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Roscoe Quackstorm
@roscoeduck.bsky.social
When I'm not doing the professor thing (in the social sciences), I'm doing the stream thing (often strategy gaming).

https://twitch.tv/Crash_Saint_Panda
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I am in an extremely vengeful mood.

I WILL beat Double Dragon III for the NES.

Bitch.
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I would like to nope out of this winter, thanks~

www.youtube.com/shorts/e8SQY...
🦆🥶
YouTube video by Hidden Files
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November 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Flatter than Fuck,
And you're to blame,
You give Fucks,
A Friday.
#flatfuckfriday
December 13, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Wait, wait, wait, what the fuck?

This is the first time I had a pork egg roll where I could taste the pork.
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Duck 2D Vtube model in process~
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
This explains so much about furry.

Yes~
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Living my life thinking I'm a Donatello, but actually just in denial that I'm a Raphael.

www.youtube.com/shorts/dgMuP...
That is the most Donatello voice coming from Raph there
YouTube video by Gramatica
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November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
November 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Reminds me of how I get baited at work.

www.youtube.com/shorts/hFvIu...
NOOOO! #kickstreamer #twitchstreamer #retrogaming #streetsofrage #extralife #nooo #sega #reedit #poo
YouTube video by 💀DJCam794💀
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November 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Happy Flat Fuck-O-ween!
#flatfuckfriday
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Something I learned from playing the administrative game this week:

Showing your ace doesn't mean you're showing your entire hand.
October 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I just played this at work because....

*Looks around... Nothing makes sense.... NOTHING*

I can't even.

youtu.be/q9RAZxNdCk8?...
Curb your enthusiasm - Credits + Theme Song
YouTube video by Ethius
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October 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I think this is my spirit animal.
October 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Parental Permission (Part 4) - Gator Days
October 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Not that anyone has the patience to listen to this...

But actually, patience is the whole point.

We don't need to be super wealthy. We just need peace, stability, and enough to live.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mFx...
Charlie Munger: $500,000 Is All You Need!
YouTube video by The Wise Investors
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October 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Also, this song appeals to how I experience the deeper part of the autumn season.

*quietly vibes*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpaK...
CHEK - CRIME (Official Audio)
YouTube video by CHEK
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October 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Don't eat the wrong Jelly Belly on Halloween~

www.youtube.com/shorts/Kt5lI...
Crazy Beans!! #animation #cozy #charliebrown
YouTube video by Wabie
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October 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Fuck everything.

No, really.

Fuck. Everything. I dare you. >=)
October 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Dream: As a dissertation advisor, I want my advisees to satisfy their deepest curiosities while successfully navigating the constraints of formal process

Reality: I'm just trying to put up fences so my advisees don't fall off cliffs

DOUBLE REALITY: My dissertation advisor was a true shepherd
October 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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#NoKings Miami!
October 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Up to Something - Gator Days
October 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Let's let Godzilla send us out on this last Flat Fuck Friday of the year.

#flatfuckfriday
December 27, 2024 at 7:55 PM