🇨🇦 The Shitty Gatsby
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Druidic-War pantheist and Combat Fauna emanator. 🏳️🌈
It's giving... Masenko. It's giving... Special Beam Cannon.
November 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It's giving... Masenko. It's giving... Special Beam Cannon.
Y2K's hottest bands for teens have apparently teamed up for a cover of... the theme song from Sonic Unleashed.
Bowling For Soup, Punk Rock Factory, Wheatus - Endless Possibility
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November 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Y2K's hottest bands for teens have apparently teamed up for a cover of... the theme song from Sonic Unleashed.
Gotta stop letting three companies host the entire internet
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Gotta stop letting three companies host the entire internet
Microtransactions are up there with DEI and critical race theory in terms of people posting about them without knowing what they are.
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Microtransactions are up there with DEI and critical race theory in terms of people posting about them without knowing what they are.
Fuckin' balloon-faced JD Vance better not make me fuckin' defend The Last Jedi.
a non-zero amount of the reason Vance and NatCons are mad at liberals is The Last Jedi
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Fuckin' balloon-faced JD Vance better not make me fuckin' defend The Last Jedi.
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Like 18 years ago I took part in a study at UBC involving an MRI because they said they'd give me a CD full of pictures of my brain. Totally worth it.
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Like 18 years ago I took part in a study at UBC involving an MRI because they said they'd give me a CD full of pictures of my brain. Totally worth it.
Wringing my hands and cackling at Blue Prince not getting a GOTY nomination at the stupid game awards
November 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Wringing my hands and cackling at Blue Prince not getting a GOTY nomination at the stupid game awards
The Mario movie was just a boring montage of Mario references and I think the Zelda movie, despite looking pretty in those screenshots, is likely to be a worse movie. You cannot adapt Zelda into a movie without ruining it's vibe. It cannot be done.
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The Mario movie was just a boring montage of Mario references and I think the Zelda movie, despite looking pretty in those screenshots, is likely to be a worse movie. You cannot adapt Zelda into a movie without ruining it's vibe. It cannot be done.
The nice thing about Windows is that if you encounter a bug you can rest assured it will never be fixed and will probably be carried into the next version of Windows.
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The nice thing about Windows is that if you encounter a bug you can rest assured it will never be fixed and will probably be carried into the next version of Windows.
*sees that a computer has crashed*
An intricate machine made of bumpers, springs, levers, sensors, and all sorts of other mechanical contraptions is easier to fix and less prone to failure than this, I bet.
An intricate machine made of bumpers, springs, levers, sensors, and all sorts of other mechanical contraptions is easier to fix and less prone to failure than this, I bet.
last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
*sees that a computer has crashed*
An intricate machine made of bumpers, springs, levers, sensors, and all sorts of other mechanical contraptions is easier to fix and less prone to failure than this, I bet.
An intricate machine made of bumpers, springs, levers, sensors, and all sorts of other mechanical contraptions is easier to fix and less prone to failure than this, I bet.
This post has so many replies and almost nobody understands what they're looking at and they're all idiots either way.
Need to bitch once more about Nintendo prices because why has it GONE UP??? This game is 8 years old!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This post has so many replies and almost nobody understands what they're looking at and they're all idiots either way.
I knew my 52-year-old psychiatrist cousin had traveled to Korea a few times, but tonight I learned it's because she's a massive KPOP stan. I love that for her.
November 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I knew my 52-year-old psychiatrist cousin had traveled to Korea a few times, but tonight I learned it's because she's a massive KPOP stan. I love that for her.
Living for these Tim Hortons bear mugs.
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Living for these Tim Hortons bear mugs.
I like that the Eaton Centre is still a hub for Pokemon Go during events.
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I like that the Eaton Centre is still a hub for Pokemon Go during events.
We put my mother-in-law's house up for sale yesterday morning and by yesterday evening, we got an offer, and today we closed the deal. Selling houses is easy.
November 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
We put my mother-in-law's house up for sale yesterday morning and by yesterday evening, we got an offer, and today we closed the deal. Selling houses is easy.
Pedophiles are so detested that they are murdered in prison more than any other type of criminal. This will not stop MAGA types from excusing pedophilia.
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Pedophiles are so detested that they are murdered in prison more than any other type of criminal. This will not stop MAGA types from excusing pedophilia.
Finished Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment and I liked it a lot. Less silly than Age of Calamity. Turns the sages from Tears of the Kingdom into proper characters. Tragically, no playable Ganondorf, though.
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Finished Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment and I liked it a lot. Less silly than Age of Calamity. Turns the sages from Tears of the Kingdom into proper characters. Tragically, no playable Ganondorf, though.
Pac-Man With Lips is deeply upsetting, though.
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Pac-Man With Lips is deeply upsetting, though.
If Atari Pac-Man is so bad, why am I going to refresh the Atari 50 page on the PS store until the Namco DLC is out? Checkmate, nerds.
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
If Atari Pac-Man is so bad, why am I going to refresh the Atari 50 page on the PS store until the Namco DLC is out? Checkmate, nerds.
God, I'm so much more likely to flag an algorithm recommended YouTube video "Don't recommend channel" than actually watch it. I just saw one called "Starfield is a fake game" and I don't care if that's just clickbait and the two hour video has actual insight, just shut up with shit like that.
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
God, I'm so much more likely to flag an algorithm recommended YouTube video "Don't recommend channel" than actually watch it. I just saw one called "Starfield is a fake game" and I don't care if that's just clickbait and the two hour video has actual insight, just shut up with shit like that.
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Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
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IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
Ken Penders is at home crying and masturbating
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November 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Ken Penders is at home crying and masturbating
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November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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