fireworks be like: the shelling will continue until my neighbors morale improves

anyways this the vibe for today

bestie blasting club music in the shower we used to fuck in while i’m on the couch reliving the beautiful memories that cause me so much anguish

i deny the self diagnosis of autism until i’m put in a stressful social situation like a party where i can’t read social cues or know how to join a conversation or everything i say makes me fee fucking stupid and the. i recount the night when i go home and decide im never going to leave my apartment

*rxknephew voice* how did i go from 12 lighters to none??

hi

i also unfollowed every annoying person which pretty much amounted to every account t with a cartoon profile picture

bringing this account back from the dead because X(formally known as Twitter) caused permanent brain damage and a minor psychotic episode

there’s so much going on in this ancient and beloved clip but his pronunciation of the name Susan is still what keeps me coming back for more

i’m like if carrie bradshaw was a bisexual who didn’t have sex and has no friends

if i was a dog i would volunteer for the kill shelter

i wanna get pregnant :,(

is she trans or is she just european

are there any 9/11 reenactment theater troupes

shoutout lesbians for giving me a bluesky invite