Brooke J
@rollersnakes.bsky.social
i don’t even care if anyone sees this i just have so many funny ass things to say
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God created man with the intention that he tuck 24/7. It’s like he built in a bra for yall and you’re not using it
January 3, 2026 at 6:07 AM
God created man with the intention that he tuck 24/7. It’s like he built in a bra for yall and you’re not using it
Now that stranger things is all over, I wanna say it was fucked up that Dustin’s cat died and even MORE fucked that his mom was so upset about it.
January 2, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Now that stranger things is all over, I wanna say it was fucked up that Dustin’s cat died and even MORE fucked that his mom was so upset about it.
Olivia Rodrigo if you’re looking for a sign to go punk here it is. You’re doing great now but I see the potential. You need it. The world needs it.
January 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Olivia Rodrigo if you’re looking for a sign to go punk here it is. You’re doing great now but I see the potential. You need it. The world needs it.
The fact that sit-down restaurants are now the same price if not CHEAPER than shitty fast food like McDonald’s is actually unhinged and nobody talks about it enough
January 1, 2026 at 6:28 AM
The fact that sit-down restaurants are now the same price if not CHEAPER than shitty fast food like McDonald’s is actually unhinged and nobody talks about it enough
The finale being actually good makes me MORE mad that the other 80% of season 5 was ass
January 1, 2026 at 5:28 AM
The finale being actually good makes me MORE mad that the other 80% of season 5 was ass
My ring is bigger than Joyce Byers’
January 1, 2026 at 5:14 AM
My ring is bigger than Joyce Byers’
Watching reality TV makes me realize I do NOT fight with Trevor in public and/or in front of family enough
December 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Watching reality TV makes me realize I do NOT fight with Trevor in public and/or in front of family enough
Andrew Tate is only in boxing so he can have an excuse to touch other men
December 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Andrew Tate is only in boxing so he can have an excuse to touch other men
Game of thrones cast seeing Stranger things sprinting toward taking the crown for most disappointing ending:
December 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Game of thrones cast seeing Stranger things sprinting toward taking the crown for most disappointing ending:
Assaulting someone after they say they like Big Mouth should be considered self defense
December 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Assaulting someone after they say they like Big Mouth should be considered self defense
Normalize sprinting in everyday life. It just makes sense. Why walk when I can get my groceries in half the time by sprinting. Who will stop me
December 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Normalize sprinting in everyday life. It just makes sense. Why walk when I can get my groceries in half the time by sprinting. Who will stop me
Between the lack of respect from the public, the lack of parenting, and watching students struggle and doing the best I possibly can to help in an hour long period, it’s been a hard 6.5 years.
Make it a resolution to defend public schools and ask a teacher about their day.
Make it a resolution to defend public schools and ask a teacher about their day.
As the year ends, let me thank public school teachers who, under difficult circumstances, are doing their best to educate our kids.
If this country is to flourish, we need the best education system in the world. Let’s fight for a nation where teachers are well-paid & respected.
If this country is to flourish, we need the best education system in the world. Let’s fight for a nation where teachers are well-paid & respected.
December 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Between the lack of respect from the public, the lack of parenting, and watching students struggle and doing the best I possibly can to help in an hour long period, it’s been a hard 6.5 years.
Make it a resolution to defend public schools and ask a teacher about their day.
Make it a resolution to defend public schools and ask a teacher about their day.
Hi if you’re surprised nobody is freaking out about the new files released just remember this has ALWAYS been the public’s reaction to women reporting men for being freaks. They have NEVER listened and they have NEVER believed us.
December 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Hi if you’re surprised nobody is freaking out about the new files released just remember this has ALWAYS been the public’s reaction to women reporting men for being freaks. They have NEVER listened and they have NEVER believed us.
Can’t believe the parents in Home Alone call their kid “Buzz” and give him THAT haircut and are completely unaware that he’s a piece of shit??
December 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Can’t believe the parents in Home Alone call their kid “Buzz” and give him THAT haircut and are completely unaware that he’s a piece of shit??
Funniest part of elf is that the mail room guy is 26 years old
December 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Funniest part of elf is that the mail room guy is 26 years old
Everything about conservative women’s makeup/hair/clothing choices is drag send skeet
December 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Everything about conservative women’s makeup/hair/clothing choices is drag send skeet
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The Wet Bandits were super considerate to not swear in front of Kevin the entire time they were being tortured and maimed
December 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The Wet Bandits were super considerate to not swear in front of Kevin the entire time they were being tortured and maimed
You can’t make 3 cheaper by the dozen movies and 2 (good) home alone movies and then wonder why gen z doesn’t want kids.
December 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
You can’t make 3 cheaper by the dozen movies and 2 (good) home alone movies and then wonder why gen z doesn’t want kids.
Why don’t streaming sites have a “I’m rewatching” button that wipes all previous history of a show so you don’t have to manually restart every single episode because they all play starting at the end credits
December 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Why don’t streaming sites have a “I’m rewatching” button that wipes all previous history of a show so you don’t have to manually restart every single episode because they all play starting at the end credits
Trump is a pedophile send skeet
December 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Trump is a pedophile send skeet
Reposted by Brooke J
I’m so glad Brooke has good taste in music
December 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I’m so glad Brooke has good taste in music
The only thing scarier than the demodog in stranger things 2 is the fact that Reagan is about to be elected president and fucking ruin the middle class
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The only thing scarier than the demodog in stranger things 2 is the fact that Reagan is about to be elected president and fucking ruin the middle class
I get sick when I see an adult pouring a glass of milk. Grow the fuck up.
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I get sick when I see an adult pouring a glass of milk. Grow the fuck up.
Best part of Stranger Things 1 is Steve showing up at the Byers house to apologize for being a bully and finding his girlfriend with a gun, the house covered in gasoline, and a monster coming out of the ceiling.
December 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Best part of Stranger Things 1 is Steve showing up at the Byers house to apologize for being a bully and finding his girlfriend with a gun, the house covered in gasoline, and a monster coming out of the ceiling.