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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 12d

Yet another reason I fail to relate to other women. I spent my day off playing Mike Tyson’s Punch Out for NES on an emulator. I have no idea what most women do with their free time. I also considered a Lego set.

Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 28d

At a Mariana’s Trench concert. Surprising lack of Millennials here. Did they blow up on TikTok or something?

Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · Sep 23

This rapture is taking too long. Not that I’ll be affected I’m just saying.

Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · Sep 18

I’m so lucky to have a friendship with someone I’ve known since I was kid. We grew up together and it’s so special we’ve gotten to share multiple decades together, through so many of life’s ups and downs. So glad to have a bestie I can depend on always.

Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · Sep 11

Trump’s face drooping cuz he’s being pulled toward the underworld.

Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · Sep 11

Only to his children. The rest are complicit or agreed with his views. Hopefully the children are young enough to escape the brain washing but it seems unlikely.

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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · Sep 10

Hard Mountain Dew Baja Blast is pretty fucking good.

Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · Aug 27

So I finally am realizing my ass is old and prescription estrogen/progesterone is just as good as the stuff my body decided to stop making in regular quantity. #perimenopause

Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · Aug 21

This is photoshop/AI. Do better please.

Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · Aug 16

I can’t ask for a better husband. We regularly make each other laugh so hard we have physical reactions. Like today we laughed so hard I had a stomachache and he had an asthma attack. Okay, his is worse. #truelove

Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · Aug 15

My dog is the bestest girl. Her daddy is asleep in bed and she’s hanging with me in the living room instead. She’s a mommy’s girl for sure.

Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · Aug 15

The Osbornes is available on streaming. I could cry to watch my favorite early 2000s comfort show again. #theosbournes

Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · Aug 14

We’re getting a quote on a new bay window we weren’t sure if we were replacing. Just heard my husband talking to the salesperson about fantasy novels. So much “dude” and “bro”. In other words, we’re about to spend 3k on another damn window.

Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · Aug 14

Every time I go outside for a day the sun destroys me. No matter how much or how often I apply sunscreen. My forehead is the color of a stop sign.

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Freethinkers United @freethinkersunited.bsky.social · Jul 31

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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · Jul 26

Had too much caffeine and sleep alludes me. Doomscrolling until dawn it is then.

Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · Jul 24

My right arm went numb last night after a particularly grueling PT session. Not sure that’s a good sign.

Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · Jul 16

It’s gonna be crazy funny when “Epstein’s list” is released and it’s all Democrats because of course Trump’s going to do that, you fucking idiots.

Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · Jul 11

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onesillyfag @onesillyfag.bsky.social · Jul 6

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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · Jul 7

So I need to work on my honesty. Step one- be less honest. Especially before PT don’t say you’re not sore at all. Cuz you will be when it’s time to leave. Ow.

Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · Jul 5

Happy 4th! Can’t even get a quick nap in because I’m surrounded by amateur arsonists.

Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · Jul 1

So they’ll cut Medicaid, I’ll lose my job and then have to take a bath with a toaster. 2025 is the best year yet.

Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · Jul 1

So I had that dream again where I’m back at school and can’t find my classes. This time I went up to a teacher and told her I was having this dream and she helped me. What is that, lucid dreaming? Anyway, think I finally conquered that dream.

Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · Jun 30

I have the best July 4th plans yet- being in Canada. Fuck this stupid ass backwards country, I’m so over it.