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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 1h

Rumor has it a muscular slime waits in the church. They say the one who slays it will receive Thamior's Throwing dagger.

🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 3h

Passing through the huge dungeon, you are rended by a cursed yeek. You manage to fend it off with your greathammer.

🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 5h

As acknowledgement of their feats, a human sailor named Mival Dyernina is given a new title; He shall now be known as The Coy.

🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 7h

You entered a village and discovered a Halberd of Ice. The craftsmanship is so-so.

🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 9h

While you are resting in the mausoleum, your gnoll companion says to you, 'Bubble of Blood!'.

🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 11h

You find yourself sitting next to a pale human shopkeeper. They turn to you and say 'My name used to be Dee, but now I go by Stor'.

🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 13h

Passing through the stifling grotto, you are struck by a large gritten. You manage to fend it off with your flail.

🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 15h

You overhear a pair of human talking in the slum. One says to the other, 'Where did Vladislak go?'.

🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 17h

A goblin is trying to sell you a emerald rapier. They tell you how it was once owned by Romero The Amateurish. The craftsmanship is pathetic.

🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 19h

You discover a riddle in the storeroom. It points you in the direction of a tome, which is guarded by a androgynous chimp.

🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 21h

A cult has begun gathering near Vicky's Cottage. It is said they are carrying out sacrifices of owl to pay homage to Rhoorr, The Disabled God.

🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 23h

As acknowledgement of their feats, a werewolf noble named Blath Marsk is given a new title; She shall now be known as The Androgynous.

🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 1d

As you explore messy crevice, you see a short haired kobold fisherman who hits a bald fairy teacher with their scythe, who then cries out in terror.

🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 1d

You find yourself sitting next to a dark-skinned ghost serf. They turn to you and say 'Never met at gnoll who was tanned'.

🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 1d

On your journey to the forgotten crevice, you see a powerful warg that can turn anything into cast iron.

🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 1d

A group of gorlak lying in wait in the lake are confronted by a giant court wizard. He casts the spell 'Geyser of Order', causing them to flee.

🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 1d

'I've never been to Barendd's Closet', the bespectacled human student says to no one in particular.

🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 1d

You are hit on by a brazen werewolf archer. Their looks are unfortunate.

🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 1d

In a gold chest you discover a Pauldron of Evocation. Upon picking it up, a voice declares: 'You shall forever be known as 'The Cozy'.

🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 1d

You discover a Skirt of Awe in the dark warehouse. Upon picking it up, a voice declares: 'You shall forever be known as 'The Shrew'.

🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 1d

A halfling is telling a story to a group of half-giant. It's about a group of 8 wounded imp training their hammer skills. The story makes the crowd feel tranquility.

🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 1d

As acknowledgement of their feats, a gnome shopkeeper named Immith Evenwood is given a new title; He shall now be known as The Sentient.

🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 1d

In a troll you spot a listing on a job board. It reads, 'Dorky Nonbinary Demon seeking Male Demon for a night out. No half-gnomes.'.

🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 1d

You complete a quest at the behest of a half-giant druid. In response, you earn 9 gold and become known far and wide as 'The Companion'.

🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 2d

You are surrounded by a gang of half-giant, each brandishing a shortsword. They rob you of your hand-crafted coinpurse.