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Rohita Kadambi

@rohitakadambi.bsky.social

5K followers 100 following 99 posts

Writer - Comedian Bylines: Betches, McSweeneys, The New Yorker Finalist: Warner Brothers Access Comedic Voices

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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · Aug 6

“A Diddler on the roof? Sounds crazy, no? But here in our village of Anatevka…”

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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · Mar 14

Hey! Thanks for the shout out. I actually host a weekly stand up show in LA so I spend considerably less time online than I used to. I also hate posting which is why you never hear about me!

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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · Feb 7

Can’t take someone named Benson Boone seriously. Those are the names of beagles from the same litter.

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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · Feb 3

Millennials wearing business casual to the club

Taylor Swift wearing Janelle Monae’s blazer and drinking champagne at the 2025 Grammys

Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · Dec 14

*Extremely Cole Porter Voice*

🎶It’s delightful, it’s delicious, it’s DiGiorno”🎶

Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · Dec 10

Tell me this is not the love child of Ben Gross and Paxton Hall-Yoshida

Photos of Ben and Paxton from Never Have I Ever with a photo of Luigi Mangione

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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · Dec 9

Need to hear him say “Luigi Mangione"

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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · Dec 5

So what you’re saying is, the cakes have to hold space for defying gravity?

Paul Hollywood describing a hanging cake showstopper: The problem with that is because it’s defying gravity, there’s an extra pressure on that.

Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · Dec 4

A millennial who is also somehow in her 90s

Spotify wrapped

Top Artists:
1. Ella Fitzgerald
2. Taylor Swift
3. Stephen Sondheim
4. Beyoncé
5. Chess in Concert

Top Songs
1. Dance the Night from Barbie
2. Texas Hold ‘Em
3. Style (Taylor’s Version)
4. Cruel Summer
5. Blank Space (Taylor’s Version)

Minutes Listened: 122,757

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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · Dec 2

A pardon would be Shahmazing

Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · Dec 2

“Mom, I frew up”

Andrew Tate standing like he just vomited

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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · Dec 2

Waiting on my mental health diagnosis (Spotify Wrapped)

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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · Dec 2

I think if Joe Biden is your dad, you deserve to have a little crack as a treat.

Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · Nov 30

Being 35 in a musical is so funny because you can be a college freshman, a retired father of seven, or (most realistically) a guy having an existential crisis at his birthday party.

Fiyero in Wicked (Jonathan Bailey), Captain VonTrapp in The Sound of Music (Christopher Plummer), and Bobby in Company (Raul Esparza)

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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · Nov 30

When I tweeted this, I had 18 followers and the Wicked movie was a lie/fever dream so let’s try it again under new circumstances:

Most parents: Elf on the shelf

Me: Elphaba on the shelf

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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · Nov 26

I love Wicked because of the fantasy that I, a 35-year-old, could be a college freshmen with other hot 35-year-olds.

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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · Nov 23

RIP, Stephen Sondheim, you would have loved “Wicked” (2024)

Tweet from @RobbieHand •1/30/23
I ocasionally remember that Stephen Sondheim died of horniness for Jonathan Bailey
"quite open as a human being. I love him." [57][791 Marianne Elliott recalled that Sondheim was enamored with Bailey. [11] Three days before the composer died in 2021, Elliott told him that Bailey would be starring in the play Cock. Sondheim
"literally stopped in his tracks, closed his eyes, put his hand on his chest and said, 'Be still my beating heart,'" Elliott recounted. (11]

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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · Nov 22

Gravity hates to see her coming

Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · Nov 22

🎶becaaaaaaaauuuuuuuse I knew you, I have left x for good🎶💚🩷

valentine @dozygay.bsky.social · Nov 22

curious who else has left x for good?

Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · Nov 22

Jonathan Bailey is like pure sodium the way he can have explosive chemistry with a glass of water.

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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · Nov 21

BREAKING: Donald Trump has appointed Lydia Tár to direct the National Endowment for the Arts

Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · Nov 20

Lavender marriage behavior

Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · Nov 20

Gilmore Girls is so funny because what do you mean a Whiffenpoof married a Smith College graduate and neither of them are gay?

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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · Nov 20

We don’t need “leftist Joe Rogan.” We need country-pop to be anti-bootlicker again.

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Rohita Kadambi @rohitakadambi.bsky.social · Nov 19

I spent my childhood watching “The Sound of Music” (1965) and “Cabaret”(1972) so I really thought the rise of fascism would have more showtunes.

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