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🔞Blitzø🔞

@rodeoblitz555.bsky.social

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Mun is 30+ portrayal: Semi-lewd/mostly SFW Semi-canon Crack/literate RP Pansexual Cuss words/offensive Blunt-ness Response time varies DM's are CLOSED due to high volume messages! Entertainment purposes. NO MINORS! some arts and concepts are not mine.

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · Feb 4

Mun is over 30 yrs old

Main Loona: @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social
*No drama account
*Entertainment purposes only!!

*this account has no association with Vivziepop or affiliates.

Roleplayed Blitz since 2019! ❤️🐴

THE "Ø" IS SILENT, BITCH!

"I LIKE you people.."

a cartoon character says " i like you people " in front of a mountain

ALT: a cartoon character says " i like you people " in front of a mountain

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · Jul 2

What say you about sending the October magazine early to I.M.P? I dont want to run out of the pumpkin bombs this year.. IT. IS. A. MUST! The crew loves 'Target Confetti' everywhere if you catch my drift~

🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · Jul 2

Fan-fuckin' tastic, i'm telling you! Those AK's came in handy for the last client we had.

HOOHOH boy, those were some kick ass precise weapons in our last order we got.

OH! Got a question for ya since... you know, you love us so much and all..

And we ARE one of your best customers, so..

🐴->

🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · Jul 2

HAAY, 'Miney! Doin' a follow up on my daughter there. I sent her with the cash to settle I.M.P's debt~

You did get it, didn't you?

*absent mindedly he began making toothpick figurines of his co-workers*.

🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · Jul 2

You didnt...

A UNICORN IS A HORSE!

....

*he cant believe it*

A horse.. WITH. Magical. POWERS?! Tell me isn't true!!

🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · Jul 2

Whats this i'm hearing about?

What 'Mythical Creature'?

...

🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · Jul 2

@hellademons.bsky.social

*he's making a phone call to Carmine as he's rummaging through his desk drawer. He's looking for fiddlesticks, he feels creative.*

🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · Jul 2

Gru, The fuck- is that you?! 😱

(Looks good though! 🤣Must feel great in all this 100 degree heat)

a cartoon character from the movie despicable me is flexing his muscles on a stage .

ALT: a cartoon character from the movie despicable me is flexing his muscles on a stage .

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · Jun 30

Too busy for words.

But words are all i have to explain shit, so.. busy?

*his tail tip thumped happily as he was hugged.*

What've you been up to in the wides of Hell?

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · Jun 30

*he smiled as he was pulled into the side hug*

Love ya too, sweetie. Don't you forget that neither!

*cue impish snuggles and him being happy he even got to spend time with her in the first place. Nah, he wouldnt trade this for the world.*

🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · Jun 30

*cue a small chuckle, hoping to lighten the mood with no hard feelings*

Point is, Loony.. everybody's got their bullshit squared one way or another. Broken bones and all, i'll still be here~

🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · Jun 30

*he smiled a bit and gave a soft sigh*
Funny story?

This bitch *he pointed to himself* knows what that feels like. To be angry. Wanting to show it. Except I took it out on my relationships while you took it out on my furniture

🐴->

🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · Jun 30

Eh. Bolted the furniture 'cuz you went through that faze of liking to throw shit out windows. Not because i thought you were a monster..

So i just.. dealt with it. Maybe kinda.. knew you were misunderstood. Kinda like me?

*he nuzzled her arm looking up at her*

Always got your back sweetie!

🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · Jun 30

*he blinked slowly*

I.. well, i'm not scared of you~

*he offered a smile as he wiggled closer and leaned his head on her arm.*

In fact? You're my favourite! Don't let those snot-nose pissants give you the what-for.

They don't know what the fuck they're talkin' about.

🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · Jun 30

*is tacklehugged!!*

Holyshit!

Well hello to you too, Bee~! Missed me much?

🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · Jun 30

*sits beside her*

.... those dumbasses botherin' you again, Loons?

🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · Jun 29

No FUCKIN' way! You're still kickin' around?!!!

*cue a flying imp HUG!*

You don't know how much i've MISSED you!

🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · Jun 29

*he's been lurking in the shadows this whole time.*

...

Yeah i still see all of you out there.

Don't think I fuckin' went anywhere, bitch.

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · Jun 20

✦Drink: coffee & cherry pepsi
✦Food: eggplant parm
✦Pets: 9 dogs
✦Relationship: too scared to be abused again 😰 (single)

🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · Jun 20

✦User: Static
✦Pronouns: there is no right and wrong pronoun for me. I am whatever you see me most as.
✦Height: 4ft 11in (149.86cm)
✦Sexuality: Pansexual
✦Sign: ♌️🦁
✦Piercings: 4
✦Tattoos: 6

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · May 29

He-eyyy, look at all you sexy followers out there~!! 202, WOW!!

Did NOT see this coming! Thought i'd be stuck ass crack deep in the 100's but HERE WE ARE!

Glad ya like my shit, stick around! There's more where that came from! Just keep in mind this account is 18+ (minors will be BLOCKED!)

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🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · May 29

😭 i'm SOoOoo pretty all blown up like thaaat!

🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · May 28

*his eyes softened.*

To be honest? I..

Don't even know i'd of taken the news well back then either.

*he sighed softly as he leaned his cheek on Stolas's head.*

Wouldn't change a thing.

Well.. maybe one thing..and if I could fix every damn broken piece of this whole puzzle, i would..

🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · May 27

I say it not enough or too much but..

Thank you..

🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · May 27

*he smiled as he felt the weight of Stolas's head on his shoulder*

At least ya didn't get stuck with some rando-psycho-bitch threatening rent every two minutes.

*he chuckled lifting a hand to gently comb through the soft feathers
On Stolas's head.*

.. i dont know if ..

🔞Blitzø🔞 @rodeoblitz555.bsky.social · May 14

*he took out his cell phone from his suit pocket.*

I'm no halfway bitch, if i'm in, i'm IN.