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B33< 𝘱𝘢𝘸sitively righteous! // 𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂
❛ 𝘾oolest EVER - ❜
|\ DAVEPETASPRITE^2 /| Ironic Isn't it?


— • #HomestuckRP #HSRP • — 🎶
Pinned
These eyes will not be blinded
by the lights.
From now on

— Whats waited till tomorrow
starts tonight
B33< the piss talk k33ps going on and im having a hard time telling if they are being serious……………… mrow
August 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
B33< one ear being yapped in about piss the other tryfang to focus on whatever is going on around here. mewow
August 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
B33< mrrrrrrph yeah!
a secret fourth thing(a big hug!!!) :DDD
QUIIIIIIZ TIIIIME!

WHAT DOES DAVEPETASPRITE^2 MEAN BY "IT"?

* Head
* Being Put Down
* Gay Sex
* A Secret Fourth Thing
August 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
B33< chat he doesnt know the joke i had so much confidence in that one
August 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
B33< thats like literally my thing sometimes
Stop being clocky? LOL
B33< stop CLOCKING me
August 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
B33< why wont you wait 38 seconds and find out.

B33< *they say, putting their hair in a pulled back and tight ponytail*
August 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
B33< stop CLOCKING me
QUIIIIIIZ TIIIIME!

WHAT DOES DAVEPETASPRITE^2 MEAN BY "IT"?

* Head
* Being Put Down
* Gay Sex
* A Secret Fourth Thing
B33< he is 38 seconds away furrom getting it
August 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
B33< you are a fool who thought to listen to 38 year old john, i can not defend or support you as i know his games and have played them before.

B33< you should have stepped back, little den master, and dropped the monstpurrs. now suffer consequences, which happen to be rocks you have to piss out.
at this rate i dont think im gonna live for long enough to see the consequences of my hubris
B33< mew are going to get kidney stones and regret everything ever trust me i know how this ends
August 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
B33< he is 38 seconds away furrom getting it
August 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
B33< mew are going to get kidney stones and regret everything ever trust me i know how this ends
[ You are now drinking two cans of monster at once to fuck with an alternate version of yourself. ]
August 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
B33< i am twenty something inches in your d
i am TWENTY SOMETHING
B33< whats it like being 38 years old and a mega fureak
August 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
B33< google show me pictures of my wife (husband) (naked)
August 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
B33< whats it like being 38 years old and a mega fureak
im so done with you
B33< educate him 38 year old john
@rxngwraith.bsky.social
August 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
B33< educate him 38 year old john
@rxngwraith.bsky.social
it sucks being the only baby here because any time i try to drink an energy drink im jus like fuuuuuck what if 38 year old john materialises out of nowhere and lectures me about childhood caffeine intake
August 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
B33<
August 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
B33< enjoying the moment of life. thanks fur asking. i have somefang to share with you. i n33d 20,000,000 dollars.
August 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
B33< whats this suppose to mean!
this is what it feels like talking to you people sometimes
August 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
B33< i know that smell ANYWHERE
August 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
B33< LOOKING RESPECTFULLY
August 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM
B33< meow meow meow. mew mew. mrrph mowmeow.
August 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
B33< anyway im supurr cool and purrfect and really adorable
August 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
B33< look at you giving dave a full on crisis
August 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
B33< which ring
August 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
B33< nya, yaknow
August 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
B33< looks at john thoughtfully…
August 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM