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Druidic-War pantheist and Combat Fauna emanator. 🏳️‍🌈
My partner's friend's daughter was like "Oh, you have Mario Kart, I'm really good at Mario Kart!" and I went "Oh, really? Come teach me how to play Mario Kart," and I FUCKING OBLITERATED HER. And her dad.
January 31, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Finished Wonder Man. What a weird show! It has this sleepy quality to it so that even when Simon uses his superpowers, it's never feels "exciting." Ben Kingsley is a great co-lead. Not sure why the show acts like it's illegal to have superpowers, though.
January 31, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I'm glad a whole new generation got to experience Catherine O'Hara through Schitt's Creek.
January 30, 2026 at 7:21 PM
It's wild that the entire global economy is based on keeping the dumbest motherfuckers on Earth calm.
Video game stocks are suddenly crashing today with the launch of Google's Project Genie as investors think games will start magically getting made with AI

➡️ ca.investing.com/news/stock-m...

#GoogleGemini #TakeTwo #CDProjektRED #Roblox #videogames
January 30, 2026 at 6:32 PM
If I had an OnlyFans, you bet your ass I'd record a video in the back of an empty showing of Melania.
January 30, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I would happily, joyfully never play another JRPG where the bonus dungeon is a bunch of reused rooms from other dungeons, Dragon Quest II HD.
January 29, 2026 at 9:51 PM
What the fuck does this mean? If it means you can't take screenshots or videos, there's literally no reason to even play Tomodachi Life.
To support Nintendo’s commitment to creating experiences that are welcoming and enjoyable for everyone, we have decided to place restrictions on certain image‑sharing features in #TomodachiLife: Living the Dream.

Learn more: ninten.do/6017QHRxU
January 29, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I liked Tomodachi Life on 3DS (I actually won it from Nintendo in a Twitter contest, along with a 3DS XL) but it's something that's more fun to talk about than play and I don't know about paying current Full Switch Game Retail Price for a game like that.
January 29, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Gay Miis confirmed.
January 29, 2026 at 2:03 PM
We've reached the point where a Nintendo Direct has to explain what a Mii is.
January 29, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Supposedly ReCore was OK?
comcept (Mighty No. 9) shuts down www.gematsu.com/2026/01/comc...
January 29, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Was it a good idea to make an episode of Wonder Man about a new character who is more likeable than Simon Williams?
January 29, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Watching Wonder Man. Trevor said that cake doesn't need cream, and as someone who is partnered to an English person with an English family, I can tell you he had to swallow his bile to get those words out.
January 29, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I don't understand why the nudity in the Switch version of Dispatch has to be censored when I can take a look at my Cyberpunk character's dick whenever I feel like it.
January 28, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Unassailable truths in the EGM Compendium.
January 28, 2026 at 5:37 AM
People are mad at Wil Wheaton for being correct. Americans who refused to vote in the last election share the blame for Trump. Americans can't deal with that because they still see Trump as something that happened to them and not something they did.
January 28, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Looking at the discover feed always tempts me to make an alt account that just reposts the insane things that people in fandoms say.

But that would be too mean spirited and a LOT of these people clearly have various mental issues and making fun of them would be punching down.
January 27, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I don't know how many games like Highguard need to come out and utterly fail before people stop trying. Like once every five years, a live service hero shooter is a success, and there's another wave of six dozen also-ran games that fail and cost everyone their jobs.
January 27, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Boy, Mortal Kombat 4 sure is... completely awful. At what point do they hire an Asian person so they can stop doing shit like naming this dude "Reiko"?
January 26, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Reposted by 🇨🇦 The Shitty Gatsby
People keep saying the codenames in Metal Gear Solid sound like Megaman X bosses, so I decided to give them actual designs. Matches the scale of my other X mockups.

Something I've been sitting on for several years that I finally decided to wrap up tonight.
#megaman #pixelart #ドット絵
January 25, 2026 at 6:09 PM
It's amazing that Hillary Clinton just gets worse and worse and worse as the years go by. The Democrats nominated someone whose shit-ass political career should have died when the first bomb was dropped in the Iraq war and were shocked when she failed to beat Trump.
Genuinely the funniest possible panel line-up of all time and it's for a real estate conference in Riyadh
January 26, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Little bit of snow
January 26, 2026 at 1:29 AM
None of them will ever resign and there are too many of them to remove them all. You're just going to have to kill them.
January 25, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Kerri Hoskins seems... extremely cool?
I'm playing the Mortal Kombat Legacy Kollection. So far I have seen one picture of Stryker but I feel pretty confident that he is the worst character this series will ever have.
January 25, 2026 at 4:23 PM