked on their work if they don’t have task estimates or completion velocity data.
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You will absolutely feel the difference if you lose a producer for an extended period of time, or they are stretched too thin.
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Fundamentally, at most places, producers are the ones making sure a project can close predictably, and that teams aren’t blocked by dependencies during development. For individual devs, this can be almost invisible, except that much of this work is data driven, which depends on good jira hygiene.
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Yaw, Pitch, and Barrel Roll!
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So by drinking, you reenact the tea party!
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Long Island Iced tea with salt on the rim?
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The good news is you don’t score till the end, but there’s definitely a bunch of math at that point!
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Tofino, in British Columbia!
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In keeping with the general themes of our marriage, yesterday Shawna and I celebrated our 20 year anniversary by walking about 14 miles of coastline. I feel so so so incredibly lucky to be married to such an incredible partner in adventure!
Shawna gazing out over a rocky coastline. An apple strudel, a mocha, and another apple strudel on a narrow table in front of a misty bay, with islands poking out of the fog. Michael and Shawna on the bow of an island-taxi in a bay, with islands behind them. Shawna on a bike on the beach, throwing her hands up in celebration. A sunset lights up the sky behind her.
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Generally it’s “The Alg”, “The ‘Rithim” or “The Big A”.
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One other callout of it matters: One of the protagonists (not the lead) is always smoking a cigarette, and it is usually coded as “cool”.
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There’s a live action Netflix show that is pretty good and covers the 1st 40 episodes or so in 8 eps. Season 2 of that comes out pretty soon.
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It’s still going too! It’s been a popcorn show for us over the last few years and we just hit 1000 😆.