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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Mar 23

#Luzu: So, how do I pronounce your name? Philza or Philtha?*

#Phil: You had it right the first time! Most people call me Phil, but you can call me whatever you want. Whichever’s easier.

#Luzu: Alright, Jonas! Nice meeting you! 😄

#Phil: [Laughs] It’s me, Jonas Minecraft!

#QSMP

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Feb 24

#Tina: But he's an alien! 😯

#Quackity: What did– what did you say to him? What? You're just gonna throw that around in this political climate, Tina? Alright... 😒

#Tina: NO! I didn't mean it like that! It was the skin!

#Quackity: Oh, it was the skin? Ok. 😒

#Tina: NO!!!!! 😫

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Feb 15

#Pac: Oh, and by the way, Fit– you forgot this yesterday, in my house. 😘🥋

#Quackity: THERE'S NO FCKING WAY! There is NO fcking way bro! Are you joking? Are you fcking joking???

#Tubbo: I HATE THIS SERVER 💀

#Hideduo

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Feb 15

#Quackity: Are you free for Valentine's?

#Fit: Uh... 😬 No Quackity, I'm sorry, I have plans. I don't think Tubbo does though!

#Tubbo: No, no no– You don't need to–

Happy 1 year anniversary to Quackity shooting his shot (and very quickly getting shot down) #Hideduo 💘

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Feb 14

#Fit: *notices Pac is online*

Fit >> o/////
Fit >> OI PAC
Fit >> Looking good Pac, AWOOOGGAAA AWOOOGGGA
Fit >> *slames desk*
Fit >> *wolf whistle*

#Fit: I'm a little bit extra today. 😌

#Hideduo

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Feb 14

#Etoiles: Foolish, why did you... Uh, Pomme, don't listen to this– Why did you fck a granddad? 🤨

#Roier: Yes, why do you like the old mans? Wtf!

#Foolish: No! It was not– There was no– no grandfathers were fcked that night!

#Cellbit: ...That night? 🤨

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Feb 14

#Roier: You had şeẋ with my Grandpa???

#Foolish: There was no şeẋ with your Grandpa! What???

#Roier: Ok, I have a question, Foolish: it was delicious?

#Cellbit: Wait, stop– WTF IS THIS?! What kind of question is this??? Why do you need to know if your grandpa fcks?!? 😰

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Feb 13

#Cellbit: Who says money doesn't grow on trees, man? Wtf!

#Phil: Yeah, they lied! They lied! Big money- big money didn't want us to know!

#Cellbit: That's crazy! Guys, welcome to my base.

#Antoine: [Distantly] SHUT THE FCK UP CELLBIT—

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Feb 13

#Slimecicle: I hate to say it– Cellbit you got obliterated. Me and Roier were making sure you weren't GTA ragdoll-running into the next room.

#Slimecicle: And then Foolish was just hoverin' over him like "What's one more, dude? 😈"

The infamous drinking competition during the QSMP Brazil meetup. 🍻🇧🇷

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Feb 12

#Quackity: [Gets warped suddenly]

#Tina: [Not seeing Quackity] Get me in here! Hurry, hurry! Quickly! With haste! They were showing me his dog! 😫 Please! Hurry! Why can I hear pig sounds? Let me in! Let me in! Jesse! Open the door! Jesse... [Tina vanishes]

#Quackity:❓❓❓

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Feb 12

And if you need help remembering when a funny or important moment happened, check out the QSMP VOD Timestamp Archive that I made! 😉

VOD playlists, recaps, & additional resources are also included in it so everyone can enjoy QSMP regardless if they're an old fan or new one.

bsky.app/profile/roya...

Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Aug 30

For people who are interested in #QSMP but don’t have time to watch (or rewatch) hundreds of VODs, check out the QSMP VOD Timestamp Archive!

In addition to timestamps, the archive also includes VOD playlists, stream recaps, and additional resources. Missed it live? You can find it in the archive!

Royal Archivist

QSMP ARCHIVE

Love QSMP but can’t keep up with every single streamer? Check out the VOD Timestamp Archive!

The archive compiles major events, lore summaries, monthly recaps, and more. If you missed it live, find it in the archive! Timestamps include:

Funny bits
Important lore
Cute moments
Cool quotes

Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Feb 12

Due to the sheer amount of VODs that exist, MCYT-Archives is always looking for help fleshing out QSMP's archive & other servers' archives like Squidcraft, Arkanis, Hermitcraft, etc.

Check out their Discord or mcyt-archives on Tumblr for more info if you want to help! 💛

discord.com/invite/DMGbF...

Join the MCYT Archive Project Discord Server!

Check out the MCYT Archive Project community on Discord - hang out with 243 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

discord.com

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Feb 12

The QSMP Archive Project is dedicated to locating, collecting and archiving QSMP VODs to make them more easily accessible to the community. 🫶

Hundreds (if not thousands) of VODs are included in this spreadsheet, which is meticulously organized by month/day/streamer.

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

QSMP - Official Archivist VODs Masterlist (Public)

docs.google.com

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Feb 12

Need help finding old #QSMP VODs that are no longer on Twitch and/or YouTube? Check out this useful resource created by the MCYT Archivist community! 📽️💜

Learn more about the project below: 🔽

MCYT ARCHIVES

QSMP VOD ARCHIVE

Looking for a QSMP Vod that's been deleted or lost? Have no fear, MCYT-Archives is here!

The VOD Master Spreadsheet has links to archived VODs from every member of the server – official Twitch and YouTube VODs as well as VODs archived by the community when official ones are no longer publicly accessible.

Link & more info in the thread below ↓

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Feb 12

#Tina: I'm rich! Rich! Nobody's gonna stop me! [The Admins start taking her coins] NOOO!!! Please! I was meant to be rich! You... you don't want to see women succeed, do you? 👿

#Phil: [Cracks up]

#Tina: I deserve this money! I cheated the system fair and square!!! 😤

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Feb 12

#Cellbit: Oh, by the way– if someone sends you a clip of me, uh... saying something about your panties, please ignore it.

#Foolish: Yeah?

#Cellbit: It’s just a mistranslation, ok? 'Cuz "pant" and "panties" they are like similar words, and in Portuguese, they are the same. Like–

#QSMP 🩲🦈

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Feb 12

#Foolish: Look at this little guy! Who's he? Oh nevermind, he's a zombie. I thought he was this little–

#Cellbit: Yeah, little họrnỵ guy. Actually– horned. YOU SEE! Oh, come on man! Horned guy, not họrnỵ! 💀

#Foolish: [Laughs] Honestly, I was gonna let you get away with it–

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Feb 11

[After Fit "lays" an egg]

#MythicalSausage: 🥹 You know, if it hatches, then–

#Fit: Then you gotta kill it! You kill it instantly!

#MythicalSausage: Wait! But wouldn't that be your child? 😢

#Fit: I'M NOT DOING THIS AGAIN! No, if an egg is talking to you– Nothing good ever happens, dude

#TheRealm

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Feb 11

#MythicalSausage: Yeah, I clamp on that thing and I'm never letting go. 😏

#Seapeekay: Well, that's enough of that for me! 😰

#Fit: We're just talking about riding dragons!

#TheRealm #FithicalSausage

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Nov 8

#GuhZera: Thank god your livelihood depends on streaming and not music.

#Gris: [Punches GuhZera] 😡

#Guaxinim: What the hell, man! You're right though. 😅

#Arkanis

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Nov 8

#Guaxinim: "I'm dancin' in the dark with you between my arms, barefoot on the grass listenin' to our favorite song–"

I had no idea Guaxinim was a pianist, so when he sat down to play piano for Gris then played an ACTUAL piano and started singing, my heart melted 🥹💕

#Arkanis

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Nov 8

#Guaxinim: [Reading chat] "You're very poetic today" I'm always poetic. I'm just hiding my secret intentions.

#Guaxinim: I am an evil bad boy, I am a villain, but I'm just masquerading my bad intentions with my "cute face." Inside I am: 😈🔥💥 Outside I am: 😊🎀✨💖🌺

#Arkanis

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Nov 7

#Pac: "Lost everything but you still have us." True, that's important, huh? And there are the Valigma specialists.

[He gazes at a red flower 🌹]

#Pac: ...And he came too.

#Pac: Sorry, sorry, I lost it. What would Fit say to me? "Calma, calma" That, he would say that.

#Hideduo

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Nov 5

#Quackity: [Gets warped suddenly]

#Tina: [Not seeing Quackity] Get me in here! Hurry, hurry! Quickly! With haste! They were showing me his dog! 😫 Please! Hurry! Why can I hear pig sounds? Let me in! Let me in! Jesse! Open the door! Jesse... [Tina vanishes]

#Quackity:❓❓❓

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · Nov 5

I love how their interaction went down exactly like I expected it to go down between their characters on Friday, pftt. They're both too charming to maintain a rivalry (even as a bit)

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